Surf Noir 188,103 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, plastiscguy said: What if Lana is actually Jared, and bashes herself to see who will defend her? @Jack Antonoff is a God hi mom x like a true underdog 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Siren 28,631 Posted August 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, plastiscguy said: What if Lana is actually Jared, and bashes herself to see who will defend her? @Jack Antonoff is a God hi mom x she could be anywhere what if shes one of the first accounts that still regularly post 4 Quote Last.FM | Discogs | Letterboxd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf Noir 188,103 Posted August 28, 2021 lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it... 12 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plastiscguy 57,756 Posted August 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Surf Noir said: lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it... And the biggest teaser, attention seeker of them all. She's constantly teasing songs and stuff that never gets released a truly reverse warholian experience! 7 Quote My rose garden dreams set on fire by fiends... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honeybadger 40,620 Posted August 28, 2021 lana del rey is actually elle and the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend she’s somebody named elle … but really it was lana all along 10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Siren 28,631 Posted August 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, Surf Noir said: lana del rey is the biggest unleaked song hoarder of them all if you think about it... poor Cher imagine the unreleased collection that she has that no one has 2 Quote Last.FM | Discogs | Letterboxd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf Noir 188,103 Posted August 28, 2021 i'm lana 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Siren 28,631 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, honeybadger said: lana del rey is actually elle and the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend she’s somebody named elle … but really it was lana all along plot twist she posts under any of these accounts @Lana @Lana Del Rey @Lizzy Grant @Elizabeth Grant or any of their variants 6 Quote Last.FM | Discogs | Letterboxd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf Noir 188,103 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, The Siren said: plot twist she posts under any of these accounts @Lana @Lana Del Rey @Lizzy Grant @Elizabeth Grant or any of their variants why does @Lizzy Grant feel suspicious... i think we've found her 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plastiscguy 57,756 Posted August 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, honeybadger said: lana del rey is actually elle and the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend she’s somebody named elle … but really it was lana all along @Elle release Arcadia RIGHT NOW, mom! 7 Quote My rose garden dreams set on fire by fiends... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DeluluKing 7,268 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, plastiscguy said: @Elle release Arcadia RIGHT NOW, mom! No it's me. Lana Del Rey is DeluluKing 7 Quote Mmeow~ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CinnamonGay 10,513 Posted August 28, 2021 I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG... 8 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf Noir 188,103 Posted August 28, 2021 if we keep talking about this, lana will worry we'll figure her out and post the tracklist so we stop talking about it 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plastiscguy 57,756 Posted August 28, 2021 1 minute ago, The Siren said: plot twist she posts under any of these accounts @Lana @Lana Del Rey @Lizzy Grant @Elizabeth Grant or any of their variants Don't forget about @IanadeIrey 7 Quote My rose garden dreams set on fire by fiends... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honeybadger 40,620 Posted August 28, 2021 1 minute ago, Surf Noir said: i'm lana you say you’re from the midwest (did i make that up? maybe) there’s a picture on the wall of you on a john deere, lincoln nebraska’s got you in a haze… i don’t know what states are in the midwest. ooooooooklahoooomaaaaa i confirm this conspiracy. 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
plastiscguy 57,756 Posted August 28, 2021 1 minute ago, CinnamonGay said: I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG... Are you gonna show us what that cinnamon roll can do? 5 Quote My rose garden dreams set on fire by fiends... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flowerbomb 65,555 Posted August 28, 2021 2 minutes ago, CinnamonGay said: I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG... Post your nudes or perish 5 Quote ♡ standing stoic blue and denim, eyes not blue but clear like heaven ♡ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Surf Noir 188,103 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, honeybadger said: you say you’re from the midwest (did i make that up? maybe) there’s a picture on the wall of you on a john deere, lincoln nebraska’s got you in a haze… i don’t know what states are in the midwest. ooooooooklahoooomaaaaa i confirm this conspiracy. yes! you're correct, because i am lana and instead of producing chill bops in london or writing hollywood sadcore masterpieces in the chateau marmont, i watch jenny jump into the pool & swim with nikki lane 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Stargirl Pinky 66,707 Posted August 28, 2021 I’m actually Lana’s cleaning lady and I leak her demos when she’s taking racy coochie pics 11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CinnamonGay 10,513 Posted August 28, 2021 Just now, plastiscguy said: Are you gonna show us what that cinnamon roll can do? No it is reserved only for Clayton. Lana caught him and me fucking in her pool. Dealer is about clayton dealing me a good one and lana screaming and throwing rocks at me 1 minute ago, Arcadia said: Post your nudes or perish Check out my ass crack in Mojo magazine <3 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
