Who’s the Ultimate Insider?

[West Coast 44,386]

Update on my Mississauga bestie, not only is she not moving, but she thinks that the whole thing is incredibly bizarre and concerning

 

[fl0r1dakil0s 19,500]

Y'all the mall is not shutting down over a twinks USB let's get a grip 

[Mer 43,164]

Agree with @Rust Dress, not to mention these are minimum wage workers who are probably already sick of actual customers' shit, let alone dealing with a twink from over the border calling them about a Lana Del Rey USB. 

[Get Drunk 16,332]

Just now, Rust Dress said:

 

when one of the workers goes over there and finds a suspicious usb, there’s a high chance that the whole mall could go into a lockdown or something and then you guys get nothing in the end 

 

like think about it.. some random person calls you saying there’s a usb in one of the poles, go pick it up and plug it in to one of your computers… that’s suspicious af

I think your imagination is running wild omg what the hell could be on a usb to shut the whole mall down.. it’s not a bomb😭

[southbeachswing 899]

Just now, Rust Dress said:

 

when one of the workers goes over there and finds a suspicious usb, there’s a high chance that the whole mall could go into a lockdown or something and then you guys get nothing in the end 

 

like think about it.. some random person calls you saying there’s a usb in one of the poles, go pick it up and plug it in to one of your computers… that’s suspicious af

 

honeymounz you are going to JAIL for orchestrating all of this ..

[BartenderDeco 18,776]

47 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

Maybe I'll call the Eaton Centre and say I lost a blue USB and could they pls mail it back to me in Australia

#southernhemisphererights

ETA then we can all wait 5 weeks for the song cos that's how long it will take to arrive 

wait someone who lives in toronto should actually call them and tell them the location of the USB, then they can pick it up later

 just say your toddler hid it there

[Surf Noir 178,149]

lanaboards is the only place where 4chan, tommy genesis, tim horton's, unreleased syndrome, ben mawson, disability toliets, jizz socks, shawn mendes, lust for life outtakes, furry videos, and weird as fuck stepbrother jokes could all be mentioned in the span of 5 pages

[Get Drunk 16,332]

Just now, Mer said:

Agree with @Rust Dress, not to mention these are minimum wage workers who are probably already sick of actual customers' shit, let alone dealing with a twink from over the border calling them about a Lana Del Rey USB. 

I think minimum workers face worse daily than a twink calling about a lana del rey usb omg you’re so dramatic 

[SoftwareUpgrade 18,639]

Just now, Rust Dress said:

 

when one of the workers goes over there and finds a suspicious usb, there’s a high chance that the whole mall could go into a lockdown or something and then you guys get nothing in the end 

 

like think about it.. some random person calls you saying there’s a usb in one of the poles, go pick it up and plug it in to one of your computers… that’s suspicious af

Knowing our luck- Acid would be the callerv

*heavy breathing* "H-hh-hey, I got a USB I need...for you..tuh pick up,,,,yeeeaaa...under the pole "

^ Grossed myself out w/ that imaginary scenario

[Veinsineon 63,373]

Just now, Get Drunk said:

I think your imagination is running wild omg what the hell could be on a usb to shut the whole mall down.. it’s not a bomb😭

information that could lead to the arrest of Rita Ora.

[GaboSpaceCowboy 19,024]

usb killer 

[Rust Dress 35,176]

1 minute ago, fl0r1dakil0s said:

Y'all the mall is not shutting down over a twinks USB let's get a grip 

 

Just now, Get Drunk said:

I think your imagination is running wild omg what the hell could be on a usb to shut the whole mall down.. it’s not a bomb😭

 

i was just stating that it’s a possibility  and calling one of the workers is a dumb idea like wtf are they gonna do

[fl0r1dakil0s 19,500]

Breaking news 🚨 @Lindsay Lohan has been ARRESTED for planting a suspicious USB in a shopping mall in Canada

 

[Mer 43,164]

Just now, Get Drunk said:

I think minimum workers face worse daily than a twink calling about a lana del rey usb omg you’re so dramatic 

 

You just spent 10 Pounds on long distance calling to a fucking mall in Canada, and I'm dramatic? 

[Get Drunk 16,332]

One time someone gave me a gym bag and told me to throw it out but I found a usb inside it and I was too scared to open the usb so I threw it out too.. now what if dark city was on there?

[dxniell 919]

https://www.tiktok.com/@captincroook/video/7246809686677277995?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7269477980417623585

 

this COULD be anyone on this website going to get that usb

[SoftwareUpgrade 18,639]

Just now, fl0r1dakil0s said:

Breaking news 🚨 @Lindsay Lohan has been ARRESTED for planting a suspicious USB in a shopping mall in Canada

 

- reported & confirmed by Popbase

[taco truck 22,239]

Didn’t he literally post where he dropped off the usb? Why would people call the mall instead of just going and grabbing it lol

[bluedealer 4,543]

all this mess just for a 5 second LQ snippet

[Rust Dress 35,176]

Just now, Mer said:

 

You just spent 10 Pounds on long distance calling to a fucking mall in Canada, and I'm dramatic? 

 

get them again for me mer