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Drive, Ride's demo.

I swear I just had a spiritual awakening when she sings the bridge.

Do you ever think I'll transform into the man God meant to make when he began?

God damn, what the fuck. My third eye just fucking popped out.

18 minutes ago, AphroditeBaby said:

I understand that she has severe trust issues and trauma regarding media and her narrative that makes her overly defensive, but it is absolutely puzzling to me how apparently no one of her friends of color in her inner circle havent sat her down and been like 'you know what you did was wrong right?' like what?

 

Because they're obviously not real friends. They're her token nonwhite friends. All my extremely close friends, and I've seen this in other multiracial friend groups, talk about race and all that shit very freely. True friendship gives an extremely comfortable amount of freedom that would be horrifyingly uncomfortable for 3rd parties unaccustomed to it who witness it. (idk how to phrase this properly) Good friends want to educate you but in a very shitposty 'i love you but you're dumb as shit' way. I can't explain it. I shitpost racial tropes with my friends all the time. Taking the piss out of life while letting your friends know backhandedly you're aware of the particular racism they face.

I think Lana is that one white friend we've all had that feigns this fake wokeness so they seem 'sensitive' and 'compassionate'  but you wouldn't trust the bitch when the revolution came. But most woke women do this, they're somehow always dating the type of person they proclaim to hate. 'I hate straight white men' but their bf is the straightest whitest man you've ever seen in your life on top of having the matching personality.

Back in 2012, did she not have any friends that were like 'Lana, you can't play dress-up with Native American clothing because you painted houses one time at a reservation.' And donating money to them doesn't change anything. White people are always paying folk to let them be racist towards them lmao. 'I'll give you thousands of dollars, let me call you the n word in my funny skit or my pretentious film.' I guess it's better than just racism huh.

(Bonus: her 'im not racist, my best friends are rappers' has the same energy as Biden's 'poor kids are just as smart as white kids' Why are they like this lol)

I love Lana's music but boy, is she unbelievably mediocre as a person. Being average is fine but she's convinced she's running with the wolves. ?

Beautiful narrative, badly shot and executed. The skater was lovely though, damn. The covid mask shit makes the video look tacky and it'll age poorly. Just have Lana be the focus so there's no masks. Less risk too, since masks don't offer guaranteed protection.

I like the song but I've heard it somewhere before, this melody. Definitely a great opener.

And I don't wanna shit on Lana's looks but why does she look so bloated? Why can no one style this woman so she looks decent? Idc if she gets work done but can she please get better work done. Whoever is doing her fillers and shit needs to refund her.

On the topic of Lana allegedly being a republican, people need to realize not everyone comes out saying they support Trump. Lana did a lot of things that would code her as a republican, it's why people began to assume she was one. Groups have always used codes to identify one another, especially now with Trump supporters acting like they're an oppressed class that must hide from all.

Dating a cop during the BLM era, dying her hair to the typical 'republican blonde' look, making those Instagram posts that conveniently mentioned primarily black women and framed her as the 'delicate white woman', an age old tactic racist white women used to differentiate them from those 'manly, animalistic black woman'. You could even argue photographing herself with a red cap was a subtle code but that's only if you wanna go all Conspiracy Theorist lol. At first, I thought she was just inarticulate but now I'm pretty sure she's republican.  But some will still argue she just conveniently did all these things that would code her as republican during this weird political era.

And she spent a lot of time being performative woke, speaking against trump and kanye and calling them narcissists while being a huge narcissist herself. It was just a performance for fans to be able use when defending her against evidence she's a republican. 'b-b-but Lana did a spell against trump and made snarky IG comments!'

But anyway, I'm just mad her music has become shit alongside everything else about her. Idc if she's shit just god damn, spare the music, PLEASE.

Also, had a huge laugh at the twitter exchange. Damn, Lana really has become the stereotypical woman who calls herself 'delicate and fragile' while looking and behaving like an absolute gremlin lmao. That meme of women who are tall and big who try to claim they're dainty china dolls or 'smol uwu'. That's Lana.

I hope she has that blonde hairstyle in the cover and wears a cute vintage dress.

Please, Lana. Just put on some cute clothes, sit in a cafe and sip coffee while miming this soft ballad. Just give us pretty visuals. I'll take a rip off Ultraviolence, that video was hella fucking cute and she looked beautiful.

