Wryta Thinkpiece Posted May 17, 2016 Posted May 17, 2016 Pretty self-explanatory; user asks a stupid question, another user follows up with a stupid answer and their own stupid question. I think we can make something funny out of this, so let's see how it goes. Why aren't seals called water dogs? 3 Quote
ZeroZero Posted May 17, 2016 Posted May 17, 2016 Pretty self-explanatory; user asks a stupid question, another user follows up with a stupid answer and their own stupid question. I think we can make something funny out of this, so let's see how it goes. Why aren't seals called water dogs? Cause you can't walk a seal. (idk ) Why is the sky blue? 3 Quote
Wryta Thinkpiece Posted May 17, 2016 Author Posted May 17, 2016 Cause you can't walk a seal. (idk ) That's it! You got it! Why is the sky blue?Because if it was green, it would be grass. Why can't we see behind our eyelids? 1 Quote
Say Yes to Heaven Posted May 18, 2016 Posted May 18, 2016 That's it! You got it! Because if it was green, it would be grass. Why can't we see behind our eyelids? because u closed ur eyes! Why don't we fall off the earth? 2 Quote
Wryta Thinkpiece Posted May 18, 2016 Author Posted May 18, 2016 Why don't we fall off the earth? Because Issac Newton said it was one of his ten rules of botany. Why is it called a blowjob if you don't blow? 0 Quote
Say Yes to Heaven Posted May 18, 2016 Posted May 18, 2016 Because Issac Newton said it was one of his ten rules of botany. Why is it called a blowjob if you don't blow? You blow his mind Can you get pregnant by doing anal? 9 Quote
Wryta Thinkpiece Posted May 18, 2016 Author Posted May 18, 2016 Can you get pregnant by doing anal? Yes, but only if you have had hemorrhoids for longer than a week. Otherwise you just get HPV. Is it true love if he gives you crabs at least once? 0 Quote
Masochism Posted May 21, 2016 Posted May 21, 2016 Is it true love if he gives you crabs at least once? Yes cus he thinks ur a mermaid Do mermaids really exist? 0 Quote
Wryta Thinkpiece Posted May 21, 2016 Author Posted May 21, 2016 Yes cus he thinks ur a mermaid Do mermaids really exist? My neighbor told me God's made mistakes; I think she was mostly referring to me when she said that, but I am sure that the Bible mentions them as one of the animals in the Garden of Noah when Moses built the wheel and Cain parted the cornfields. Is white chocolate really chocolate? 0 Quote
Masochism Posted May 21, 2016 Posted May 21, 2016 My neighbor told me God's made mistakes; I think she was mostly referring to me when she said that, but I am sure that the Bible mentions them as one of the animals in the Garden of Noah when Moses built the wheel and Cain parted the cornfields. Is white chocolate really chocolate? Nope, they are a bunch of melted teeth with sugar Is it true that Lana Del Rey killed Lizzy Grant and stole her career? 0 Quote
HawaiianTropic Posted May 21, 2016 Posted May 21, 2016 Nope, they are a bunch of melted teeth with sugar Is it true that Lana Del Rey killed Lizzy Grant and stole her career? That would be true, but recent news has it Lizzy is back with revenge taking over Lana's career this time.... cheeky Lizzy "LIZZY GRANT IS BACK, BITCHES! GET READY TO HAVE YOUR WEAVES SNATCHED WITH LIZZY GRANT AKA LANA DEL RAY 2.0" What's the difference between a turtle and a tortoise??? 8 Quote
Lust Posted July 4, 2016 Posted July 4, 2016 They have different names Why is the earth round? 2 Quote
Masochism Posted July 4, 2016 Posted July 4, 2016 They have different names Why is the earth round? it's not round??? it's flat!!! go to school babe why is the sky blue? 0 Quote
Say Yes to Heaven Posted July 4, 2016 Posted July 4, 2016 it's not round??? it's flat!!! go to school babe why is the sky blue? Bc it reflects off the ocean Can robots feel love? 0 Quote
Lust Posted July 4, 2016 Posted July 4, 2016 Bc it reflects off the ocean Can robots feel love? No they feel hate Why do humans exist? 0 Quote
SarcasticBeauty Posted July 4, 2016 Posted July 4, 2016 No they feel hate Why do humans exist? To have sex and create more humans. If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares. Then why is there a song about it? 0 Quote
graham4anything Posted July 4, 2016 Posted July 4, 2016 because Jimmy's mother cared but people called her a nobody Why aren't guns and bullets called WMDs when they are weapons that cause widespread mass destruction? 1 Quote Lana is our modern day Edith Piaf. Totally unique. a mixture of Brian WIlson Roy Orbison, Leonard Cohen, Gram Parsons, Elton & Bernie. Born to Die/Paradise is comparable to Elton's Captain Fantastic. All the records need to be listened whole. Waiting for a box set vinyl of all 400 songs not on any lp
BeautifulAnywhere Posted July 4, 2016 Posted July 4, 2016 because Jimmy's mother cared but people called her a nobody Why aren't guns and bullets called WMDs when they are weapons that cause widespread mass destruction? Because they don't do the same amount of damage as penises do. Can you have sex without using your body parts and without moving? 0 Quote
WhiteHydrangea Posted July 4, 2016 Posted July 4, 2016 yes because my anus could still be opened why is Lana Del Rey always party shopping? 0 Quote
Lust Posted July 4, 2016 Posted July 4, 2016 Cause she's a party and girl and she's just warnin you What is 1+1? 0 Quote
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