Interpret the lyrics wrong

[Make me your Dream Life]

How it works is someone mentions a line(s) of lyrics and the next user has to interpret the song in a way off kinda way. 

 

if the song isn’t obvious, 

list its name and who made it. Doesn’t have to be Lana
 

I’m on the run with you my sweet love contemplating god

 

she’s running away with her lover that she’s in a gay relationship with. 
 

etc etc. 

 

 

Alrite, next up: 

 

“It’s dark but just a game” 

[That Venice Bitch]

When I play Monopoly with the lights off

 

“Mail me when you get the blues”

[Crimson and Clover]

Me when my bestie mails me a discharge sample of her blue waffles STD 

im a dragon you’re a whore 

[vacillator]

Dragons that slut shame

 

"My pussy tastes like pepsi cola"

[Dark Angel]

somebody licked their pet cat's fur and it tasted like soda

 

what if someone had asked picasso not to be sad?

[jealous girl]

She wants to go back in time and sing for Picasso to make him happy

 

You got that medicine I need

[The Siren]

I've been looking for my aspirin all over the house!

 

Where I beat the extinction of telomeres

[Make me your Dream Life]

Lana being part of the sentinels hunting for the x gene 

"flames so hot that they turn blue"

[mssainttropez]

When Katniss Everdeen’s dress wasn’t hot enough to turn blue

 

”I need you, I breathe you, I’ll never leave you”

[Crimson and Clover]

me when I’m having an asthma attack but also Dev Patel is there

 

“Caught up in the game it was the last I heard”

[That Venice Bitch]

She was realllyyyyyyy invested in the hockey game but then somebody lit a firecracker next to her and she lost her hearing

 

“He says to be cool but I’m already coolest”

[Make me your Dream Life]

she was already making snow angels at the beach before they met, he wasn't aware of that

"don't be a jerk, don't call me a taxi" 

[Unidentified Major Tom]

Because she's his neighbor, so that's stupid, she can just walk home.

 

'My baby lives in shades of blue"

[never2heaven]

her cat has a pretty blue cat tree

 

“i guess i’m signing off after all”

[vacillator]

Her when myspace closed down

 

"If we got together we'd be causing a commotion"

[PARADIXO]

11 hours ago, Make me your Dream Life said:

Lana being part of the sentinels hunting for the x gene

 

[bluechemtrails]

6 hours ago, sempervirens said:

Her when myspace closed down

 

"If we got together we'd be causing a commotion"

two activists planning a little revolution

 

"you roll like thunder when you come crashing in"

[Make me your Dream Life]

She got a strike while bowling and the pins were real loud. 
 

“Now my life is sweet like cinnamon”

[shadesofblue]

Lana was meeting up with her friend azealia for coffee and a chat! 

 

“I haven’t done a cartwheel since I was nine”

[Dark Angel]

when lana used to be a gymnast in elementary school but gave up after the age of nine to pursue her passion of video games (she had a minecraft birthday cake, y'know )

 

throw me 'round like a hot potato