I swear the whole internet is still making fun of her for being 'fragile' so girl, just be fragile. Get the babydoll dress and babypink pout and w/e.

Just anything...please...but not Chuck...anything but Chuck.......

Oh man, this is...something. Lana's obsessed with the idea and title of being a poet, not the work that goes into being one.

Like another user mentioned, it's the aesthetic she likes. It's the superficial layer of being a poet and what do you know, her poetry is very shallow thanks to this. I'm not against indulgent poetry but then you need to spend time crafting them to be enjoyable to read. Hers just read like she's bitching while trying to sound pretentious. No skill in word arrangement or harmony. I bet she has no idea what that even means lmao. I've read personal poetry that's made me very emotional and I rarely get moved by shit.

I mean, she's clearly chunkier but there's no cellulite or anything like that which usually means she has a layer of fat over hard muscle.

She must definitely lift because this isn't a normal body, she's gotta be really working out. Her body has clear definition to it. The area at her knees is damn defined.

She's cultivating mass.

Society's always gotten nasty when women have bodies that don't look fragile and dainty. Although they're nasty no matter what tbh. When she was thin and small, she was ~catering to the male gaze and starving herself~, now they say she's a fat republican bitch.

Imagine telling a woman you emotionally connected to her art and experiences and life while simultaneously calling her a fat, racist trump whore. What is wrong with America.

I like what she's written but some of it's not poetry. The 'poetry has no rules' thing gets abused by people who can't be bothered to understand all the work that goes into structure and rhyme and beats and perfect word choice and all that shit. Musings and writing aren't automatically poetry and this differentiation needs to be acknowledged.

Poetry is one of those art mediums that's become completely disrespected today, I s2g. Taylor Swift did something similar, she kept adding 'darling' on sentences and it made me wanna scream b/c it felt so out of place.

Anyway, now that I've whined and gate-kept poetry, Fuck the New York Post. Some of these writings feel...strangely...like modern film noir but from the POV of the doomed love interest. I think women like Lana, 'who belong to no one and everyone', always seem to get unhappy endings. Another beautiful actress comes to mind, one who get many affairs with many men but never married and is now old and no longer acting.

Linoleum's background track is freaky but should've been just a tad softer. Not a fan of Sportscruiser, there's only so much I can listen about some dick she wishes she still had, no offense Lana but c'mon. What happened when I left you is serving poetry. I love poetry that shines when you read it aloud, you can hear the rhyme within the spoken words.

Still going through the album but it reminds me of that guy that parodied Lana.

It's literally the same thing.

Ngl, I'd kill for a book of monologues by BTD!Lana. Straight up kill a man.

you can say some specific comment is vapid or ignorant (and I totally agree in this case) but if you think SHE is just vapid and ignorant why r u a fan? 

Damn, I just popped in to say her recent IG post was surprising and I'm glad she's speaking out and saw this. To answer this, her personality doesn't negate her incredible talent for music. I can separate the artist and the art and I'll never not acknowledge her talent. She is talented and deserves praise for that no matter what. She can say the dumbest shit and I'll always compliment her music. So I use this forum to check for leaks and more photos of her glory days because she was god damn beautiful then. (2012-2017)

Because I love her for her creations, I'll always be her fan. When you're good, you're good and Lana is good.

Back to her latest post, I know how scared she is of critique so this was big on her. Cancel culture is gonna find a way to shit on her but they can say whatever. She'll still have more talent than most of them put together. If I was a celeb, I wouldn't even use social media because today, your fans are more jealous and hateful towards you than appreciative. It's a weird time to be famous.

Hate to say it, but she's probably the most authentic person around. I've shat on her 'lack of authenticity' a lot but compared to everyone else in the industry, she's pretty real lmao

Wow she really keeps digging her mom's grave. Writing a whole essay about the women in her life, but not once mentioning your own mother. That relation is wrecked beyond repair, damn.

 

Regardless, I feel for her in this, she clearly is aching to be a mother but somehow this hasn't happened to her. 

 

Why does this sound like a boomer wrote it

and what happened to ~my mother said I have a chameleon soul~. I bet her mom actually told her nothing of this sort and was done with Lana's shit early on. Lana's always pretended people have found her more interesting than she actually is. I know once people started reading her interviews and shit, they realize how vapid and ignorant she really is.

