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So through the years we have picked up on little quirky traits about Lana that I like to call Lana-isms. ie: eating spaghetti and chocolate cake, having bedazzled nails, wigs, reoccurring song motifs, etc.

 

This is just a thread to post any Lana-isms you have noticed, and to talk about the things that makes Lana so . . . Lana.

 

Have fun!


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Wearing her quirky catch-phrases to death. Has anyone ever really stopped to look at the title "Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)"? Jesus Christ, Elizabeth, enough is enough! You know, I have a minute to kill, I'm going to make the whole AKA album with Gramma-esque titles.

 

1. Kill Kill (Florida Dark Surf Paradise)

2. Queen of the Gas Station (Neon Chevrolet Darling)

3. Oh Say Can You See (By the Dawn's Early Light?) :troll:

4. Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)

5. For K Part 2 (Rehab Daddy Issues)

6. Jump (Sonic Palm Tree Cocaine Heart)

7. Mermaid Motel (Miss America Gogo Dancer)

8. Raise Me Up (Mississippi South Pickup Truck Baby Doll)

9. Pawn Shop Blues (Hotel Jesus Meth)

10. Brite Lites (Jersey Dance Queen Lolita)

11. Put Me in a Movie (Little Girl Cinema Noir)

12. Smarty (Dope Criminal Pin-Up)

13. Yayo (Retro Boss Axl Rose Husband)

 

That came way too easy.

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Wearing her quirky catch-phrases to death. Has anyone ever really stopped to look at the title "Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)"? Jesus Christ, Elizabeth, enough is enough! You know, I have a minute to kill, I'm going to make the whole AKA album with Gramma-esque titles.

 

1. Kill Kill (Florida Dark Surf Paradise)

2. Queen of the Gas Station (Neon Chevrolet Darling)

3. Oh Say Can You See (By the Dawn's Early Light?) :troll:

4. Gramma (Blue Ribbon Sparkler Trailer Heaven)

5. For K Part 2 (Rehab Daddy Issues)

6. Jump (Sonic Palm Tree Cocaine Heart)

7. Mermaid Motel (Miss America Gogo Dancer)

8. Raise Me Up (Mississippi South Pickup Truck Baby Doll)

9. Pawn Shop Blues (Hotel Jesus Meth)

10. Brite Lites (Jersey Dance Queen Lolita)

11. Put Me in a Movie (Little Girl Cinema Noir)

12. Smarty (Dope Criminal Pin-Up)

13. Yayo (Retro Boss Axl Rose Husband)

 

That came way too easy.

gotta love her


Long hair, Lana that's my bitch

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Anyway, i noticed she does these little hand movements when she sings, she twirls her fingers and counts with her hand to the beat.

 

My friend and I have this joke that Lana's version of dancing is sitting, looking somber and moving her hands.


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Her abusive mentioning of Diet Coke/Cola/Cherry Cola/Pepsi has to go in here! Pepsi and Cola should both compete in giving her free drinks or something to pay her back for all the marketing :badbitch:

 

I bought Pepsi the other day just to feel like I was eating her out one with her, so yeah. That marketing genius.

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