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1 is a lie because i want to believe that you are a badass

 

1- i have a pet giraffe

2- i am a british alien and also a goat

3- i inhale about 10 pounds of cocaine a day


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Not going to anwser yours otherwise it'd just be me and you over and over but:

 

 

The lie was 3, I actually own 70 copies of the same single :usrs: . But yes I put a few LSD tablets into this assholes bag and then told our form tutor I saw him selling weird medication, permanent exclusion :hottie:

 


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1 is a lie because i want to believe that you are a badass

 

1- i have a pet giraffe

2- i am a british alien and also a goat

3- i inhale about 10 pounds of cocaine a day

 

2 is the lie, you're neither of those, you're a slice of pie :what:

 

 

My Momma edition:

1. My mom has a credit in a lesbo biker movie.

2. My mom does voodoo.

3. My mom toured with Dolly Parton.

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I dislike pepsi-cola even if it tastes like Lana's pussy.

 

1. People in Denmark thought I was a street corner hooker.

2. I've almost been raped/assaulted by several niggas.

3. I lost my virginity to a stranger I met online.

 

:creepy:


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Erm,

Truths: You have a dog named max and you were banned from LDR.fm?

 

Mine:

I have never kissed another girl

I'm french

I'm blonde

._.


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you've never kissed another girl and you're blonde?

 

i have a bunny called ferdinand

i went to cambodia but only left the hotel once

i was 9 yrs old when i watched porn for the 1st time


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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you've never kissed another girl and you're blonde?

 

i have a bunny called ferdinand

i went to cambodia but only left the hotel once

i was 9 yrs old when i watched porn for the 1st time

 

Lol correct!

 

You were 9yrs old when you watched porn for the first time and you have a bunny called ferdinand?


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I had my first kiss when I was 11

I Never watched porn movies

I dated a boy who turned out to be gay for 4 months

Your first kiss was at eleven and you were a beard for four months.

 

 

I never learned how to ride a bike.

 

I eat Starbursts with the wrapper still on.

 

My stomach occasionally makes the rumblies that only hands can satisfy.

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Lol correct!

 

You were 9yrs old when you watched porn for the first time and you have a bunny called ferdinand?

first one is correct and i didn't leave the hotel in cambodia bc i got food poisoning the first night i when i went to a buffet


Caesar said he’d fall in love with me if I was older. I own all of Mexico and I got my own roller-coaster.

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I'm gay

Never had sex

I've seen Lana live

 

 

 

you're gay and you've seen lana live? seems like the perfect combo  :creep:

 

 

 

I have a birthmark

I can swim.

I saw Nicholas Cage once


god knows I tried

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