Did you know that there's a tunnel under Ocean Blvd - Pre-Release Thread: OUT March 24th, 2023

[West Coast 44,783]

Ella is the new Alex from Target 

[lanasozempicpen 3,361]

1 minute ago, evalionisameme said:

How they gonna trace an album rip? 
lol

so easy this is 2023 in the era of technology

ella needs to upload it to the site on target wifi with one of their display computers

[one time beauty queen 18,381]

its giving

[rabbit 4,908]

Ella exclusive baby

[Thats why they call me Dita 7,309]

46 minutes ago, BartenderDeco said:

i don’t think they’re lying like who sends pics anywhere but snapchat nowadays 

Why wouldn’t they screenshot tho.. srsly

[Psychedelic Pussy 28,803]

3 minutes ago, evalionisameme said:

How they gonna trace an album rip? 
lol

Get the album out of the tesco

the same way Lana traces fingertips over plastic bags 

[evalionisameme 13,499]

4 minutes ago, burthday kake said:

its giving

Did she actually post this?

[Lustformoney 40,354]

26 minutes ago, GeminiLanaFan said:

 To be taken with a grain of salt. I kinda hope this is not the surprise… 

Rumors= TikTok kid lying that neil posted about Aw music video dropping on 17th💀

[lanasozempicpen 3,361]

5 minutes ago, lanita said:

ella baby i see what u did there

if i still worked at target knowing they were gonna fire my ass i would have simply walked out with the album for yall

[DZKSLEFTNUT 486]

5 minutes ago, burthday kake said:

its giving

What is the context to this?

[tulsa jesus freaks 9,376]

we just want the pics of the vinyl in the back of that target 

[evalionisameme 13,499]

Learn how to steal properly- it can’t be that hard not to get caught

seduce the employees

Stick chewing gum over the camera 

[racecar 1,860]

Look! This guy from tesco bakery section is real omfg 

[Lustformoney 40,354]

2 minutes ago, DZKSLEFTNUT said:

What is the context to this?

I think some twinklet lied about seeing lana having a meltdown in target and then said he lied and deactivated

[lanita 1,012]

Just now, evalionisameme said:

Learn how to steal properly- it can’t be that hard no to get caught

seduce the employees

STOP GATEKEEPING START SHOPLIFTING

[Americen Whore 7,650]

I just receive all vinyl variants
prove :

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[lanasozempicpen 3,361]

Dear Ella,

I have to confess, I'm feeling pretty delulu about Lana's new album Ocean Blvd. I know we've talked about it before, but I just can't stop thinking about how much I need this album in my life.

You see, Lana has always been a bit of a muse for me. Her music just speaks to my soul in a way that nothing else can, and I've been waiting for this album for what feels like an eternity. I've been obsessively checking social media for updates, and each time I see a new teaser or snippet, I feel like my heart is going to burst.

The thing is, Lana's music has always had this magical quality to it. It's like she's speaking directly to me, and I feel like she's the only one who truly understands me. And from what I've heard of Ocean Blvd so far, it's going to be her most magical album yet.

I know this might sound crazy, but I feel like Lana's music has the power to change my life. When I listen to her songs, I feel like I can be anyone I want to be and do anything I want to do. It's like she's giving me permission to be my true, authentic self, and I just can't get enough.

I need this album in my life because I know it's going to be the ultimate expression of Lana's magic. It's going to be wild and free, just like she is, and I can't wait to get lost in the dreamy world she's created.

I hope you can understand how much this means to me, and I hope we can listen to Ocean Blvd together soon. I just know it's going to be the most magical experience.

With love and delulu thoughts, LB

[The Grants 12,999]

1 minute ago, Americen Whore said:

I just receive all vinyl variants
prove :

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if i was high i would think this is genuine

[lanita 1,012]

yesterday’s lore was polish sock lady, today’s lore is ella. what will it be tomorrow?!

[Bonita 11,746]

anyways let's start an actual convo... only open if you've seen the lyric leaks (except the final line of the record i don't wanna know what it is )

 

Spoiler

It can be deduced that the entirety of Side A is about Sean (The Grants - A&W) and Candy Necklace could potentially be about Jack or Mike (considering she mentions Jack by name on Kintsugi). Very very interested in this record's narrative tbh