TrailerParkDarling Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 it's a #DirtyOldMan nation... 7 Quote *** People call me crazy but I'm in demand ***
evilentity Posted January 1, 2014 Posted January 1, 2014 Ask not what LanaBoards can do for you. Ask what you can do for LanaBoards. ~I've got a way just like JFK~ Platform here. 1 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation.
evilentity Posted January 2, 2014 Posted January 2, 2014 BTW, can I say just how relieved I am? It's nothing personal, but I'd be a little frightened to live in an America run by any of the other nominees, no offense. @@TrailerParkDarling would pull a Sarah Palin and quit melodramatically mid-term, and if you thought Anthony Weiner was bad, can you imagine all the nude selfie scandals @ would get into? @@Stoop Kid would be another W. Amiable and well-meaning, but not ready for that job. And President @@trayertrash? Let's not even go there... Oh, and I'd be remiss not to point out that despite how much is made about my age around here, I'm still not old enough to be elected POTUS. 4 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation.
trayertrash Posted January 2, 2014 Posted January 2, 2014 And President @@trayertrash? Let's not even go there... I was president of my 8th grade class & got the school to serve vegetarian & vegan lunches, protested every day until same sex couples were allowed to go to dances together & got the soda machines reinstated. I was a great president then & would be a great president now. 10 Quote
Wryta Thinkpiece Posted January 2, 2014 Posted January 2, 2014 @@Stoop Kid would be another W. Amiable and well-meaning, but not ready for that job. You know, the worst that could happen is that I'd become the most indirectly hated President after changing the National Anthem to "Queen of the Gas Station," but I will wholeheartedly agree I would not make a good President for another twenty or thirty years. I'd have too many existential crises. And President @@trayertrash? Let's not even go there... My freedom would be severely intruded on, let's be honest. #TrayerTrashMaleHarem But I am down with being @@evilentity's best lobbyist/cheerleader; I know how to rally people. #VOTEENTITY2016 0 Quote
Sitar Posted January 2, 2014 Posted January 2, 2014 Oh, and I'd be remiss not to point out that despite how much is made about my age around here, I'm still not old enough to be elected POTUS. Literally only voted for you because you're old 1 Quote
trayertrash Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 My freedom would be severely intruded on, let's be honest. #TrayerTrashMaleHarem I would grant you the privilege to be my paramour & our sex tape wouldn't be a scandal, but more of a guideline of how Americans should be fucking. 1 Quote
Guest Dot Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 I was president of my 8th grade class & got the school to serve vegetarian & vegan lunches, protested every day until same sex couples were allowed to go to dances together & got the soda machines reinstated. I was a great president then & would be a great president now. I'm presidentof the student government at my school and you literally just gave me a whole lot of ideas on what to actually change in my school! Thx a lot! 1 Quote
trayertrash Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 ~I've got a way just like JFK~ Guess who's assassinating you I'm presidentof the student government at my school and you literally just gave me a whole lot of ideas on what to actually change in my school! Thx a lot! #SomeoneAssassinateEvilinitySoICanTakeOver 0 Quote
Guest Dot Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 Guess who's assassinating you #SomeoneAssassinateEvilinitySoICanTakeOver OMG! let me check www.hotandbusted.tumblr.com/archive to find someone who's hot and willing to do it. 0 Quote
trayertrash Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 OMG! let me check www.hotandbusted.tumblr.com/archive to find someone who's hot and willing to do it. F.u.c.k.i.n.g. D.E.A.D. 0 Quote
Wryta Thinkpiece Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 I would grant you the privilege to be my paramour & our sex tape wouldn't be a scandal, but more of a guideline of how Americans should be fucking. So the female intrudes on the male's every orifice while he cries through spit-soaked eyes and bloody kneecaps? America's going to *miss* the days of censorship if you reign. 0 Quote
evilentity Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 Guess who's assassinating you #SomeoneAssassinateEvilinitySoICanTakeOver let me check www.hotandbusted.tumblr.com/archive to find someone who's hot and willing to do it. My Secret Service detail will be paying y'all a visit... as soon as they're done visiting the Tropico strippers. 1 Quote Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation.
Wryta Thinkpiece Posted January 3, 2014 Posted January 3, 2014 My Secret Service detail will be paying y'all a visit... as soon as they're done visiting the Tropico strippers. The continual changes of the flex of the mouth, And around the eyes, The skin, the sunburnt shade, freckles, hair, The curious sympathy one feels when feeling With the hand the naked meat of the body, The circling rivers the breath, And breathing it in and out, The beauty of the waist, and thence of the hips, And thence downward toward the knees, The thin red jellies within you or within me, The bones and the marrow in the bones, The exquisite realization of health; O', I say these are not the parts and poems Of the body only, but of the soul— O', I say now—these are the soul! #EVILENTITY2016 0 Quote
Lad Posted December 21, 2017 Posted December 21, 2017 it's a #DirtyOldMan nation...Nostradamus 0 Quote
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