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We all know Lana is a really good songwriter. To be honest, some of her lyrics make me think a lot ("Black Beauty", for example), but some of them are just... well  :facepalm:


 


Let's have a good time and share Lana's worst lines in your honest opinion


 


"Tell me I'm your National Anthem


Booyah, baby, bow down

Making me say wow now

Tell me I'm your National Anthem

Sugar, sugar, how now

Take your body downtown

Red, white, blue is in the sky

Summer's in the air and

Baby, heaven's in your eyes

I'm your National Anthem"

:crossed:


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Inspired by this: http://atrl.net/forums/showthread.php?t=791035


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Are you gonna hurt me now?
Or are you gonna hurt me later?
Are you gonna go to town?
Maybe you should play it safer
 
You've got me all dressed up tonight
Springsteen on the radio
You've got me all freaked out tonight
Somethin' you're tellin' me, what? I don't know
 
You don't wanna break me down
You don't wanna say goodbye and
You don't wanna turn around
You don't wanna make me cry but
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside I could catch you again
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside you could catch me again
 
Drinks on the patio
 
Are you gonna tell me now?
Are you gonna tell me later?
Cause if you think that I don't know
I'm gonna have to say you're crazy
 
I'm getting all dressed up tonight
Dressed up just to hear you, boy
I already know what you got in store
Why I go, baby, I don't know
 
You don't wanna break me down
You don't wanna say goodbye and
You don't wanna turn around
You don't wanna make me cry but
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside I could catch you again
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside you could catch me again
 
So you think you're in charge?
Do you?
Actin' like a big shot
I'm sure
So you think you're in charge?
Do you?
You're actin' like a big shot
 
You don't wanna break me down
You don't wanna say goodbye and
You don't wanna turn around
You don't wanna make me cry but
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside I could catch you again
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside you could catch me again 
 
 
Mm, heavy metal love of mine,
I should've learned to let you stay.
You didn't want me all the time,
But you were worth it anyway.
 
'Cause you were so much better,
Than the rest of them,
Out of all the others,
You were the honest man.
 
He loved guns and roses,
Guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
Roses, roses.
 
Motorcycle love, divine,
I should've learned to let you play.
I wasn't the marryin' kind,
I should've done it anyway.
 
We should've left Las Vegas,
And then began again.
To kill thy king, Detroit,
Back to the promised land.
 
He loved guns and roses,
Guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
Roses, roses.
 
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight,
See you workin' on that blue Pacific,
I can see you bathing in the summer light,
Turnin' tan, and you left terrific
 
You got game, boy, game, boy
You got game, boy, game, boy
You got game, boy, game, boy
You got game
 
He loved guns and roses,
Guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
Roses, roses.
 
He loved guns and roses,
Guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
Roses, (roses), roses, (roses)
 
Roses, roses, roses. 

 

 


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You're all gonna think I'm crazy, but I really hate it when, during live performances of "Born To Die," she changes "Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain" to "Let me f*** you hard in the pouring rain."  To me, that's her worst lyric.

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You're all gonna think I'm crazy, but I really hate it when, during live performances of "Born To Die," she changes "Let me kiss you hard in the pouring rain" to "Let me f*** you hard in the pouring rain."  To me, that's her worst lyric.

 

I sort of get you but it might be for different reasons. Like I always think of romantic movies where two characters end up kissing in the rain, but when she changes it to fuck, I'm like, who the fuck, fucks in the pouring rain?


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Are you gonna hurt me now?
Or are you gonna hurt me later?
Are you gonna go to town?
Maybe you should play it safer
 
You've got me all dressed up tonight
Springsteen on the radio
You've got me all freaked out tonight
Somethin' you're tellin' me, what? I don't know
 
You don't wanna break me down
You don't wanna say goodbye and
You don't wanna turn around
You don't wanna make me cry but
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside I could catch you again
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside you could catch me again
 
Drinks on the patio
 
Are you gonna tell me now?
Are you gonna tell me later?
Cause if you think that I don't know
I'm gonna have to say you're crazy
 
I'm getting all dressed up tonight
Dressed up just to hear you, boy
I already know what you got in store
Why I go, baby, I don't know
 
You don't wanna break me down
You don't wanna say goodbye and
You don't wanna turn around
You don't wanna make me cry but
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside I could catch you again
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside you could catch me again
 
So you think you're in charge?
Do you?
Actin' like a big shot
I'm sure
So you think you're in charge?
Do you?
You're actin' like a big shot
 
You don't wanna break me down
You don't wanna say goodbye and
You don't wanna turn around
You don't wanna make me cry but
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside I could catch you again
You caught me once
Maybe on the flipside you could catch me again 
 
 
Mm, heavy metal love of mine,
I should've learned to let you stay.
You didn't want me all the time,
But you were worth it anyway.
 
'Cause you were so much better,
Than the rest of them,
Out of all the others,
You were the honest man.
 
He loved guns and roses,
Guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
Roses, roses.
 
