Rorman Nockwell Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 flaky by @99centlips and me You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think I live in one of several homes depending on my mood and what's convenient when Ben calls I take my phone outside to the picnic table that I bought from Home Depot and I listen to all the stuff he wants me to do and I think about the last time he visited me the last time I shelved a promised project which was just a few days ago how the emails from Interscope became more panicked and it felt like they were kinda mad and that i was flying because i have a private jet until i took another selfie and i got 5 million likes and they all commented on my hair and i became a poet and you buy all my stuff anyway when I eventually release it flaky People think that i'm rich and i am but exactly how they think i have a truck with an *ironic* trucker charm on the dash and on the back it says: fresh outta fucks forever and when i drive i think about how the kids will react to my feet on the dash this time how the car horns were so loud that i couldn't hear the fans begging me to slow down so i became flaky They write that i'm rich and i am but how they think i have a safe i call the lying box and in it every archived insta post, every music video that didn't get released just to remind me of all the things i've lied about and will lie about again pathologically You joke that i'm rich and i am and it's exactly how you think I go for dinner at dennys and i could afford to purchase the entire establishment and employ the service staff in one of my many homes and when you call i pull out one of my 17 iphones and put you on speaker and chat for hours underneath the trees on my vast property and think about the last time i delayed an album how the comments from the fans got angrier and angrier on instagram and twitter until it was like a river or a stream of notifications and it felt like i was famous but it wasn't just a dream i was just flaky 13 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream
99centlips Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, RormanNockwell said: flaky by @99centlips and me You thought I was rich and I am and it's exactly how you think I live in several homes depending on my mood and what's convenient when Ben calls I take my phone outside to the picnic table that I bought from Home Depot and I listen to all the stuff he wants me to do and I think about the last time he visited me the last time I shelved a promised project which was just a few days ago how the emails from Interscope became more panicked and it felt like they were kinda mad and that i was flying because i have a private jet until i took another selfie and i got 5 million likes and they all commented on my hair and i became a poet and you buy all my stuff anyway when I eventually release it flaky People think that i'm rich and i am but exactly how they think i have a truck with an *ironic* trucker charm on the dash and on the back it says: fresh outta fucks forever and when i drive i think about the kids will react to my feet on the dash this time how the car horns were so loud that i couldn't hear the fans begging me to slow down so i became flaky They write that i'm rich and i am but how they think i have a safe i call the lying box and in it every archived insta post, every move video that didn't get released just to remind me of all the things i've lied about and will lie about again pathologically You joke that i'm rich and i am and it's exactly how you think I go for dinner at dennys and i could afford to purchase the entire establishment and employ the service staff in one of my many homes and when you call i pull out one of my 17 iphones and put you on speaker and chat for hours underneath the trees on my vast property and think about the last time i delayed an album how the comments from the fans got angrier and angrier on instagram and twitter until it was like a river or a stream of notifications and it felt like i was famous but it wasn't just a dream i was just flaky 4 Quote
Mash Tragic Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 You joke that i'm rich and i am and it's exactly how you think 12 hours ago, RormanNockwell said: and they all commented on my hair and i became a poet Best lines The randomness is so Lana You never disappoint, @RormanNockwell Edit : and @99centlips (sorry I forgot you) 4 Quote
Anthony Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 Laughing so hard! ?? @RormanNockwell @99centlips Please, make more of these! 3 Quote
Rorman Nockwell Posted January 7, 2021 Author Posted January 7, 2021 23 minutes ago, Anthony said: Laughing so hard! ?? @RormanNockwell @99centlips Please, make more of these! Maybe we will 4 Quote ur legit gonna look the same stop buying oil of Olay face cream
crazyforme Posted January 7, 2021 Posted January 7, 2021 LMAOOO the trucker charm and the feet thing had me cracking up. Genius 3 Quote
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