Lanaween Costume Contest

[Coney Island King 24,911]

Her most iconic look is the white dress with the blue flowers in the hair, imagine all of us dressed like that in a row spin dancing slowly like on SNL. Lana Del Rey's!

[Sitar 22,171]

My costume will consist of everything Lanaesque, it will be called "The Go Go Mix".

 

ll dress up with a black sequin bra, black leather skinny pant (yes, just like a slut), an american flag around the waist (I'll wrap myself in if I'm cold), some bling jewelry on my fingers (diamonds, emeralds, ruby, fake but posh looking). I'll get my hair done in a sweet beauty queen style (see the haircut on my avatar), red lipstick and blood red fake nails on. High heels on one hand, a strapless shinny Louis Vuitton clutch on the other. And some flour on the corner of the nose.

 

I'll post pic of them later. hehe

 

Stole my idea

 

I've actually had my costume planned out for a few months now, but I wouldn't have thought I'd be able to connect it with the forum. Geez, you guys are becoming my life. I'm going to be Elvis this year!!!! I haven't decided what outfit of his I'm going to wear yet, but absolutely Elvis. I love doing my hair up/slicked back and he is one hunk-of-a-man to be. I can't wait! I'll post more about the party ideas later, this sounds like a fun project and I need to make time to think a lot on this all.

 

HDB don't do this to me, I love Elvis and will bed you if I see this.

 

 

evilentity, you also have my heart because I love Halloween. This year I'm actually being a Mormon woman. I would detail this but this isn't a general Halloween thread. I'll have to think of something separate for this puppy.

 

Are we allowed only one entry? My mind is teeming with ideas.

[evilentity 13,302]

Are we allowed only one entry? My mind is teeming with ideas.

RTFM

 

You may submit multiple entries, as many as you wish, but only one costume idea is allowed per post.

 

[lauradelxx 1,080]

I would be a Coney Island Queen <3

 

You know, big pin up hair like lana and red sundress. ALWAYS have to carry around an american flag, red lipstick with a statue of liberty crown. oh and the 50's pumps. Jesus I wish I had the guts to do this in real life. Though I would not even the slightest bit look like lana.

[NEAL 739]

Uh, so far just an announcement on the forum and the respect of your peers. Unless anyone has something they'd like to offer the winner.

 

I'm offering Halloween and Jesus, sparklers and streamers fireworks for the winner.

 

Just checked the actual lyrics, how the bleep didn't Lana cram fireworks in there?

[Sitar 22,171]

You may submit multiple entries, as many as you wish, but only one costume idea is allowed per post.

 

Yeah, that makes no sense, though

[Matt 976]

I'd just cover myself in hundred dollar bills since nothing's more gorgeous than a hundred dollar bill, fact.

[evilentity 13,302]

Yeah, that makes no sense, though

The most liked entries will become part of a poll. If you put multiple ideas in a single post, how will I know which one to credit the likes to?

[Sitar 22,171]

The most liked entries will become part of a poll. If you put multiple ideas in a single post, how will I know which one to credit the likes to?

 

GOT IT. I guess that was kind of clear.

[drewby 9,215]

Danny from Grease. His character just seems like the type of guy she'd go for and it fits the 50's-60's time period

[Baby V Alex 2,858]

[Sitar 22,171]

I'm going to do this. I have a really good idea and hopefully I can get enough materials for an actual picture submission. Keeping it on the hush though

[Monicker 3,030]

Imagine we were all together at...

