It was all a lie... exposing your favorite musicians.

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Inspired by the popular Lana Del Rey thread of the same name.

 

 

I'll start.

 

Taylor Swift once said in her song State Of Grace "mosaic broken hearts" yet when she was writing that she would've known real broken hearts can't be mosaic.

 

 

Edit: this is supposed to be satire

 

Also I probably should've mentioned this before, but please dont do Lana there's already a thread for that.

[LDR69]

I just know Selena Gomez’s second album « seven heavens » never existed, it was just a thing made up by the internet and its a little bit pissing me off that they use it for marketing, it feels like they take us for fools…

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50 minutes ago, LDR69 said:

I just know Selena Gomez’s second album « seven heavens » never existed, it was just a thing made up by the internet and its a little bit pissing me off that they use it for marketing, it feels like they take us for fools…

Oh! thats not what this thread is about

 

Its supposed to be satire lol

 

Edit: not that I don't agree tho

 

Edit 2: wait is this satire? 

Edited July 12, 2025 by taylorswift03

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Lana always portraying her men as magnetic and charismatic in her songs

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ethel cain doesn't write her own songs.... she hires some girl named hayden to do it for her.... lazy

[LDR69]

1 hour ago, taylorswift03 said:

Oh! thats not what this thread is about

 

Its supposed to be satire lol

 

Edit: not that I don't agree tho

 

Edit 2: wait is this satire? 

Oh wait- ok my bad i didnt understand the topic 

sorry…

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Taylor swift has to wear a human suit every day! She is actually a mirrorball!!!!!!!!

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1 minute ago, LDR69 said:

Oh wait- ok my bad i didnt understand the topic 

sorry…

Lol its alright

[LDR69]

5 minutes ago, taylorswift03 said:

Lol its alright

Ok wait i think i have one with selena

 

In « Lose You to love me », she complains abt Justin singing « off-key to her chorus » but in reality she’s the one singing off-key (referring to her 2019 AMAs performance)

 

is this better?

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38 minutes ago, LDR69 said:

Ok wait i think i have one with selena

 

In « Lose You to love me », she complains abt Justin singing « off-key to her chorus » but in reality she’s the one singing off-key (referring to her 2019 AMAs performance)

 

is this better?

Lol yes its perfect

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1 hour ago, taylorswift03 said:

Lol yes its perfect

Ahah thanks