How Tiger Kings Disappear ***NEW SONG OMG 2020 BEST SONG EVER OMG***

[American Whore]

Joe Exotic met me down at the tiger park

With cuts on his hands cause the claws are sharp

The blood flowed all over his hands

 

What you been up to my baby?

I haven't seen you round here lately

All of the guys tell me lies like you tried to get

Carole killed

And pretend that she's not here

 

This is how tiger kings disappear

 

Carole whacked her husband and hid the proof

Nothing left but the tracks of her shoes

We know that the tigers were fed

But she "loved that man like nobody can"
She placed him in a meat grinder

She'll watch as the cats get dinner

The last thing she fears,

 

This is how her husband disappeared

 

But now it's been years since he closed the park

And she's got no kids but some cats in the yard

The Florida hot sun and the tiger cage

She'll watch the sky as she writes

A fake death note and she

Thinks about her fears

 

Of how no one believes that he
just disappeared

No one thinks he disappeared

She never goin' anywhere

 

 

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[Aquemini]

This what happens when you have too much time on your hands lol. But for real, this is actually hilarious!

[American Whore]

i’m not sorry