Theodore

The concept of there being enough time between albums for me to start a relationship AND get engaged. We've never waited this long LMAO

Anybody else's heart drop at the thought of 19 songs...really not helping the hiatus allegations

"Stove" is somehow giving Fiona Apple energy. Which, after fingertips, I didn't think she would ever do again.

An insider about....leaks. Im really not trying to be an ass, I swear. But what info have they dropped about this album? Somebody catch me up

Ok theres a difference between a *leaker* and an *insider* Let's get back to being delusional mama carry on

Wait...is this person an insider?? Does that mean we're never hearing this song again. I might deadass be irritated for the rest of the week now

*lowers sniper*

Alright I want whoever said 9:58 to come forth willingly and receive their lashing. Thx mgmt

Should I run to waffle house for the announcement? I can make it in time if I leave now

PLEASE NOT YOU KNOWING THE LINGO SJDUIOWOWKDK

This is what I get for thinking im big brained. Let me get sell another policy, chile

WAIT WAIT WAIT I JUST HAD A THOUGHT.... What if we havent seen any proper wedding photos bc the album cover/shoot IS the wedding photos

I also really really hope that this airboat pic is like...just an unedited bts quick snap of what we're *actually* gonna get. Cause I'd hate for the cover to be poo brown. I need a NFR quality photoshoot that really captures the essence of the world she's crafting here. I dont really think she'll disappoint, but at the same time this is the woman who once chose a poorly composed group photo over the NUMEROUS gorgeous shots she included in the vinyl sleeve, booklet etc. I need Lizzy to lock in.

Idk. Not only is it a completely different vibe from the sound of what we've heard so far, but its also kinda...childish. idk. I feel the same way about Candy Necklace. In my phone and in THIS house, we refer to it as Rockefeller.

I can't be the only one who hates the title Rock Candy Sweet