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Bel Air vs. Cruel World  :toofunny:

Edit: Tomorrow Never Came vs. Get Free  :toofunny:

Edit 2: Black Beauty vs. Wait for Life   :toofunny:


If by not 'up to par' you mean distilling the worst elements that only kind of work in songs, sure. I could put a dictionary audiobook on shuffle and put it to an instrumental of old money and some of y'all would still be saying it's 50/50 lmfao.

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Bel Air vs. Cruel World  :toofunny:

Edit: Tomorrow Never Came vs. Get Free  :toofunny:

honey, bel air obviously

 

TNC v GF ?

 

shut down ur computer there's no winnin

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The first 15 songs are highly accurate, as well as the last 7 songs. Everything in between may be not that accurate but in general that's how I'd rank Lana's songs.

 

1             Heroin

2             Brooklyn Baby

3             Cruel World

4             Shades of Cool

5             Cherry

6             Terrence Loves You

7             Off to the Races

8             Get Free

9             Million Dollar Man

10           Video Games

11           Bel Air

12           Black Beauty

13           Young and Beautiful

14           Yayo

15           Born to Die

 

16           Ride

17           The Blackest Day

17           Body Electric

19           Salvatore

20           Old Money

21           West Coast

22           13 Beaches

23           Florida Kilos

24           Money Power Glory

25           Pretty When You Cry

26           Groupie Love

27           When the World Was At War

28           Swan Song

29           Gods and Monsters

30           Religion

31           Carmen

32           Love

33           Tomorrow Never Came

34           Music To Watch Boys To

35           Ultraviolence

36           Blue Jeans

37           Beautiful People Beautiful Problems

38           Change

39           National Anthem

40           Freak

40           Art Deco

42           God Knows I Tried

43           Radio

44           White Mustang

44           In My Feelings

46           Prisoner

46           Wait for Life

48           Lust For Life

49           American

49           I Can Fly

49           Chelsea Hotel No. 2

52           Cola

53           High By The Beach

54           Without You

55           Summertime Sadness

56           Guns and Roses

57           Dark Paradise

58           Fucked My Way Up to the Top

59           Honeymoon

60           Sad Girl

61           24

62           Big Eyes

63           Burning Desire

64           Stargirl Interlude

65           Is This Happiness

66           Summer Bummer

67           Lucky Ones

68           This is What Makes Us Girls

69           Lolita

 

70           The Other Woman

71           God Bless America

72           Diet Mountain Dew

73           Blue Velvet

74           Once Upon a Dream

75           Dont Let Me Be Misunderstood

76           Coachella

 

To be honest, the fact that the last 7 are at the bottom doesn't mean I don't enjoy them. I enjoy every Lana song so I'm a happy stan :party:


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editing my formatting failed
if this fucks up im editing it immediately so forgive me for anyone who sees my formatting potentially get ruined

 

thank god it works now

 

my entire results are kinda weird but

/ god tier /
1 Get Free
1 Diet Mountain Dew
1 Radio
4 Heroin
4 God Knows I Tried
4 High By The Beach
7 Money Power Glory
7 Black Beauty
9 Ride
10 Stargirl Interlude
/ very good /
11 The Other Woman
12 Is This Happiness
13 West Coast
14 Young and Beautiful
15 Dont Let Me Be Misunderstood
16 Salvatore
16 The Blackest Day
18 Religion
19 Swan Song
20 24
21 Old Money
22 Carmen
23 Pretty When You Cry
24 Freak
25 Terrence Loves You
26 Fucked My Way Up to the Top
27 Born to Die
28 Blue Jeans
29 Coachella
30 In My Feelings
/ i like them but not as much as the others /
31 Groupie Love
32 Sad Girl
33 Cola
33 Big Eyes
35 Brooklyn Baby
36 Yayo
37 Cruel World
38 Shades of Cool
39 Once Upon a Dream
40 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
40 Blue Velvet
42 Lolita
43 Gods and Monsters
44 Bel Air
45 Cherry
45 When the World Was At War
47 Dark Paradise
48 Honeymoon
49 Love
/ barely listened to territory (but didnt hate any of them) /
49 Burning Desire
51 13 Beaches
51 Chelsea Hotel No. 2
53 This is What Makes Us Girls
54 National Anthem
55 Art Deco
55 I Can Fly
57 Without You
58 Lucky Ones
58 Music To Watch Boys To
60 Summertime Sadness
61 Million Dollar Man
62 Guns and Roses
63 Florida Kilos
64 Video Games
64 Ultraviolence
66 Lust For Life
66 Tomorrow Never Came
68 God Bless America
69 Summer Bummer
69 Off to the Races
71 Body Electric
72 American
73 White Mustang
73 Change
/ literally never heard these /
75 Prisoner
75 Wait for Life

