13bitches

MAC is a kind, gentle top

I’d love to hear a Mertens-produced take of For K Pt. 2

In celebration, we should leak - and I cannot stress this enough - Mertens AKA

A tragity. Stream AKA to mourn and celebrate its 10th Anniversary

Inb4 “Lana doesn’t write her own songs”

RIP @@Jared

Liz Phair cover? https://youtu.be/BhRVy0qoX_Q

Not seeing it in the vinyl liner notes as a sample or writing credit. Queen of plagiarism

Stream Lolita

What was sampled in Doin Time tho? If she doesn’t fire them for ignoring a legit stalker or attacking her fans on insta i somehow doubt she’ll fire them over this

Sis should get back with Mertens and release the original incarnation of AKA

Electric chair, the house

She did give a specific date though (Jan. 4th) and it’s already New Years Eve. I’d say it’s coming

Ew imagine voting for Gerald No u

Noah fence but Joe could r*w m*

Queen of Verizon

No votes for Gerald, wig Also whomstever voted for Sticks:

Bop

iPhone camera and Windows Movie Maker

Cue the sentence mixing

Peepee poopoo

Cinnamon God ftw

I'm crying y'all omfg

God the Bartender video is just so... bad. I don't know what else to say. It's lazy, it's uninspired, it's irrelevant to the song; tragic onistaly. HIAB was a chore to sit through as well

Sis that’s literally on a chart. It’s #5