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    This is gonna sound bad but I hate Blue Jeans. I used to love it but now I can't listen to it without having a headache.

     

    Lana's greatest love song is Yayo, imo. I love the new version more than the old one.

     

    Oh, my God, I'm so full of unpopular opinions!  :derpna:

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    wouldn't be funny if Lana was this very quite person who didn't do any of the things she sings about. And we (me included) lost time here making all those analysis....Imagine if she just met some wild people while in rehab and her songs are about those people THEIR stories. And in reallity she was just shy and weird started to drink a lot and got to rehab. That's all there is to Lana.  Imagine if she lived those stories through other people.  Would be biographical just not auto.

     

    It would be pretty funny, hahaha!

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    sarcasm?

     

    Yes, I'm sorry :(. I don't want to be rude :( I'm really sorry if it was. I mean, I would really like to believe the Illuminati are real because I love conspiracy theories and it would make life less boring, but chances are they're not. Reality is always more boring than fiction. I guess we all just want in some sense to feel paranoid about something or discover some truth that explains everything in a more fantastic way than the most obvious one.

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    Well cause she's a jealous, jealous, jealous giiiirl  :troll:

     

    She does sound pretty bitter though, but in a way I understand where it comes from (apart from the obvious). When Gaga became famous, she also started this trend of dressing as weird and loud as you can (as a pop singer) and of giving these huge, theatrical performances at awards show and whatnot. Since I don't believe any of those appealed to Lana, she probably felt like her chances got even more minimized.

     

    Oh, wow, I totally see what you mean.

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    First of all, English is not my first language so sorry about any mistakes I could have made.

    Also, I would like to warn you that my idea is very sexual so please, only read it if you are okay with it.

     

    I know Lana would never do this type of video, so consider this FANFICTION:

     

     

    LANA DEL REY - COLA
    Directed by lastofnonsense
     
    Concept: Late-1960s. The Golden Age of Porn. Lana is nothing but a bad girl who did what she had to do. Yeah, that's right, this beautiful girl is into this dirty business. Lana is a porn star who gets her director and boyfriend (Harvey) to make a lot of money. Harvey is your everyday guy, only that he enjoys to watch her girl getting fucked by old men like him. He loves to watch. That's why and how he's got into this business after all.
     
    Esthetics: The video will have a 1960s porn video atmosphere. It will also have an artistic direction like many porn movies used to have back then. The video will remind a lot of us, the fans, how Lana has always been a video star since her vintage homemade videos.
     
    PRESS PLAY, PLEASE.
     
    Lana is laying on a bed. The camera loves her. She smiles.
     
    Harvey's off screen, obviously behing the camera. He asks her:
    Ready?
     
    She answers, without hesitation:
    I was born ready.
     
    She's not only ready to her act, but also to tell her story.
     
    THE MUSIC STARTS.
     
    She starts moving seductively. She knows what she's doing.
     
    She gets closer and closer. Then she looks right to the camera and sings:
     
    MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA
     
    MY EYES ARE WIDE LIKE CHERRY PIES
     
    We see different footage of Lana kissing old guys, obviously porn actors.
     
    I GOT A TASTE FOR MEN WHO ARE OLDER
     
    IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SO IT'S NO SURPRISE
     
    We see a guy recording these scenes previously mentioned, clearly enjoying it. We see his dirty smile. It's the first time we see the guy who's behind it. Then, we see a cute moment of Lana hugging him and kissing him, and he kisses her back in her forehead, like a father would do.
     
    HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND HE'S MAKING ME CRAZY (HE COULDN'T LIVE A LIE)
     
    ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PARTY WITH HIS PRETTY BABY
     
    We keep seeing different footage of Lana kissing other old guys. Like porn pre-sex scenes. When they start making out. We see how Lana looks at them wanting love, attention and approval, while it's obviously they only want her for sex. We also see footage of Lana singing to the camera.
     
    COME ON, BABY, LET'S RIDE
     
    WE CAN SCAPE TO THE GREAT SUNSHINE
     
    I KNOW YOUR WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T MIND
     
    WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE
     
    WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE
     
    WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE
     
    (There's footage of her singing right to the camera, she's talking to your everyday porn watcher: We can scape to the great sunshine, I know your wife, she wouldn't mind)
     
    We see her moan interpolated with footage of natural things like a river or rain.
     
