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Disclaimer: I adore almost all of these songs. These are just my personal preferences & lyrics that I just felt detracted from the songs for different reasons lol


Blue Banisters: 

-“Don’t tell me to be glad when I’m sad/I really hate that.

-“I try not to hold back/It seems that either way it makes you mad.

-“I got guns in the summertime and horses too.

-“You named your babe Lilac Heaven/After your iPhone 11.” (yes it is iconic & I love singing it but lol)

 

NFR: 

-“Ice cream, ice queen/I dream in jeans and leather.

-“Faster than your fastest pace/Or faster than my fastest cars.

-“You don’t ever have to act cooler than you think you should/You’re brighter than the brightest stars.

-“He was cool as heck/He was cool as heck.”

 

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“…and this is all I looked for all my life – to be able to give of my love, my spontaneous joy, unreservedly, with no fear of…misuse, betrayal.”
Sylvia Plath 

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Oh god miss you on my lips, it’s me your Little Venice bitch.

 

said he’d come back every may, just to help me if I paint my banisters blue, blue banisters ooo- This song was not even worth writing as the subject matter was dull as hell/should have been scrapped.

 

Dont be a bummer babe, be my undercover lover babe(bummer means anal in the UK so :toofloppy:). 
 

The dark blue refrain on Honeymoon song(although I love the song and it hardly detracts) couldn’t she of written something other than that?

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On 1/14/2022 at 9:25 PM, Super Movie said:

Not necessarily the worst, but the most ??? lyric of Lana's imo is "you're so fresh to death and sick as cancer"

I like this lyric- it’s hip hop indebted.

 

You’re so fresh to death-his presence makes her stunned like she is awaiting heaven.

 

sick as cancer- emphasis on the upper line, his presence makes her enamoured and increases with every sight.

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12 minutes ago, Furor Poeticus said:

Some of y’all’s early tales are horrible. Now it’s no debate this line is iconic 

:illumilana2:

Exactly, this lyric is awful in theory but it’s her delivery and the way it accompanies the rest of the lyrics in context.

 

Its parodying Americana tropes of the perfect woman-making cherry pies with the cola on the side etc. so in actuality it’s amazing alongside the rest.

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1 hour ago, TropicoKitten said:

All that’s real to me is Halloween and Jesus, Coney Island beaches, chandeliers and seizures, hunny

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Tf is she talking about

 

Well obviously she's talking about Halloween and Jesus, Coney Island beaches, chandeliers and seizures 


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2 hours ago, evalionisameme said:

Oh god miss you on my lips, it’s me your Little Venice bitch.

 

said he’d come back every may, just to help me if I paint my banisters blue, blue banisters ooo- This song was not even worth writing as the subject matter was dull as hell/should have been scrapped.

 

Dont be a bummer babe, be my undercover lover babe(bummer means anal in the UK so :toofloppy:). 
 

The dark blue refrain on Honeymoon song(although I love the song and it hardly detracts) couldn’t she of written something other than that?

 

Out of all her awful one-liners, these are what you highlight?

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Just now, HigherThanHope said:

 

Out of all her awful one-liners, these are what you highlight?

They’re pretty bad- 

you can list any lyric on the Blue banisters song as an example of bad songwriting-name dropping 3+ times without description- elevator Esque discussion of her man not painting the fence :eek2:

 

and yes going Dark blue x 3 with no context is bad writing.

      

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There's a picture on the wall
Of me on a John Deere

Jenny handed me a beer
Said, "How the hell did you get there?"
Oh, Oklahoma
Mm-mm, mm


[Verse 2]
There were flowers that were dry
Sittin' on the dresser

She asked me where they're from
I said, "A place I don't remember"
Oh, Oklahoma (Oh-oh)

 

she was on some Crack when she wrote this 

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I can turn blue into something

 

Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you

 

Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you
Beautiful, beautiful
Beautiful like you

:oprah3:


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I am the Queen of Alchemy

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i’m surprised there isn’t already a thread for this! reply with lana lyrics you think are objectively bad or that you dislike in general.

 

i’ll start:

I love you lots, like polka-dots
You're killing me more
Than coffee pots and Insta thots 
With every drop I pour 

:delish:

 


we’re gonna party like it’s 1949

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