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that situation is giving

is this the vibe

The lettering looks like a Photoshop replica of the exact lettering that was drawn on the sucker in the official album cover, so I think this was more just a promo/placeholder thing really; kinda like how initial pre-orders for Gaga's Chromatica album used a placeholder graphic of the sine wave without Gaga

when and why would this ever actually be the cover; I think it was just always a placeholder

I think they had plans to sabotage a Dua Lipa festival performance but I don't have the details

had a dream last night that Charli XCX was a menace with her sidekick Rita Ora. They enjoyed driving around in such vehicles as a pink/blue car advertising the release of Break the Rules + an ice cream truck with obnoxious SUCKER decals, while terrorizing the nation. I was investigating the case at a local police station when I faintly heard the beats of 'Sucker' coming from the direction of a mail delivery man, before his head Explode-d with colorful confetti in front of the whole crew while in disguise, I infiltrated her gang and helped to create a diversion so she could steal a collection of yellow buckets from a warehouse; what were the buckets for? time will tell...

Not to mention the fact that someone like Doja Cat has an alibi of being tied in an unfortunate contract & having credits stolen, whereas Kim Petras is known to have chosen working with Dr. Luke after #FreeKesha was already a thing, he produces 98% of her music, she's inferred that she doesn't believe Kesha, and she re-frames the criticism as bigoted hate anytime she's confronted head-on

she was so crazy for the 1 minute outro of How Can I Not Know What I Need Right Now, how did that song fail to make the standard album

not to mention the entirety of Hot Girl, Lucy Liu, Green Money in a Briefcase, Party 4 U, etc. but yeah "I don't wanna go to school, I just wanna break the rules" is gonna destroy the world, sure

Break the Rules being Charli's bottom 1 track on Sucker is proof she's off her rocker

OY LETS PLAY THE BEAT FOR YA CHORLY AIQWHEUIFIWUFIUIURFHISERF

tbf designing random remix artwork.......... vs designing the Neon Nature Tour's posters and backdrops, becoming an integral part of the tour's visual identity they're not totally comparable

The weakest trax on SUCKER are Die Tonight, Caught in the Middle and Red Balloon The first two are clear filler, they feel a bit sloppy/generic compared to other tracks, and they lack personality/energy. Red Balloon is whatever—it feels a bit demo-y and not like it necessarily belongs on an album like SUCKER. There were other, far better options for the tracklist i.e. Save You, Bel Air, Not In Love, Japan, I Wanna Be Like You, Light It Up, etc.

can she please be forreal

how can you just lie with your whole chest like that

the fact moon cycle will get both a music video and a spot in the film but sirens probably won't

sometimes I randomly remember the existence of Bella Thorne & her axed album with the 2 random 2010 Charli songs on it she/Hollywood Records were right for releasing Boyfriend Material on the condensed EP, but they were also on crack for excluding the timeless banger X-Ray Spex and making a garbage song ("Jersey") the title track

Rina should delete that Love It If We Made It cover in retrospect

I'll say Body of My Own for now, but title track and Famous are definitely up there

My Charli ranking, according to (partially outdated) track rating maths H&E and SU are according to basic star ratings & assumptions cuz I don't have them saved for some reason SUCKER (90%) True Romance (89%) XCX (89%) Heartbreaks & Earthquakes (estimate) Number 1 Angel (81%) CRASH (75%) Charli (70%) Vroom Vroom (62%) Super Ultra (estimate) Pop 2 (53%) 14 (51%) how i'm feeling now (47%) album in a day (43%)

nah nah nah, I don't wanna see her continuing that series, the trilogy was closed out with Charli even though she renamed it The idea of her making a new "something 3" record is almost nails on a chalkboard for me; the same kind of awful vibe as when Allie X said Cape God was CollXtion III, even though, by her own definitions, it isn't a CollXtion and it's a sister album to Super Sunset

I just saw the thing about her saying she's gonna do both a visual album AND a film for portals 1st of all, where the hell is that budget coming from, Atlantic are out of their minds 2nd of all, what exactly is the point of that Like yeah, it prevents another Recess situation, but is 2 visuals for each track that necessary

queen of not being allowed to release music without a hundred leaks

Marina Diamond was a banger stage name that she had briefly pre-fame; I think nowadays people would've been annoying about it because of H*nnah Diamond existing tho