She was better off keeping quiet and sticking to the ~so mysterious~ bullshit her managers demanded every media outlet spread so we wouldn't know she's as basic as every other girl out there, she just happens to be talented at music.

Beautiful women can wear the plainest clothes and look incredible.

See: Summertime Sadness Lana.

It's a cute outfit but it's Lana that makes it. Lana's closet on IG really proves my point bc most of Lana's clothes are fuck ugly when away from her.

I remember seeing a video reposted on instagram where either Lana was kissing chucks neck or vice versa and everyone in the comment section was flipping out. they were drunk tho...hehe

 

Found it

 

2:10

 

Lana's the type to say yes to her bf's request for a threesome with her sister. She reeks of that desperation. You can tell in her interviews as well. No shade to her but she really needs to get herself together so she stops attracting losers. Getting flashbacks to her G-zy or w/e his name fling. God, what the fuck does she date and why.

Money really can't buy class or self-respect.

Yes, Chuck has a girlfriend.

 

Getting flashbacks to when she made out with Lana, her sister, for some photography project.

Lana really wanted to live the authentic white-trash-fucking-your-sister dream out huh.

time to date Jack

Foxella says she's fucking Jack b/c he's one of those producers.

Digressing but http://www.foxella.com/the-songs-delivered-are-not-that-great/

Always wondered how legit this site is. Says she cancelled her tours b/c of poor sales.

Anyway, Lana mirrors her partners so she really needs to pick'em better, for her own sake.

She looks beautiful here, finally looking more like herself.

She looks like she did on 2014 when she went to the beach with James Franco!

 

 

henny, fillers dissolve in 6-12 months so the fillers she got in 2017 is already gone. She gets it done routinely, you'll see her cheeks deflate then gets bloated again. I wish she would stop honestly. I don't think she needs it at all. It also looks weird now if you can see she gets fillers between her brows to get rid of the bump on her nose bridge but with her fillers over the years it looks like it created the weird Y shape.. 

 

 

 it looks especially weird in this angle

They don't.

The comments have interesting stories of women whose faces were messed up by migrating filler.

I'm pretty sure this happened to Lana, it explains why her face looks so fucked up. She should dissolve everything and start over because her fillers definitely migrated. The doctor also mentions getting weird 'translucent' skin and that's Lana as well.

He must make Lana feels pretty comfortable since she doesn't even get dressed up for dates. Usually women at least doll themselves up for dates because it's expected. Kinda iconic tbh. I can stan this.

I've always wanted to see Lana do Daddy Issues but watching it is just awkward. She barely sings and flops about awkwardly next to Jesse. Not what I'd hoped for. :/

At this stage, the Win kid seems to provide emotional support for Lana. I know everyone thinks he's creepy but Lana obviously likes him and him being there makes her feel comfortable. If you have issues with stage fright, someone who adores you THAT much being in the audience can make you feel at ease.

It's not just an American thing to have shitty police but the backlash cops get now definitely seems more performative. People were silent for too long on the sick shit cops did until it became trendy to hate cops. It's always been Russian Roulette when you call 911 and nobody wanted to hear shit from those who got shot playing until it was Woke to. And bad cops aren't always white, a dirty cop is a dirty cop.

I've had absolutely shitty experiences with the police but met enough people who managed to get help from them to go 'I guess some are alright.'

but I wouldn't go fucking dating one, christ. This guy is obviously not a good cop, good ones don't exploit their profession for fame. Lana just keeps proving she's a huge dumbass. Every interview reveals a new level of dumb.

Like...he gets it, he's, like, a good cop. He, like, gets it. Gets what, Lana. What does he get. What.

Absolutely Loved the review, made me learn things about her album I never knew, like the White Tennis Shoes reference. I'm looking at the song differently now.

Is it "Entelechy at its finest' because she's saying to fuck potential and just fuck off from everything? Or is it about acknowledging her and her lover will never have a big impact on the world and accepting that fact?

 

K: Another thing I saw today when I was looking stuff up that I remembered from a few years ago and then I hadn't heard anything about it, James Franco was working on a book about you or something. You remember that?

 

L: Yes, I do.

