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"With your big eyes and your big lies" ????? really

 

"Throw me in the sky like a pizza pie" and "favourite sweater" lyric always stressed me out

I'm pretty sure that when writing soundtrack pieces she needs to relate the song to the actual film, you know, and it's actually quite suiting.

 

Other than that, I love the song "Backfire" but the but when she says "ain't no way to live, let me show you how" always made me feel uncomfortable ._. Kinda creepy, eh Officer?

 

Also you can't exactly slate her chorus' for following the same repetition pattern. It's only for emphasis, and a lot of the imagery is quite pretty.

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Elvis is my daddy, Marilyn's my mother

Jesus is my bestest friend

 

He used to call me DN

that stood for Deadly Nightshade

 

With your big eyes

and your big lies

 

I'm living like Jim Morrison

 

My pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola

 

 

And anybody  in this thread who was going after Flipside or ITH is a mess and half. Easily, in the upper half of her best ever recorded songs. 

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Baby, say goodnight

Text me when you get home safely

Like you always did when we was first dating

 

I'll cook you breakfast

Coffee on your desk, yes

I might burn your toast, but baby

I'm still the bestest

 

All that grace, all that body

All that face makes me wanna party

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Pretty When I Cry when the title is Pretty When You Cry

 

bc its about the guy telling her "you're pretty when you cry". PWIC is kinda lame as a title imo, PWYC is darker cause it suggests that he is manipulating her + emotionally abusing her. thats not a good thing, but it hold more significance than PWIC


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I often facepalm at Lana's lyrics (but I have some tattooed on me as well...) LOL.

 

I fucking hate every reference to "your golden grill."  I also think the lyrics to "Stoplite Delite" are dumb, especially:

 

"Fly body, dope in the face."

 

I thought the song was really cute and catchy till I caught myself singing that godawful line.

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I also think the lyrics to "Stoplite Delite" are dumb, especially:

 

"Fly body, dope in the face."

 

I thought the song was really cute and catchy till I caught myself singing that godawful line.

I used to think it was 'my body don't mean a thing'. Looking up the lyrics to that song kinda ruined it for me.

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Baby, say goodnight

Text me when you get home safely

Like you always did when we was first dating

 

I'll cook you breakfast

Coffee on your desk, yes

I might burn your toast, but baby

I'm still the bestest

 

All that grace, all that body

All that face makes me wanna party

Except the horrid lyrics on Y&B, there's nothing wrong with the rest.

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Dum Dum:

I'm coming over baby you could go to school today, dum dum

go to school today, dum dum

 

Carmen: 

Baby's all dressed up with no where to go, That's the little story of the girl you know.

Put your red dress on, put your lipstick on, sing your song, song, now the camera's on

 

Diet Mountain Dew:

Diet mountain dew baby, New York City

Never was there ever a girl so pretty

do you think we'll be in love forever, do you think we'll be in love?

 

Trash Magic:

Do you like my fake nails daddy?

Black palmtree pink tiger-stripes
Used to go to the kamfreena
Will you buy me a slice of cherry pie?
 
He said  "Lana-Ray, will you serve me lemonade?"
And I said, "Yes Bill I will, its the day of the parade"  :facepalm: 
 
But the song is titled trash magic so I guess it works

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Dum Dum:

I'm coming over baby you could go to school today, dum dum

go to school today, dum dum

 

Carmen: 

Baby's all dressed up with no where to go, That's the little story of the girl you know.

Put your red dress on, put your lipstick on, sing your song, song, now the camera's on

 

Diet Mountain Dew:

Diet mountain dew baby, New York City

Never was there ever a girl so pretty

do you think we'll be in love forever, do you think we'll be in love?

 

Trash Magic:

Do you like my fake nails daddy?

Black palmtree pink tiger-stripes
Used to go to the kamfreena
Will you buy me a slice of cherry pie?
 
He said  "Lana-Ray, will you serve me lemonade?"
And I said, "Yes Bill I will, its the day of the parade"  :facepalm: 
 
But the song is titled trash magic so I guess it works

 

These lyrics are more than fine.

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Being a mistress on the side,


It might not appear to fools like you.


Creeping around on the side


Might not be somethin' you would do.


 


But you haven't seen my man,


You haven't seen my man,


You haven't seen my man,


You haven't seen him.


 


He's got the fire and he walks with fame,


He's got the fire and he talks with fame.


 


His bonnie on the side, bonnie on the side,


Makes me so sad, girl.


His money on the side, money on the side,


Makes me so sad, girl.


 


I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl.


I'm a sad girl, I'm a bad girl, I'm a bad girl.


 


Being a bad bitch on the side,


Might not appeal to fools like you.


We been around while he gets high,


It might not be somethin' you would do.


 


But you haven't seen my man,


You haven't seen my man,


You haven't seen my man,


You haven't seen him.


 


He's got the fire and he walks with fame,


He's got the fire and he talks with fame.


 


His bonnie on the side, bonnie on the side,


Makes me so sad, girl.


His money on the side, money on the side,


Makes me so sad, girl.


 


I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl.


I'm a sad girl, I'm a bad girl, I'm a bad girl.


 


Watch what you say to me,


Careful who you're talkin' to.


Watch what you say to me,


Careful who you're talkin' to.


 


I'm on fire, baby, I'm on fire.


 


He's got the fire and he walks with fame,


He's got the fire and he talks with fame.


 


His bonnie on the side, bonnie on the side,


Makes me so sad, girl.


His money on the side, money on the side,


Makes me so sad, girl.


 


I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl.


I'm a sad girl, I'm a bad girl, I'm a bad girl.


I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl, I'm a sad girl.


I'm a sad girl, I'm a bad girl, I'm a bad girl.



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