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Just now, lilac heaven said:

except Gramma which should’ve just been called Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven

hot take: gramma (blue ribbon sparkler trailer heaven) is a perfect title :oprah3:

gramma by itself is bad, but BRSTH needs the gramma bow to complete the full package


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even if it fits the song, the tile ‘sad girl’ always makes me cringe so much 

god knows i tried - it doesn’t bother me as much and surely fits the song, but it sounds a bit corny

many lust for life titles, mostly because they’re just too goddamn long..

fuck it i love you - sounds more like a phrase than a song title, also quite not a good phrase

happiness is a butterfly - just corny

let me love you like a woman - sounds like some cheap phrase again

did you know there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd - this is surely lana’s worst title.. so fucking long for no reason, the shortcut, ugly capitalising.. could’ve been miles better if it were just “ocean boulevard” or “tunnel under ocean boulevard” 

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BTD: Radio 

Paradise: Cola 

UV: Ultraviolence 

HM: Freak 

LFL: God Bless America ...

NFR: Bartender 

COCC: Not All Who Wander Are Lost 

BB: Nectar Of The Gods

 

sometimes it's not only the title, but the whole song concept I don't like

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I’ve always kinda thought NFR as a title was just tacky/messy tbh

HIADTFAWLMTHBIHI should have been shortened to HIADT; it’s more fitting than Sylvia/Sylvia Plath and that’s just the tea

The inconsistent capitalization of the NFR titles in general bugs me, i.e. most are in sentence case but occasionally one will be in proper Title Case and hope is in all lowercase and it’s just a mess

DYKTTATUOB could have/should have remained as simply TATUOB and the shortening of Boulevard irks me somewhat tbh


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10 hours ago, Glitter Boy said:

Unidentified Flying Bill - what the actual fuck :toofunny: 

This is actually a perfect title—

 

UFB is a play on UFO (Unidentified Flying Object), which connects to Bill talking about seeing UFOs in the first verse

But the "Flying Bill" is also a double meaning since he's "getting higher" in the song :true:


𝕀 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕤, 𝕒𝕥 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕦𝕤𝕥

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Just now, Coloringbooks said:

This is actually a perfect title—

 

UFB is a play on UFO (Unidentified Flying Object)

But the "Flying Bill" is also a double meaning since he's "getting higher" in the song :true:

the title is the reason i wanted the song to leak, it’s one of her best titles :true:

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8 hours ago, the ocean said:

wasn't the real title "if i die young"

 

8 hours ago, Surf Noir said:

 

yes, if the actual title was "on & on & on" it would've made my list :air:

 

oh okay thank god lmao it's because my file still says on & on & on

I still don't like the title "if I die young" tho but definitely isn't fugly like on & on & on


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I don't have much to add onto this thread but definitely agree these are hideous titles:

  • Coachella - Woodstock in My Mind
  • Did You Know That There's a Tunnel Under Ocean Bvld
  • Hope Is a Dangerous Thing for a Woman Like Me to Have - But I Have It

Also, shoutout to California— not that there's anything wrong with the title itself but she's sick in the head for having 2 songs of the same name


𝕀 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕖𝕪𝕖𝕤, 𝕒𝕥 𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥 𝕀 𝕨𝕚𝕤𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖 𝕗𝕣𝕠𝕞 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕦𝕤𝕥

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13 hours ago, lilac heaven said:

oooh also i don’t really like Summer Bummed that much, i can stand it but i still wish it was called Daisy Chains like we originally thought

Well, at least it's better than "So Good" :eek:


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- If I Die Young (still miles better whatever "on & on & on" is)

- Bread and Oranges (thank god she changed it to PSB)

- Coca Colla (just... no)

- Kill Kill (<<< the ocean)

- Marylin Monroe / Puppy Love


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6 hours ago, Coloringbooks said:

This is actually a perfect title—

 

UFB is a play on UFO (Unidentified Flying Object), which connects to Bill talking about seeing UFOs in the first verse

But the "Flying Bill" is also a double meaning since he's "getting higher" in the song :true:

Thank you for explaining. I literally never was able to get it and I hated it but this makes sense so probably I won't hate it anymore :party: 


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love the song itself, but I have to agree that Cinnamon being Cinnamon Girl still stings :icant: And something about the titles for If I Die Young/On & On & On/whatever it’s called don’t click with the song itself to me for some reason. I thought the same thing about Nectar of the Gods when it was called Color Blue/Wild On You, so I wonder if there’s another alt title for IIDY


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