 


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Got a devil on my back as a tribute to my mother

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as a gay libra I have never felt more tried in my life

 

update: I finished it and it was really hard  :defeated: I had to do it several times cause i kept clicking "I love them both"
 

i'd rather kill myself than try to rank anything from btd or uv against itself btw

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I don't even think I can say this is accurate tbh some of these are way out of order like except for the end ones generally :crossed:

 

 

 

ps i love how everyone has prisoner at the bottom


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YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

/ god tier /
1 Get Free
1 Diet Mountain Dew
1 Radio
4 Heroin
4 God Knows I Tried

 

YOU HAVE GREAT FUCKING TASTE!!!!!!

 

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as a gay libra i have never felt more tried in my life

im not a libra but mood i have the attention span of a gnat so i was just like spacing out every 5 minutes

 

 

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BITCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

YOU HAVE GREAT FUCKING TASTE!!!!!!

 

@

im shook thank you so much


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i"m not 100% on mine but this was an exercise in fast decision making  :toofunny:

 

 

Rank Song
1 Heroin
2 Million Dollar Man
3 West Coast
3 Money Power Glory
5 The Blackest Day
5 Cruel World
7 Ride
8 Blue Velvet
8 Burning Desire
10 When the World Was At War
10 Get Free
10 Born to Die
10 Off to the Races
10 Radio
15 Ultraviolence
16 Brooklyn Baby
17 Blue Jeans
17 Music To Watch Boys To
19 Shades of Cool
20 Gods and Monsters
21 Cherry
22 Terrence Loves You
23 13 Beaches
24 Once Upon a Dream
25 Summertime Sadness

 

 

 

 

 

lower 15

 

60 This is What Makes Us Girls
61 Bel Air
62 Lust For Life
63 God Bless America
64 Groupie Love
64 Cola
66 Dont Let Me Be Misunderstood
67 White Mustang
68 Diet Mountain Dew
68 Lucky Ones
68 American
71 Prisoner
71 Wait for Life
73 In My Feelings
74 Guns and Roses
75 Coachella
75 Without You

 

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top 25

 

 

 

 

1 Freak

2 Cruel World

3 Ultraviolence

4 High By The Beach

5 13 Beaches

6 Cherry

7 Cola

8 Heroin

9 Gods and Monsters

10 When the World Was At War (I think of these top 10 as pretty much unbeatable)

11 Born to Die

12 Summertime Sadness

13 Fucked My Way Up to the Top

14 West Coast

15 Blue Jeans

16 Religion

17 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems

18 Sad Girl  

19 The Blackest Day 

20 Ride

21 Money Power Glory (basically here I stop considering them my actual favourites now, so yep I have around 20 favourites that I hate not including in lists)

22 Off to the Races

23 24 (OMG 24 nearly got 24th)

24 Million Dollar Man

25 Get Free

 

 

 

 

 

 

lower

 

 

 

26 Music To Watch Boys To

27 Terrence Loves You

28 Pretty When You Cry

29 Bel Air

30 Shades of Cool

31 White Mustang

32 Change

33 Salvatore

34 Blue Velvet

35 Yayo

36 In My Feelings

37 Guns and Roses

38 Brooklyn Baby

(IF FLIPSIDE was on the list it would be here)