    COME ON, COME ON
     
    COME ON, BABY
     
    WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
     
    WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH, YEAH
     
    We see footage of her glamourous porn star life and everything the money has given to her.
     
    I FALL ASLEEP IN AN AMERICAN FLAG
     
    I WEAR MY DIAMONDS ON SKID ROW
     
    We see Lana singing right to the camera and winking.
     
    I PLEDGE ALLEGIENCE TO MY DAD FOR TEACHING ME EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
     
    We see footage of Harvey giving direction to the actors, totally enjoying it, like a behind the scenes footage. We see how his eyes are totally focused on the scenes. He takes this very seriously. We also see footage of him kissing Lana, hugging her and touching her hair, calming her.
     
    HARVEY'S IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS AND HE'S MAKING ME CRAZY (HE COULDN'T LIVE A LIE)
     
    ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS PARTY WITH HIS PRETTY BABY
     
     
    CHORUS (Same treatment that had the last one)
     
     
    We see her talking to Harvey in a very intimate way. He holds her. He wants her. She knows this lifestyle is decadent but she's loving every bit of it.
     
    DRUGS, SUCK IT UP LIKE VANILLA ICYS
     
    DON'T TREAT ME ROUGH, TREAT ME REALLY NICEYS
     
    DECORATE MY NECK, DIAMANTES ICES
     
    WHY? COME ON, COME ON
     
    We see her moan, getting to her climax, interpolated with natural things like fire or thunders. It's her cathartic moments. She liberates herself.
     
    OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH
     
    OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH
     
    OOH, OOH, YEAH
     
     
    CHORUS AND CHORUS AGAIN (Same treatment that had the last ones but we also see footage of Lana smiling triumphant and content to the camera)
     
     
    We see Lana seducting the camera, she also wants the watcher to liberate himself.
     
    COME ON, COME ON
     
    COME ON, BABY
     
    COME ON, COME ON
     
    COME ON, BABY
     
    We see Harvey behing the camera, his dirty eyes, his dirty smile, he's in ecstasy, fascinated by Lana.
     
    WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
     
    WOAH, OH, OH, OH, OH, OH
     
    Lana gets closer and closer to the camera, smiling. She sings one thing and one thing only, again and again, so we never forget it, while dancing seductively.
     
    MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA (OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, AH)
     
    MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA (OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, AH)
     
    OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH, OOH
     
    MY PUSSY TASTE LIKE PEPSI-COLA
     
    OOH, AH, YEAH
     
    Analysis: Lana, in this video, is portraying a porn star. But what's a porn star after all? A fantasy. She's the fantasy. And she knows she's the fantasy. She's what men want, this sex symbol, but deep inside what she really wants is love. She looks to the other porn actors and her director wanting love, attention and approval, but she knows they only want her for sex. She knows she's just fantasy. She knows she can't have it all... so, given she can't have at first that love she wants so much, she wants to ultimately liberate herself and she knows the way to it... She's singing right to the everyday porn watcher, she knows how she's a fantasy, she knows she's sex, so she wanna be this creature who fascinates us, she wants to liberate us from the misfortunes of our lives, she knows she can give us that, an scape, she's a fantasy, she let us scape, she wanna take us to our highest desires, to a state of euphory, she has that power, she wants us to liberate ourselves so once we are on the other side, we can finally love her forever and love all the fantasy of it and in that love, she will finally find freedom.
     
    She's taking to your everyday porn watcher, she wanna take us there:
     
    COME ON, BABY, LET'S RIDE
     
    WE CAN SCAPE TO THE GREAT SUNSHINE
     
    I KNOW YOUR WIFE, SHE WOULDN'T MIND
     
    WE MADE IT OUT TO THE OTHER SIDE
     
    Thank you so much for reading! I hope you enjoyed it. I'm just a 20 year-old guy with too much time on his hands, haha. I will be glad to receive any comments. Again, thank you so much for reading!
     
    TLDR
    Lana's a porn star.
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