hotshot2am

Stop I’m becoming delusional again 

perhaps it's supposed to be a total surprise and all of the stores carrying the albums have them locked away in a very secure safe!
 

It’s not coming on the 9th. Target would have the record on their shelves by now 

lana's announcement post sitting in her instagram drafts, ready to be posted and shared with the world
 

I asked that record store lady if lana was releasing on the 9th on her livestream and she said “we will have to wait and see”

Honestly even if she did a digital release first they are still doing physicals. There is no way the label would not do physicals with how her fan base is. That said I don’t think they would allow a digital drop with physicals later. I’m sure they’d want physicals with initial drop for her number wise.  

because she's a Delulu like us

He also manages Elyanna, Chuck made a music video for her two years ago.

Release on the 9th?  I don't believe it, otherwise there would have been a leak by now if record stores have it in their system internally.

Wait I’m kind of moving a little.
 
This woman has talked a lot about lana in the past and she does work in a record store. Why would she say something about the 9th if nothing was happening?

Lana Del Cardboard hiding in spinmeroundstore’s closet after giving the surprise release away on TikTok ?

But then how would a record store know about it? Somehow it doesn't make sense. Maybe she was lying 

But then how would a record store know about it? Somehow it doesn't make sense. Maybe she was lying 

He called Jack's contributions to Midnights useless 

He was definitely talking about Lana, he called one of the Jack Antonoff tracks on the album "amazing".

if she drops it digitally it will sell like 800 copies 
 

Release on the 9th?  I don't believe it, otherwise there would have been a leak by now if record stores have it in their system internally.

she woke up today and chose ultraviolence

i called salzers and they said they don’t have anything at all in regards to any new album 

Release on the 9th?  I don't believe it, otherwise there would have been a leak by now if record stores have it in their system internally.

Could she know Sza is dropping Friday and just speculating/wishful thinking that Lana may be as well. 

But then how would a record store know about it? Somehow it doesn't make sense. Maybe she was lying 

Release on the 9th?  I don't believe it, otherwise there would have been a leak by now if record stores have it in their system internally.

all these witch speculation just reminds me of one my favourite verses in la who am i to love you
''the witch on the corner, the neighbor  nobody wanted, the reason for garcetti's extra security"

A december 9th release would make perfect sense with her saying “the next album will be digital mark my words” or whatever her exact words were during that BB livestream