39 The Other Woman

40 I Can Fly

41 Big Eyes

42 Stargirl Interlude

43 God Bless America

44 Lolita

45 Honeymoon

46 Art Deco

47 God Knows I Tried 

48 Burning Desire

49 Groupie Love

50 Body Electric

51 Wait for Life

52 Swan Song

53 Old Money

54 This is What Makes Us Girls

55 Once Upon a Dream

56 Carmen

57 National Anthem

58 American

59 Dont Let Me Be Misunderstood

60 Lucky Ones

61 Tomorrow Never Came

62 Black Beauty

63 Young and Beautiful

64 Prisoner

65 Is This Happiness

66 Summer Bummer

67 Without You

68 Diet Mountain Dew

69 Video Games

70 Radio (strange to think that even at the end I am still frond of these songs)

71 Love

71 Lust For Life

73 Florida Kilos

74 Dark Paradise 

75 Coachella

76 Chelsea Hotel No. 2

 

 

 

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Does anyone know how to create this kind of top songs quiz? I really wanna put my top 50 or so songs in a generator like this cause I want to know my all-time favourites across all artists

if you inspect element/view page source you can literally just copy and paste it into a new tumblr page and it works, replace the array of songs in the same format theyre in and it works fine (i did it for my own discography as a test)


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if you inspect element/view page source you can literally just copy and paste it into a new tumblr page and it works, replace the array of songs in the same format theyre in and it works fine (i did it for my own discography as a test)

thank you!! yes ill do that. im sorta familiar with that kind of stuff

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1. Heroin

2. Brooklyn Baby

3. Cruel World

4. Cherry

5. The Blackest Day

6. Florida Kilos

7. Sad Girl

8. Love

9. White Mustang

10. Chelsea Hotel No. 2

11. Ultraviolence

12. Shades of Cool

13. Art Deco

14. 13 Beaches

15. Salvatore

 

This is actually so accurate. (Don't worry sistren... Get Free, World At War and other classics are in my top 25) Here are my bottom ten  :teehee:

 


66. Prisoner

67. The Other Woman

68. Burning Desire

69. Blue Velvet

70. Lucky Ones

71. Diet Mountain Dew

72. Dont Let Me Be Misunderstood

73. 24

74. Once Upon a Dream

74. Big Eyes

76. Beautiful People Beautiful Problems

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THIS IS WHAT TASTE LOOKS LIKE LADIES.


Rank Song 1 Love 1 Cherry 1 Groupie Love 1 God Bless America 1 Change 1 Get Free 1 Born to Die 1 Off to the Races 1 Video Games 1 Lucky Ones 1 Honeymoon 1 Music To Watch Boys To 1 Art Deco 1 West Coast 1 Old Money 16 Terrence Loves You 16 Religion 16 Salvatore 16 24 16 Cola 16 Yayo 16 Shades of Cool 23 Cruel World 23 Ultraviolence 23 Black Beauty 23 Is This Happiness 23 Wait for Life 23 Chelsea Hotel No. 2 29 13 Beaches 29 Summer Bummer 31 Heroin 32 This is What Makes Us Girls 33 The Other Woman 33 Florida Kilos 35 The Blackest Day 36 Ride 36 Sad Girl 36 Pretty When You Cry 36 Money Power Glory 36 Guns and Roses 36 I Can Fly 42 Lust For Life 42 White Mustang 42 In My Feelings 42 Coachella 46 God Knows I Tried 46 High By The Beach 46 Freak 49 Young and Beautiful 49 Big Eyes 51 Bel Air 52 When the World Was At War 52 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems 52 Tomorrow Never Came 52 Blue Jeans 52 Diet Mountain Dew 52 National Anthem 52 Dark Paradise 52 Radio 52 Million Dollar Man 52 Summertime Sadness 52 Without You 63 Carmen 63 Lolita 63 Swan Song 63 American 63 Body Electric 63 Blue Velvet 63 Gods and Monsters 63 Burning Desire 63 Brooklyn Baby 63 Fucked My Way Up to the Top 63 Stargirl Interlude 74 Dont Let Me Be Misunderstood 74 Prisoner 74 Once Upon a Dream

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