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Me trying to get to UO before any new songs play because my school gets out at 2:30 and my UO is 30 mins away

FYI the Urban Outfitter of Montreal (on St-Denis) will play the album at 3pm on Saturday September 12th. I just went there and asked. The guy was not sure what I was talking about and went to see the manager. He said it won't be a party like some UO in the US (no drink or merch). They will simply play the record. Who cares, I'll bring my own booze and folding chair

I WILL FUCKING MURDER ALL THOSE TWINK ASS CUNTS IF HONEYMOON DOES NOT PLAY LOUD ENOUGH I AM DRIVING FOR LIKE AN HOUR IN SHITTY LOS ANGELES TRAFFIC IN 1000000° WEATHER JUST TO HEAR THIS ALBUM IN A FUCKING HIPSTER ASS STORE IF THEY DO NOT PLAY IT LOUD ENOUGH THERE WILL BE BLOOD 

I'm soooooooooooooooo excited to hear Freak in full.
A few days ago, I was NOT excited for this album at all, I just feel like she's not hyping it up enough but now that I've seen parts of the trailer I literally feel like I can't wait any longer

I am going to ask ya'll dis? Do you go to movie PREMIERS? It's a similar setting. You're there to watch a NEW MOVIE at midnight before everyone else with lots of other fans. I don't see the awkaward. maybe it's really just yall.

the thing is i am social, hence why i find it an odd setting. i dont wear cardigans or t shirts with owls wearing glasses on them, so if i go to this do i just show up alone and stand near the stationary section flipping through notebooks with foxes on them, or do i sit down next to the girl with blue hair and a kitten bag and smile at her while art deco is playing. usually this shit takes place in a club or a setting where the artist is there doing a q&a. not a fucking shop.
 
and what if life is beautiful is a hidden track at the end of the album and it starts playing and i scream and scare the blue haired girl next to me and she drops her bag with a cats face on it!? what then?

(imagine Lana showed up to a listening party and scared the fuck outta yall and was like "fuck the listening party, I'll sing em live" and hops onto a cute stage in UO and the whole band comes out and she started singing freak and slut dropping in some floral dress but this time with her black 4 inch high hair)
 
i hope i dream of that cause its never gonna happen

make song called music to watch boys to, but make song  teaser video with girls

OMG just realized that whoever heard the crickets at the start of HBTB was correct when they predicted Freak would have crickets in them. Go listen to the preview, there is a cricket sound effect in the background, and since HBTB follows Freak on the tracklist, it makes sense you can hear a faint cricket sound at the start.
 
Honeymoon: gapless album coming for our weaves 

@@forslayage
In case anyone was still curious..
I went back to the Urban Outfitters today and decided to confirm what that poster was for. I asked the store manager, and she confirmed that it was in fact for a listening party, but the album won't be in stores until the 18th.
I've heard from other fans from lanaboards, instagram, tumblr etc. that their local Urban Outfitters had no information on this. I was also at a different Urban Outfitters on Sunday (than from the one I found the poster in on Saturday) and they didn't have the poster in their store, so I'm guessing this event is at select locations.
Also, I took a picture of the other side of the poster which says if you pre-order the album at the event, you'll be given a free lithograph. 

Well, you destroyed my non-existing pussy

Hahahah byeee

FUCKING BAN @ ENDLESSSUMMER

AND BAN THAT STUPID ASS MEMBER POSTING SHIT AGAIN 

so, link to leak?

You guys don't understand that it's not about Lana, it's about VEVO.
Do you want them to notice that underaged gays are stealing their shit, fix it and boom.
No more tea.

Can't they be reported or something? I think this behavior is pretty misleading, annoying and disturbing the entire community.

China.palace has been re-posting my screenshots and lyrics since High By The Beach.

Well, you destroyed my non-existing pussy

Well, you destroyed my non-existing pussy

u almost killed the entire fan base and broke down the server of LB.
   
 
 
btw, would u like to help us to shazam MTWBT pls. wanna see whether there is an official cover art. thanks~

Well, you destroyed my non-existing pussy

Well, you destroyed my non-existing pussy

Well, you destroyed my non-existing pussy

Well, you destroyed my non-existing pussy