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And does she really have chickens?

 

 

 

"A lot of that’s going to involve writing classes and being uncomfortable in new places with not many friends and raising my dogs and my cats and my chickens alone."

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13 minutes ago, BluebirdXO said:

During the L4L era that she told that she wouldn't sing "he hit me and it felt like a kiss" anymore

and sang it like two nights later (which was the right call, artists should stand by their art, and nuance is a thing)

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On 5/22/2020 at 2:44 AM, 99centlips said:

that we are getting a new album on Sept 5th 2020

lmao the day after you were like "we been knew" 


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if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

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7 minutes ago, Rorman Nockwell said:

RCS out June 1st and Blue Banisters out July 4th

Choose your fighter; at least one is a lie

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On 5/8/2021 at 1:32 PM, BluebirdXO said:

That she was a gemini with taurus ascendant

 

About this: Does anybody know why she said that she was born at 2:46 a.m. and then years later at 4:47 p.m.? I know that she's a troll, but she cared enough to know her ascendant when she was a gemini

 

 

 

 

 

Plot twist: None of those times are true

 

Spoiler

Conspiracy theory: Lana have a twin :nono:

 

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16 hours ago, BluebirdXO said:

 

About this: Does anybody know why she said that she was born at 2:46 a.m. and then years later at 4:47 p.m.? I know that she's a troll, but she cared enough to know her ascendant when she was a gemini

 

 

 

 

 

Plot twist: None of those times are true

 

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Conspiracy theory: Lana have a twin :nono:

 

Pretending to be a Cancer is a cery Gemini thing to do

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On 4/15/2021 at 9:36 PM, Hydroponic Weeds said:

lmao the day after you were like "we been knew" 

 

yes i knew lana was lying about september 5th just like i know she’s lying about june 1st and july 4th 

 

 

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On 5/14/2021 at 4:50 PM, BluebirdXO said:

 

About this: Does anybody know why she said that she was born at 2:46 a.m. and then years later at 4:47 p.m.? I know that she's a troll, but she cared enough to know her ascendant when she was a gemini

 

 

 

 

 

Plot twist: None of those times are true

 

  Hide contents

Conspiracy theory: Lana have a twin :nono:

 

Since she has a bad relationship with her mother, I think she didnt know the right hour. Because the moms always know and sometimes the birth certification doesn't say it. 

I'm pretty sure she's totally a cancer, so the first one was the lie. Maybe she just lied about it cause she didn't know, as I said

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Speaking of the mom. This might be bad but, what do u guys think about Wildflower Wildfire?

It's kinda confuse, bc what about the hospitals has to do? Did her mother beat her orrr put her on a psychiatric hospital? The last one seems the more accepted theory, bc she talks about lithium.

But if this is true, do we think that happened? I'm not sure if it fits with her timeline, like... Alcoholism at 14, Boarding school at 15, and she went out at 18 or so. I believe her mom would do that when lana was a minor, but at what age? 🤔

 

Sorry 4 the overthinking, i'm a  

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I'm still waiting for that Christmas album. :pls:


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