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Baby, say goodnight

Text me when you get home safely

Like you always did when we was first dating

 

I'll cook you breakfast

Coffee on your desk, yes

I might burn your toast, but baby

I'm still the bestest

 

All that grace, all that body

All that face makes me wanna party

I'll cook you breakfast

Coffee on your desk, yes

I might burn your toast, but baby

I'm still the bestest

 

------This is probably me in real life, damn.

"Everybody saying you're no good for me

But they don't see the dirty stuff you do to me

Tell me I should leave nearly everday

I'm not gonna do it baby, NO WAY."

 

Wtf.


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"You were like tall, tan, driving 'round the city
Flirting with the girls like, 'you're so pretty'
'Springsteen is the king, don't you think?'
I was like, 'hell yeah, that guy can sing...'"
"'...Elvis is the best, hell yes

 

Honey, put on that party dress'"

 

"Life doesn't always work out like you planned it

They say make lemonade out of lemons
But I tried, and I just can't understand it"
 
"He used to call me D.N.
That stood for 'Deadly Nightshade'
'Cause I was filled with poison
But blessed with beauty and rage..."
"...He used to call me poison
Like I was poison ivy"

 

"Yayo, yayo, yayo

And all the dope fiends
Yayo, yayo, yayo"
 
"And I was like, 'take off, take off, take off all your clothes
Take off, take off, take off all your clothes
Take off, take off, take off all of your clothes'
They say only the good die young
That just ain't right
'Cause we're having too much fun
Too much fun tonight, yeah"
 
"Hip-hop in the summer
Don't be a bummer, babe
Be my undercover lover, babe"
 
"But we're just beautiful people with beautiful problems, yeah
Beautiful problems, God knows we've got them
But we gotta try, la-la-la
Every day and night, la-la-la"
 

Does "uh, her sophistication make you wanna quit the bitch you datin'" basically A$AP's whole feature in Summer Bummber count?


If by not 'up to par' you mean distilling the worst elements that only kind of work in songs, sure. I could put a dictionary audiobook on shuffle and put it to an instrumental of old money and some of y'all would still be saying it's 50/50 lmfao.

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I was at Coachella
Leaning on your shoulder
Watching your husband swing in time 
I guess I was in it
'Cause baby, for a minute
It was Woodstock in my mind
In the next morning
They put out the warning
Tensions were rising over country lines
I turned off the music
Tried to sit and use it
All of the love that I saw that night

'Cause what about all these children
And what about all their parents
And what about about all their crowns they wear
In hair so long like mine
And what about all their wishes

Wrapped up like garland roses
Round their little heads
I said a prayer for a third time

I'd trade it all for a stairway to heaven (a stairway, stairway)
I'd take my time for the climb up to the top of it (stairway)
I'd trade the fame and the fortune and the legend (stairway)
I'd give it all away if you give me just one day to ask him one question
I'd give it all away if you give me just one day to ask him one question

I was at Coachella
Leaning on your shoulder
Watching your husband swing and shine
I'd say he was hella, cool to win them over
Critics can be so mean sometimes
He was on his knees and I thought he was breaking 'em down with his words and his voice divine
Doesn't take a genius to know what you've got going
To not want music 'cause they lost their minds

'Cause what about all these children
And all their children's children
And why am I even wondering that today
Maybe my contribution
Could be as small as hoping
That words could turn to birds and birds would send my thoughts your way

I'd trade it all for a stairway to heaven (a stairway, stairway)
I'd take my time for the climb up to the top of it (a stairway)
I'd trade the fame and the fortune and the legend (a stairway)
I'd give it all away if you give me just one day to ask him one question
I'd give it all away if you give me just one day to ask him one question

A stairway, stairway to heaven
A stairway
Got a million things I wanna say
Like what is it all for? Will it be okay?
Million things I wanna say
Like what is it all for?
Stairway, stairway to heaven
Stairway
Stairway, stairway to heaven
Stairway


"ser bella me dio privilegios, pero ser astuta me dio poder"  :makeup:

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Also I don't know what to think about You smell like a million roses bathed in rock n' rollfrom JFK. The concept is nice but I can't decide if it sounds cheesy/tacky or not (but if I'm considering it then it probably is cheesy/tacky)


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"You were like tall, tan, driving 'round the city
Flirting with the girls like, 'you're so pretty'
'Springsteen is the king, don't you think?'
I was like, 'hell yeah, that guy can sing...'"
"'...Elvis is the best, hell yes

 

Honey, put on that party dress'"

 

 

"Yayo, yayo, yayo

And all the dope fiends
Yayo, yayo, yayo"
 
 

 

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Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn's my mother

Jesus is my bestest friend

 

He used to call me DN

that stood for Deadly Nightshade

 

With your big eyes

and your big lies

 

I'm living like Jim Morrison

 

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

 

 

And anybody  in this thread who was going after Flipside or ITH is a mess and half. Easily, in the upper half of her best ever recorded songs.

 

No wonder you got banned.


 

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"you have to take me right now from this dark trailer park life now"

 

"now that i'm singing with seaaaaaan"

 

"white mustang cuz yer a wild mustang"

i will have to make a list of all the lana lines i h8 and come back to this 


i am the queen of the universe. the waves part, and they engulf me, and the water is warm.   

 

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I was at Coachella

Leaning on your shoulder

Watching your husband swing in time 

I guess I was in it

'Cause baby, for a minute

It was Woodstock in my mind

In the next morning

They put out the warning

Tensions were rising over country lines

I turned off the music

Tried to sit and use it

All of the love that I saw that night

 

'Cause what about all these children

And what about all their parents

And what about about all their crowns they wear

In hair so long like mine

And what about all their wishes

Wrapped up like garland roses

Round their little heads

I said a prayer for a third time

 

I'd trade it all for a stairway to heaven (a stairway, stairway)

I'd take my time for the climb up to the top of it (stairway)

I'd trade the fame and the fortune and the legend (stairway)

I'd give it all away if you give me just one day to ask him one question

I'd give it all away if you give me just one day to ask him one question

 

I was at Coachella

Leaning on your shoulder

Watching your husband swing and shine

I'd say he was hella, cool to win them over

Critics can be so mean sometimes

He was on his knees and I thought he was breaking 'em down with his words and his voice divine

Doesn't take a genius to know what you've got going

To not want music 'cause they lost their minds

 

'Cause what about all these children

And all their children's children

And why am I even wondering that today

Maybe my contribution

Could be as small as hoping

That words could turn to birds and birds would send my thoughts your way

 

I'd trade it all for a stairway to heaven (a stairway, stairway)

I'd take my time for the climb up to the top of it (a stairway)

I'd trade the fame and the fortune and the legend (a stairway)

I'd give it all away if you give me just one day to ask him one question

I'd give it all away if you give me just one day to ask him one question

 

A stairway, stairway to heaven

A stairway

Got a million things I wanna say

Like what is it all for? Will it be okay?

Million things I wanna say

Like what is it all for?

Stairway, stairway to heaven

Stairway

Stairway, stairway to heaven

Stairway

 

I don't think the lyrics are the worst. It's just the lazy and bad production (for me anyway)


You call me lavender, you call me sunshine.

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"no it's only the beggining /  if we hold on to hope / we'll have a happy ending"

 

i love wtwwaw but these verses and  rhymes are so cheap and the idea is so silly, seems like something a child would sing

Sounds like a Disney song lyric


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