marcodelrey

Don't forget Sabrina and Sigrid 

Don't forget Sabrina and Sigrid 

Don't forget Sabrina and Sigrid 

Don't forget Sabrina and Sigrid 

You just described quintessential Lana Del Rey. What should she wear in a stadium, a leotard? 

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I fell in love with the cameraman Rob was filming for a sec 

I fell in love with the cameraman Rob was filming for a sec 

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imagine this:
 
you just get home from taco bell. you're stomach is churning, your butthole is burning, you gotta pee, your eyes watering from roommate's perfume that won't quit but is supposed to cover the weed smell, you're rushing through the house to get to the bathroom and all of a sudden your phone goes off
 
"instagram: from @/honeymoon "I'm happy to announce my album, Jambalaya on the Stove, coming December 2027..."
 
and right then and there you lose it - your bowels, the weed jar falls off the counter, your cat runs through screaming, your roommate can't find your vape, you've wet yourself, lanaboards is down, the toilet's already clogged, the light won't turn on, and you know that's the moment that changed everything for you, you've hit rock bottom bitch
 

Yeah I just gave up, atp the only true source we have is Lana's IG so I never move even when the thread is Hot 

Yeah I just gave up, atp the only true source we have is Lana's IG so I never move even when the thread is Hot 

We love u sm Lanitaaa 

We love u sm Lanitaaa 

Yeah I just gave up, atp the only true source we have is Lana's IG so I never move even when the thread is Hot 

Yeah I just gave up, atp the only true source we have is Lana's IG so I never move even when the thread is Hot 

Yeah I just gave up, atp the only true source we have is Lana's IG so I never move even when the thread is Hot