Motorcycle love, divine,
I should've learned to let you play.
I wasn't the marryin' kind,
I should've done it anyway.
 
We should've left Las Vegas,
And then began again.
To kill thy king, Detroit,
Back to the promised land.
 
He loved guns and roses,
Guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
Roses, roses.
 
I can feel it comin' in the air tonight,
See you workin' on that blue Pacific,
I can see you bathing in the summer light,
Turnin' tan, and you left terrific
 
You got game, boy, game, boy
You got game, boy, game, boy
You got game, boy, game, boy
You got game
 
He loved guns and roses,
Guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
Roses, roses.
 
He loved guns and roses,
Guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
He loved guns and roses,
Roses, (roses), roses, (roses)
 
Roses, roses, roses. 

 

 

 

At least you should've put the ugliness of Is This Happiness if you're going to treat Flipside like that  :crossed:

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:wtf: ITH's lyrics are great what are you saying? smh so simple yet beautiful

 

I've been to Hollywood Hills taking violet pills
Writing all of my songs about my cheap thrills
You're a hard man to love and I'm
A hard woman to keep track of
You like to rage, don't do that
You want your way, you make me so mad
Got your gun, I've got my dad
 
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
 
I've been to Hollywood Hills crushing violet pills
You've been trying to write a novel about your cheap thrills
You think you're Hunter S. Thompson
I think you're fucking crazy as the day's long
Man to man, heart to heart
I love you but you drive me so far
Wish you well on that star psyduck.gif
 
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
 
Witch Hazel, Witch Hazel
Betrayal, betrayal
Only good part of the song:
One gun on the table
Headshot if you're able
 
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness? 

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I've been to Hollywood Hills taking violet pills
Writing all of my songs about my cheap thrills
You're a hard man to love and I'm
A hard woman to keep track of
You like to rage, don't do that
You want your way, you make me so mad
Got your gun, I've got my dad
 
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?
Is this happiness?

 

It's 'Got your gun, I've got my dare', not my dad lmaoo :omfg:

 

Lyrics on point, case closed.


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You're a hard man to love and I'm
A hard woman to keep track of
 
You've been trying to write a novel about your cheap thrills
You think you're Hunter S. Thompson
I think you're fucking crazy as the day's long
 

 

These are some of my favourite things she's ever written, and the whole song works as her metaphorically shovelling dirt onto the grave of her old ideas about relationships. Just like Video Games captured the moment of being giddy in love, just as that moment's about to finish, ITH captures the moment of knowing the love is finished for good.


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Of released songs

 

Give me the bright lights

Give me the bright lights

Give me the bright lights
Give me the bright lights
Give me the bright lights
Give me the bright lights

I got that summertime, summertime sadness
S-s-summertime, summertime sadness
Got that summertime, summertime sadness
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

Kiss me in the d-a-r-k dark tonigh

D-a-r-k do it my way

Kiss me in the p-a-r-k park tonight

P-a-r-k let them all say
I want my cake and I want to eat it too

I want to have fun and be in love with you

I know that I'm a mess with my long hair and my sun tan, short dress, bare feet

I don't care what they say about me, what they say about me

Because I know that it's L.O.V.E.

You make me happy, you make me happy

And I never listen to anyone

Let them all say

Hey, Lolita, hey

Hey, Lolita, hey

 

Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn's my mother

Jesus is my bestest friend.

 

(Yes, I'm a film buff and I know it's supposed to be surrealist and cinematic...but it doesn't work)

You were like so sick, everybody said it

You were way ahead of the trend, g-get it

 

Elvis is the best, hell yes

 

My pussy taste like Pepsi-Cola

 

Don't treat me rough
Treat me really niceys

 

He drives a Chevy Malibu (I don't mind it...and it's supposed to be playful, but it doesn't work in such a serious song)

 

I'm a dragon, you're a whore

Don't even know what you're good for

Mimicking me is a fucking bore

To me

 

You got game, boy, game, boy

You got game, boy, game, boy

You got game, boy, game, boy

You got game

He loved guns and roses,

Guns and roses,

He loved guns and roses,

He loved guns and roses,

Roses, roses.

He loved guns and roses,

Guns and roses,

He loved guns and roses,

He loved guns and roses,

Roses, (roses), roses, (roses)

Roses, roses, roses.

 

Yayo, yayo, yayo,

All the Floridians say,

Yayo, yayo, yayo,

All the Colombians say,

Yayo, yayo, yayo,

And all my girlfriends,

Yayo, yayo, yayo,

That's how we do it like.
 

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how dare y'all disrepect ITH, Flipside & G+R like that...............

 

also idrk if it's fair to be using choruses in this? cause we all know she's fairly shite at writing them lol

 

"Baby I'm a four alarm fire" - so clumsy

"Ooh that face / make me wanna party" - ultracringe

"You fit me better than my favourite sweater"

"It's amazing what women in love will do" - lyrics like this annoy me bc it's so much better when she shows and doesn't tell, I think that directedness only works in songs like ITH ("is this happiness?") or Boy Jeans ("I will love you till the end of time")


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