Random Lana Discussion Thread

[The Siren 24,618]

Just now, honeybadger said:

lana del rey is actually elle and the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend she’s somebody named elle … but really it was lana all along 

plot twist she posts under any of these accounts 

@Lana

 

@Lana Del Rey

@Lizzy Grant

@Elizabeth Grant

 

 

or any of their variants 

[Surf Noir 176,917]

Just now, The Siren said:

plot twist she posts under any of these accounts 

@Lana

 

@Lana Del Rey

@Lizzy Grant

@Elizabeth Grant

 

 

or any of their variants 

 

why does @Lizzy Grant feel suspicious... i think we've found her 

[plastiscguy 53,114]

2 minutes ago, honeybadger said:

lana del rey is actually elle and the face of elle that we know is someone lana has hired to pretend she’s somebody named elle … but really it was lana all along 

 

@Elle release Arcadia RIGHT NOW, mom! 

[DeluluKing 7,267]

Just now, plastiscguy said:

 

@Elle release Arcadia RIGHT NOW, mom! 

No it's me. Lana Del Rey is DeluluKing

[CinnamonGay 10,393]

I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG...

[Surf Noir 176,917]

if we keep talking about this, lana will worry we'll figure her out and post the tracklist so we stop talking about it 

[plastiscguy 53,114]

1 minute ago, The Siren said:

plot twist she posts under any of these accounts 

@Lana

 

@Lana Del Rey

@Lizzy Grant

@Elizabeth Grant

 

 

or any of their variants 

 

Don't forget about @IanadeIrey 

[honeybadger 40,204]

1 minute ago, Surf Noir said:

i'm lana 

 

you say you’re from the midwest (did i make that up? maybe) there’s a picture on the wall of you on a john deere, lincoln nebraska’s got you in a haze… i don’t know what states are in the midwest. ooooooooklahoooomaaaaa  i confirm this conspiracy. 

[plastiscguy 53,114]

1 minute ago, CinnamonGay said:

I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG...

 

Are you gonna show us what that cinnamon roll can do? 

[Flowerbomb 65,499]

2 minutes ago, CinnamonGay said:

I am Lana's brother Charlie Grant..CG...

 

Post your nudes or perish

[Surf Noir 176,917]

Just now, honeybadger said:

 

you say you’re from the midwest (did i make that up? maybe) there’s a picture on the wall of you on a john deere, lincoln nebraska’s got you in a haze… i don’t know what states are in the midwest. ooooooooklahoooomaaaaa  i confirm this conspiracy. 

 

yes! you're correct, because i am lana and instead of producing chill bops in london or writing hollywood sadcore masterpieces in the chateau marmont, i watch jenny jump into the pool & swim with nikki lane 

[The Stargirl Pinky 63,217]

I’m actually Lana’s cleaning lady and I leak her demos when she’s taking racy coochie pics 

[CinnamonGay 10,393]

Just now, plastiscguy said:

 

Are you gonna show us what that cinnamon roll can do? 

 

No it is reserved only for Clayton. Lana caught him and me fucking in her pool. Dealer is about clayton dealing me a good one and lana screaming and throwing rocks at me

 

1 minute ago, Arcadia said:

 

Post your nudes or perish

Check out my ass crack in Mojo magazine <3

[The Siren 24,618]

3 minutes ago, plastiscguy said:

 

Don't forget about @IanadeIrey 

or @Lana Ahhh YAAAAAAAAS or @lizziefishie or @Lana Del Bae @Lana Del Gay etc 

[CinnamonGay 10,393]

1 minute ago, The Stargirl Pinky said:

I’m actually Lana’s cleaning lady and I leak her demos when she’s taking racy coochie pics 

 

Is ur name azelia banks

[Surf Noir 176,917]

@Chuck Grant 

[Moon River 2,365]

I can't believe Loved You Then and Now is leaking soon! 

[CinnamonGay 10,393]

Lana Banana 

Ate my bandana

[Flowerbomb 65,499]

But for reals, does anyone find it strange how @IanadeIrey became inactive around the time Lana is currently in the studio? And how they know so much about her nails? It's all adding up

 

[CinnamonGay 10,393]

@IanadeIrey yes you are Lana confirmed.

Now come out and release the tracklist!!!!!!!!