American Whore Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 I now propose that all Americans who can vote for president in 2024, please write in Lana Del Rey. Shes over 35, so she's eligible She's liberal (but not actually running) She's elusive so nobody would know where she is She can write cryptically (and knows when to delete twitter) She is WiLd AnD fReE and she preeeeettttyyyy She has so many wigs nobody would know if it's her or not She is rich (but not how you think) and could fund her own campaign (even a free one on www.Lanaboards.com) She cares about people and not corporations (fuck you, music industry!) She's not afraid to fight you (she will win, rise again, soar in the wind) She'd be perfect for our next president. Maybe we should start a cult and get everyone to vote her in (bc let's face it, our elections are a joke anyway) so if everyone wrote her in, maybe we'd have a chance of having a female president who isn't a narcissistic maniac OR senile! 29 Quote if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole
Venice Peach Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 I'm not from the US but she has my vote #Lana2024 12 Quote
Dark Angel Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 i heard that once lana del rey becomes president she’ll have her own roller-coaster! how cool is that? 11 Quote
American Whore Posted July 20, 2022 Author Posted July 20, 2022 Just now, Surf Noir said: i heard that once lana del rey becomes president she’ll have her own roller-coaster! how cool is that? ooo! I hope it has sparklers, jump ropes, lollipops and hula hoops! 11 Quote if i fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and i get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole
The Stargirl Pinky Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 I volunteer as Head of Presidential Rallies LES GO LES GO TELL ME IM YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEEEEEEMMM 12 Quote
DeadSeaOfMercury Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 If we could get the tik tokers on board, The LanaCult from Twitter & The general public with taste - This could happen, Lana Del Rey AKA President Grant… She is your National Anthem… 8 Quote
The Stargirl Pinky Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 Just now, prettywhenimhigh said: MAKE AMERICA REY AGAIN OMFG IM SCALPED YOU’RE TOTALLY HEAD OF MARKETING 6 Quote
DeadSeaOfMercury Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 Even if it doesn’t work, The huge publicity of her almost winning due to the insane amount of write ins, LDR9 will destroy Thriller’s sales records!!! 5 Quote
prettywhenimhigh Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 Just now, The Stargirl Pinky said: OMFG IM SCALPED YOU’RE TOTALLY HEAD OF MARKETING LMFAO LET'S DO THIS lemme start making some calls 7 Quote
The Siren Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 no lie, if enough people agreed to vote her and actually went through with voting her, i would do the same in a heartbeat! 2 Quote Last.FM | Discogs | JOYRIDE
Pico Ocean Boulevard Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 I have bad news for you all 18 Quote "Swan Song. It’s on my album Honeymoon. It’s the antithesis of hopefulness. It’s about trying to find beauty in giving up. If I had my way, I would continue to persist in all areas of my life, but it can be quite challenging because I can be too trusting too soon."
Crazy Husband Thief Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 She can’t even serve up three solid music videos per era anymore. I don’t think she could finish a single term as POTUS. She would do it for one day and then lock herself up in the white house and only go on IG live occasionally. She won’t appear or hold speeches in public. She‘ll just release obscure video speeches on SM filmed on the 8mm app. 0 Quote
bluechemtrails Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 If you asked her for a political program after she won the election, she would probably just show you a jacket with the letters DNC and then withdraw from the public eye for months. 4 Quote
COCC Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 I thank that Fergie should be Vice President. Her voice has the power to unite and heal the USA: 2 Quote
ChaoticLipster Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 If you think Biden isn’t present and isn’t engaged with the public then Lana will be 100x worse. She’d probably be all over the place with secret service in a complete mess…and running away from appearances. ‘Where is President Del Rey? We just don’t know….last spotted around Coney Island’. One things for sure Nikki Lane would be Vice President. 5 Quote Arches are Illusions solid at first glance
shadesofloveduthenandnow Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 1 hour ago, ChaoticLipster said: If you think Biden isn’t present and isn’t engaged with the public then Lana will be 100x worse. She’d probably be all over the place with secret service in a complete mess…and running away from appearances. ‘Where is President Del Rey? We just don’t know….last spotted around Coney Island’. One things for sure Nikki Lane would be Vice President. Del Rey-Lane 2024! 2 Quote
Wait For Life Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of California, and to the culture for which it stands, one nation, under Lana, indivisible, with cigarettes and lollipops for all 4 Quote
Liz Taylor Blues Posted July 20, 2022 Posted July 20, 2022 I will be voting for Marianne Williamson or Bernie Sanders or Nina Turner. That said if Lana is picked as VP then obviously I would be proud to cast my vote for her 0 Quote
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