BlueBambi

tides

A week ago I wrote a song I poured everything into and i quite like it

When was the last time you gave someone a compliment?

three of my teeth, as long as I can get dentures

Would you rather have your toe get dislocated whenever you have sex or get a nosebleed when your period starts (for dudes whenever you get an unwanted boner)

without alcohol

would you rather go without snapchat or instagram

today

what was the last time you took a drug

yesterday evening

last time you slept naked

land

yesterday

when was the last time you kissed someone and regretted it

2 weeks ago

when was the last time you ate spaghetti

when I was twelve so 5 years ago, think it was an ABBA one

when was the last time you stole something?

band

Marry Charlie

Fuck Mike

Kill Jon

Mads Mikkelsen

Mac DeMarco

Kevin Parker

what the hell, I guess my breasts since they're not that big so it'll be quick. Plus a tongue is hard to heal

would you rather weigh 35 kilo or 170

I think a year ago? Delicious I think,

what was the last time you spilled a drink?

carb

I'm wearing one at the moment

last time you ate ice-cream with sprinkles on it

my personality

marry Naomi (she's the same kind of crazy)

fuck Cupcakke

kill Ines

Melania Trump, kevin parker, gaby dunn

deal

almost a year ago don't remind me pls

last time you cried laughing?

green so I can hide in nature better

would you rather eat take out dinner which is actually diep fried vomit without knowing, or thinking your take out dinner is actually diep friend vomit when it's not

when you're forever stalking her Lizzy Grant photo's hoping something new will pop up, even that you know its wrong to literally stalk someone like that, you wonder too much about her past live and feel like a detective and she is the case.

1 more language!
 

Would you rather drink a coke bottle full of blended worms every month or have to vomit every time you eat salt or something with salt in it

wow never heard of that (not american) but that's refreshing

 

 

The title of the song echoes the idea of the Great American Novel, which a long time ago was something that authors would try to write, but now is generally used ironically as a put down about somebody who is writing a book that will never see the light of day, but who, in their own mind, is going to write "the greatest American book on American culture which could ever be written". 

songwriter, I have no idea what I'm doing both

would you rather hang out with lana for a day, but she only talks about the weather, or have a 5 minute conversation with barrie about their break up