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2 minutes ago, DCooper said:

 

This is a good point, I feel like reviewers should be required to have at least 3 undistracted listens before they're qualified to review :oprah3:

They should be required to

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13 minutes ago, drewby said:

It really is funny no review mentions Candy Necklace... then again it's the weakest/least interesting song so maybe it deserves :oic2:

What if they actually received the version without CN…

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4 minutes ago, lemonadedelrey said:

I think doing a tv performance and having at least one music video wouldve bumped up this entire era so much for critics and fans. It still feels kind of incomplete. But I mean hey the records not out yet, there’s still time for something cool to happen. 

all the reviews going up once she surprise drops a visual album on release day:whitney: 


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How do we know a 4 star is not a 90 or 85?

 

Anyway for me the album is a solid 70/75.

I know y'all will hate me for this 😔 

I also noticed that no-one mentions in the review that Paris is sample based song... 🫨

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Just now, LifeOnMars said:

What if they actually received the version without CN…

they were actually listening to the l3aksssss :slayty:


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2 minutes ago, Jeanne Dielman said:

The critical reception feels a little underwhelming given how acclaimed the three singles are. The record isn't nearly as agreeable as NFR, so I didn't expect it to top the latter's reviews. Anyway, this *is* getting very good reviews in general - at least by the trades and magazines that actually matter (MOJO, Rolling Stone UK, The Guardian, NME) -, but it'll be absolutely ridiculous if the album ends up with a Metascore similar to COCC or BB's.

 

At least The Guardian gave Lana a good score for the first time in years. 

 

Similar or under COCC or BB's 


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4 minutes ago, DCooper said:

 

This is a good point, I feel like reviewers should be required to have at least 3 undistracted listens before they're qualified to review :oprah3:

According to far out mag the UK critics were all taken to a room by UMG and forced to sit and listen 😍


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I really like this album but idk why you guys were expecting 100s across the board, it has a lot of aspects about it that aren’t very critic friendly and we’ve known this lol


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Let’s not forget that the only time critics got Lana right was NFR. Cocc and BB (and to a lesser extent LFL) were heavily overrated while HM was tanked. I would have loved for OB to receive critical acclaim but it is what it is. 

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Just now, LanaBalkana said:

ROSEMEAD EXCLUSIVE BABY 6/5 :beyonce:

yeah they were like "oh my god wow rosemead exclusive baby is really something... so deep oh my god" :wowcry: anywaysssssss 80/100


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at the end of the day the critical reception is pretty pointless, like the only review that should matter or gauge any reaction out of us is our own😭


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