West Coast

The performative pearl clutching over her comment on Instagram, X, Tik Tok or wherever else people are hollier than thou and have a lot or free time—saying she's not saying "enough" or the "right thing" or that's it's too little too late. You will NEVER catch me be desperate for a celebrity taking a stance, or making a neutral comment about an important issue. It's not her job to be a political commentator or educate people on these issues. Be glad she said something and go touch some grass. And ofc now Zionist bots are flooding her posts...

Always think it's funny how she feels like she's above criticism and leave random/cryptic messages all over Instagram. Sorry but what angle does she want to be reviewed from? She's not giving "Stadium concert", it's giving karaoke night—her performances are lackluster and low energy. Setlist discourse aside, she's gotten away with performing hour-ish concerts for a decade, someone should clock her for it. I think it's very telling that she surrounds herself with sycophant yes people who never question her so called artistic process.

There's always been a bit ot favouritism at play during her shows, but Lana straight up ignoring everyone except certain individuals at her shows these days is weird, sorry! No jealousy, just straight up weird and it obviously stroke these people's egos and sense of self-righteousness, which are already inflated btw.

I've seen Lana live a bunch of times from 2014 onwards, and her "formula" is tired. This set was actually cute for Stagecoach, but this is not giving "stadium tour". I'm sure people had a good time, but critiquing her for being unoriginal and too comfortable doing the same stuff ad nauseam is valid. I'm obviously not expecting her to have Beyoncé's stage presence, but it would be interesting to see her switch things up a little, create moments by alternating her slower/mellower songs with more "high energy" material, because it is very one-note. Also singing your own lyrics off of someone else's cellphone, doing half songs,or just playing a song and dipping backstage, those things are not it, but that's another topic. She's got an incredible band, very talented back up singers, and trained dancers, a cute set up/decor... and a phenomenal discography—she's got all the ingredients to create an amazing show. She could do better.

I guess she can't really change her energy level, because that's just how she is—so for the love of God, girl hire an actual show producer. She's literally at the apex or her popularity right now, she's outselling stadiums, only to present this tired ass set.

She's clearly surrounded by people that tell her she looks good and is doing just fine, like this is a STADIUM tour and she's still doing the same slow deepcuts typa show, she lacks perspective

Perhaps one day people will realize that she doesn't give a fuck about performing, that she is "lazy" and unbothered, or at least has not seem to give a fuck since 2017/18, except the one odd show every now and then—that very much includes putting one iota of energy into her shows and keeping her set fresh. If you've seen her at least once in the past three years, you've seen all there was to see. I genuinely cannot relate to the traveling fans brigade, a bunch of self-flagetating fools if you ask me.

No tea, no shade (or maybe all tea, all shade) her current show format lacks peaks and valleys, a succession of slow deepcuts can be cute in an intimate setting, but it really wouldn't hurt to alternate between a slower and slightly more upbeat song every now and again! She's got a cute set/decor and some theatrics, but there is a low vibrational energy at play! At least she was on time (afaik).

Most artists, whom have fewer albums, actually curate distinct setlists for each tour/era. It's not a far fetched expectation. It's just that Lana's fans are usually satisfied with her doing the bare minimum, and that's cute, but her shows post-2017 they're giving poorly curated playlist from the same 20-ish songs.

Bluebird hologram is coming 🐦

Okay theatrics 🏠🔥

Arcadia was only cute in 2021 and 2023 respectively and that's the tea

OMG THE NFR/ARCADIA MASHUP THAT EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHERS LOVE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

I respectfully challenge her to give West Coast the same treatment next.