anwdelrey 8,964 Posted June 30, 2020 She really refuses to draw on eyebrows anymore huh? 6 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BoardingSchool 2,623 Posted June 30, 2020 Doesn’t mean she’s alive, but rob got her a cake for her birthday last year? https://www.instagram.com/p/B6bgQt8lbBO/?igshid=aotyvwir8ec7 Imagining Rob buying a cake for dead Patty... But I'm going to assume that means she's alive. 2 Quote ‘Fucking God bless us all and let’s hope we make it through this.’ ~LDR, Flaunt Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rorman Nockwell 53,536 Posted June 30, 2020 Patty's not dead, except in Lana's mind The more pressing matter is: who the FUCK is Joanna? 9 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drugsdesire 8,905 Posted June 30, 2020 Patty's not dead, except in Lana's mind The more pressing matter is: who the FUCK is Joanna? I still strongly believe it’s her cousin 4 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gatadelrey 4,575 Posted June 30, 2020 Patty is definitely not dead. When I was looking for info about Joanna I found all kinds of obituaries. Patty was not one of them. Like others, I think Joanna is probably a close cousin. Possibly on her moms side bc if she truly has cut the mom off, then it makes sense to me that she would still want to explore and be okay with the other family members on the mom’s side. To me, Lana seems to be really in touch with who she is and where she comes from and her roots- that sort of thing. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FredRed 4,485 Posted June 30, 2020 So let's see where we're at. Lana Del Rey's mother Patty is dead. RIP Lana Del Rey has a child via surrogate. Lana Del Rey has a younger half sister. Half sister by father or mother, truth is not known at this time. Recently discovered files reveal Lana Del Rey is actually a holographic projection created by the Russians to have the masses blindly hang on her every word while creating controversy and social unrest at the same time. Truth! It's all so clear to me now. 15 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ShadesOfFool 18,742 Posted June 30, 2020 Lana Del Rey is Tupac. 12 Quote let's be real, all you bitches wanna look like me Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.R.OMEGA 2,488 Posted June 30, 2020 So let's see where we're at. Lana Del Rey's mother Patty is dead. RIP Lana Del Rey has a child via surrogate. Lana Del Rey has a younger half sister. Half sister by father or mother, truth is not known at this time. Recently discovered files reveal Lana Del Rey is actually a holographic projection created by the Russians to have the masses blindly hang on her every word while creating controversy and social unrest at the same time. Truth! It's all so clear to me now. Thank you @@FredRed for the Cliffs Notes breakdown of the past few pages lol I can't keep up with all of the new conspiracies lol 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FredRed 4,485 Posted June 30, 2020 I know it's hard to keep up sometimes. I need to do an after post disclaimer: What goes on in Lana's personal life or with her family is really none of my business and I certainly wish no harm to her mother. 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
genghis khan 5,079 Posted June 30, 2020 Someone in the comments was speculating that patty is a WASP mom and generally the kind of person to have a rigid sense or morality, conforms more to society etc and thats why they don't get along. Makes the most sense 9 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ultradealerence 5,311 Posted June 30, 2020 So let's see where we're at. Lana Del Rey's mother Patty is dead. RIP Lana Del Rey has a child via surrogate. Lana Del Rey has a younger half sister. Half sister by father or mother, truth is not known at this time. Recently discovered files reveal Lana Del Rey is actually a holographic projection created by the Russians to have the masses blindly hang on her every word while creating controversy and social unrest at the same time. Truth! It's all so clear to me now. Ready for a Netflix series 8 Quote [Hold me, love me, touch me, honey, be the first who ever did] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Creyk 11,495 Posted June 30, 2020 2020 will be remembered in the fandom as the most eventful year of Lana's instagram escapades. 11 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beautiful Loser 45,689 Posted June 30, 2020 Someone in the comments was speculating that patty is a WASP mom and generally the kind of person to have a rigid sense or morality, conforms more to society etc and thats why they don't get along. Makes the most sense What’s a wasp mom? :0 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FredRed 4,485 Posted June 30, 2020 What’s a wasp mom? :0 WASP is an American thing. White Anglo Saxon Protestant. Associated with being wealthy, east coast, entitled. Google WASP mom and you'll get more. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ryusei 5,020 Posted June 30, 2020 so has anyone stalked who Joanna and Candace are yet? 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sugar Venom 9,651 Posted June 30, 2020 Patty’s dead I said baby that’s alright with me 22 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terrence Loves Me 71,561 Posted June 30, 2020 what is going awn in here 3 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ocean Boulevard 38,883 Posted June 30, 2020 2020 will be remembered in the fandom as the most eventful year of Lana's instagram escapades. Instagram Updates deserves the DRAMA of the Year Lipster Award 9 Quote Swan Song. It’s on my album Honeymoon. It’s the antithesis of hopefulness. It’s about trying to find beauty in giving up. If I had my way, I would continue to persist in all areas of my life, but it can be quite challenging because I can be too trusting too soon." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FredRed 4,485 Posted June 30, 2020 If Kim Jong Un launched a nuclear missile they'd blame it on Lana. We'd all be listening to her as we waited for the blast. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
99centlips 8,518 Posted June 30, 2020 It was in one of her insta posts around mother's day and also in an interview during the NFR era she said that there are things she wants to reveal about her personal life but she can't yet because of the impact it would have on people connected to her. But she hopes she is able to talk about them in about 10 years. i feel like she was talking about OTHER family members...she said “Mostly because my family is big and they’re here. I don’t go there.“ I don’t think it was her mom, but this just goes back to some speculations.. 0 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