 

You know, i’ve thought before about how funny/weird/surreal/awkward/absurd it would be for all of us to be together in a room somewhere, like a huge ornate ballroom, and everyone is just standing around and we’re all looking at each other and we’re all hearing each others’ voices for the first time and realizing that no one sounds as you had imagined them sounding, one person, it turns out, is a she and not a he, someone else is way younger or older than you had assumed, someone is inevitably nothing like their online persona, and there are like five people you want to have sex with. I would definitely show up for the Halloween gig in my BDSM mask and every time i opened my mouth i’d ramble in ten minute blocks. Just imagine the scenario and all the stuff that would go down: Riley would be MCing the event with his reydio voice, evilentity would be handing out our English assignments, Madrigal would be going around yelling at us that our dates are all wrong, HDB would be going around liking everyone’s comments, SitarHero would finally get the chance to sport his Jimmy Gnecco shirt, showing it off like a drag queen, Lily would spearhead a mutiny, TPD would show us the contents of her big manilla envelope containing classified documents and photos related to Elizabeth W. Grant, PrettyBaby would act as the great arbiter and peacekeeper, Neal would deny that he’s FBI agent Dale Cooper, ednafrau would be begging the house band to do a Jeff Buckley cover, Hunter would be plugging his own music, Moy would be digging a bigger hole for himself after making poor analogies to try to prove that cultural appropriation is okay, Lemon Pie would just be sitting deliciously on a table, deathray would no doubt be crossing his arms, James Dean would be badgering us all for the Million Dollar Man video, Matt would tell us all how Carmen is the best song in existence and how his Biology homework sucks, European would unyieldingly protect his origins, Crystal Castles would be going on and on about Crystal Castles, Hellion would be late to the party and show up with Blanche sass, Luda would be asking everyone why they hate him, Baby V Alex would be brandishing large picket signs with pictures of nude gay men on them, Chloe would be telling us how leaks are wrong and how we should just listen to Ben Mawson while Ben would point out to her how many leaks have, in fact, come directly from him, all the while running away from an angry mob, the Auto-Tuned Loon would be an ASSHOLE shitting all over the place and making horrid sounds (that would cause HDB to swoon), and Maru would literally be flipping over every god damn table at this event while pontificating about the superiority of cats.

 

Oh wait, then PinupGirls would crash the party announcing how awesome black people are, frankee would be in the corner doing a painfully tragic dance to a Madonna song, futilely attempting to get everyone to watch, the bearded man from Blue Velvet would wow us all with his exquisite facial mane, Emile Haynie would try to add a Born To Die filter to the whole party, Calendar Girl would make her great return and enlighten us with tales of all the adventures she embarked on during her long absence, Ahmed would phone in from prison, and Lana Del Rey herself would tell us all to go fuck off. If i missed anyone, sorry ‘bout it.

 

[TrailerParkDarling 5,675]

^^ lmao omg.. sounds like something out of the shining

[Sitar 22,171]

And Monicker would no doubt find a way to balance musical cynicism with cake-centric perversion.

 

Lying naked on the buffet table as he throws grapes at the Auto-Tuned Loon?

[evilentity 13,302]

Ah, thank you, Monicker. Those are exactly the kind of whimsical imaginings I'd hoped to inspire.

 

However, unfortunately I cannot accept your costume entry:

I would definitely show up for the Halloween gig in my BDSM mask and every time i opened my mouth i’d ramble in ten minute blocks.

Duplicate entries will be disqualified.

 

That asshole A-TL got there first:

I would fly in dressed like that slut, Monicker.

[Hundred Dollar Bill 21,459]

HDB would be going around liking everyone’s comments,

 

the Auto-Tuned Loon would be an ASSHOLE shitting all over the place and making horrid sounds (that would cause HDB to swoon),

 

I tried to refrain from liking this post to prove a point, but it was too hard.

 

I love you. :lmao:

[Hellion 991]

 

 

 

 

...or Pin Up Girls.

 

 

 

[Guest Maru the Cat]

Monicker missed GagaOopsy!!! ;'((!

 

can you stop being so mean!!! ;'((!

[plush 655]

I introduce: "Curman" (Carmen boy version)

A Bottle in hand, a real Slut.

Beautiful Cat-eye makeup with batted eyelashes and cocain all over my nose.

Fake jewels and cheap lipstick and high heels in hand. A puff in my mouth.

Keeping it classy with Roses in my head and a nice dress on me.

 

I don't care going all drag, anything for Del Rey.