 

K: Is this weird? Am I bringing up something weird?

 

L: Well… (sigh)

 

K: I thought you guys were tight.

 

L: Yeah, well, okay, so I thought it was cool that, like, you know, someone I really liked was writing a book about me, question mark, you know? But then I had read an excerpt of it.

 

K: Oh and it wasn’t as…

 

L: Well, I believe I want to say the title was like ‘Real and Imagined Conversations with Lana’

 

K: That's right.

 

L: So having read it, we hadn't really spoken all that much yet.

 

K: These were fake conversations.

 

L: Essentially, yeah. And so I wasn't thrilled with the presentation.

 

K: Gotcha.

 

L: It was definitely a projection.

 

K: Okay.

 

L: So I had said to him, you know, maybe you should just write ‘Fake Conversations with Lana Del Rey.’

 

K: Sorry if I brought up something weird, but I was just so curious ‘cause I hadn’t heard anything about it in awhile.

 

L: No! I'm just, I'm thinking about how that conversation ended now on the phone, ‘cause I was like, I read, he had sent it to me and I was like, ‘Wait a minute. I don't think we talked about that’, and he was like, ‘Well, I think we did’, and I was like ‘I'm pretty sure we didn’t. Where’s the recording?’

 

K: (laughs) I remember this, James Franco.

 

 

L: Uh, yeah, but if it ever comes out, I mean, I will help people decipher what was really said.

 

K: Okay, okay.

 

L: It was just kind of like, interesting twist. I had thought that if it was going to be, I think at the time we were talking about like a more collaborative poetry book or something or a like book of short tales.

 

K: Yeah, and then he took it in different direction.

 

L: And then it was like a weird story about me being like a freak (laughs) So, yeah.

OMG! It feels SO good to finally know why that book was shelved. One of Lana's many mysteries gets solved. 

On the same note: I always felt like James was kinda weird with Lana. Anyone remember the photo of him dressed as her at the beach? 

 

I gotta see this pic, omg. He's always been a real freak, and not the good kind.

Doin' time was so good. They finally gave her a budget for music videos.

When huge Lana steps out, with all her fame and glory and gets revenge for Lizzy. The symbolism. The legs. The poise and grace.

She's back.

I swear all celebs dress like trash in their every day life. I guess when you're actually rich, you don't need to dress to look like you're rich lmao

sounds like a lana song in the sense that she has very airy and breathy vocals. its the tempo of a lana song and its lyrics are composed like lana writes her lyrics

 

lana could literally sing the song and no one would know taylor swift wrote it

No, it's definitely a Taylor song, particularly the lyrics. Lots of fans have even pointed out how they connect to her past songs. She reuses concepts but not actual lyrics like Lana does. Lana uses the same damn lines over and over until it's no longer a theme but rather just her being lazy.

Idk why people seem to think Lana invented some of the most common creative shit around lmao. Like anything retro reminds people of Lana because I guess she invented the past. Slow songs? Lana invented it, no one knew how to slow down a song until she came along. Talking about your bf? Such Lana vibes, romance never existed until now. Thanks Lana. (And her Style video apparently copied from Lana's Summertime Sadness, as if photos/videos with a projected image over a girl wasn't all over fucking tumblr just a few years prior lmao. Damn, people are uncultured.)

Lover is a very cute song. But what really gets me about this era is the visuals, e.g the album cover. It has such a sweet, lovely and peaceful vibe. I'm dying to hear 'Daylight'.

I thought Woke Americans say they live in a racist culture and that racism is so insidiously normalized that people don't always realize when they're being racist and everyone has to make an effort to 'unlearn' it all. (and by everyone, they mean everyone else besides themselves because they were literally born immune to it and you're all dirty sinners) And if anyone is gonna be Subconsciously Racist, you bet it's the pretty rich white girl who grew up ignorant of social issues lmao. All your favorites are probluhmahtic, you're gonna have to burn all your shit.

ANYWAY, the song is boring. Why couldn't Cinnamon Girl have dropped. Bring on the bops. Bops unite us all.

I just saw she's donating the proceeds, thank god. Guess I'll eat my words, gladly. From 'I wish artists wouldn't do this' to 'wow more artists need to do this' lmao

Okay...I stan. RELUCTANTLY, but I stan.