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Should Lana do porn?

Should Lana Del Rey do porn?  

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  1. 1. Well, should she?

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Let's face it...


 


Her music career is kind of done but this chick definitely has an abundance of alternative options which are just waiting to be explored and she evidently has what it takes to pursue them. All my straight guy friends fap over the 'National Anthem' music video and have ditched Coke for Pepsi just to get a real, wordly, valid sense of what it would taste like to eat Lana Del Rey's juicy pussy.


 


Exhibit A: Tight lil' booty.


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Exhibit B: Banging body.


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Exhibit C: Nice rack (not intimidating for the pudgy girls with low self-esteem).


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Exhibit D: Succulent lips for a whole lotta dick suckin'.


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Last but not least and arguably most importantly:


She is beyond versatile musically.


I'm sure the same thing applies to her skills in the bedroom.


 


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Should Lana Del Rey make her foray into the adult movie business?


 


Would her raw and unrivaled sensuality translate well on the small screen?


 


If so, why?


 


If not, why not?


 


 


 


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Aren't you that troll who was banned a couple eons ago?

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No.

 

I have and have only ever had one account on here.

 

Stay on topic.


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No, why? Cuz I don't want y'all watching Lana's pussy with your filthy eyes, some things are better to not be seen. And like, I have never understood when people say they want to bang Lana, like  :dafuq:


 


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i ran in here thinking you would have posted that iconic point-of-view photoshopped photo of Lana in missionary position

Girl you forgot the drama that happened when you linked to a tweet with porn and a NSFW tag? :oprah3:

 

 

I almost did it :creep: I had the pic ready :oprah3:

 

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She should shoot actual porn as the MV for Cola and just release the song already....

When the song goes to the iconic high note part, that is when Lana's partner would cum all over her face and it would be the emotional climax of the entire piece

 

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No, why? Cuz I don't want y'all watching Lana's pussy with your filthy eyes, some things are better to not be seen. And like, I have never understood when people say they want to bang Lana, like  :dafuq:

 

 

 

All my straight friends jack off to her pix tho  :bodyisready:


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