caribbean blue

Or further... Watch Lana defy the laws of time for this album 

Wait until the album becomes country progressive and it's called Gator Mountain in My Mind in the Aisles of Gander Mountain and she's on the cover riding a gator (but it's a crocodile because she didn't realize the difference at the time so that'll be the controversy) 
double album / 13 & 13 tracks, one side country rock, the other jazz rock both combined with a little math rock (with tracks that go for 10+ minutes)
2.5 hours
2 distinctly different sides to the record 
 
it gets considered the best thing to happen in mainstream music since The Moody Blues' On the Threshold of a Dream 

hotshot2am will always give us info exactly WHEN they know something. If there are any coding changes in her website like that hotshot2am usually lets us know the same day. Usually they’ll be ambiguous and just say “new music” or “new merch” until closer to the date of its release but it’s up to them whether they wanna post images of the new items on her store. Trust in hotshot2am only 

helpp i thought it said Lana under dogs of honor 

The way you were right 

my kid is gonna be 18 years old before we get this album (i don't have a kid)

I don’t think this has been posted!
 
TIME has named Henry, come on as one of the (ten) best songs of the year so far. 
 
https://time.com/7291119/best-songs-2025-so-far/

I go back and forth on if I want ITTJ on this album or any future album, really. I know it’s not promised but I’m really holding out for an unreleased album someday and I feel like this song belongs sandwiched between other classic unreleased tracks. 

Have you ever heard a Lana Del Rey album? 

Does this mean it's time for shameless selfpromo before my edit flops harder than my channel? 
 
 

ur patientsky? i literally only listen to ur stagecoach audios you are an angel on earth 

At this point I just want Lana to announce the damn album and US tour so you stop posting the same thing you've been posting here since the Mesozoic era

A fart maybe 

i'll be happy if i never hear the words "flopped" "tanked" "chopped", etc again. just stan twitter regurgitation nonsense. this thread is so brain-dead now, what happened?
pull the plug divas

Does anyone remember that video someone took of her talking on the phone and eating spaghetti on the highway? She scares me.
The scariest part is she’s always taking these road trips to unpredictable parts of the country so you can never truly relax she could literally be in the lane next to you.
 

Lana Del Rey is my driving inspo - if you’re not driving dangerously, what are you doing with your life 

I can’t believe they’re giving away insider info like that for free!!!

This is just engagement farming. They know people are desperate for album news. 

No I just got an email from sparklejumpoffabridge

we survived semptember.. we survived may 21.... we can do it again.... we can wait for another announcement to come. . .  this week...........

idgaf what kind of wife lana is because it isn't my business and it has absolutely 0 impact to anything 

the concept of lanaboardians mass spreading the fake release date all over twitter would be so fucking ridiculous and iconic

May 32nd it is