movebaby

ooh well on the topic of this thread, my favorite is old money hands down. i have sort of a pantheon of my absolute favorites, ruled over by the holy trinity of old money, cruel world, and bel air, but old money absolutely sits squarely at the top...i'm a triple cancer for heaven's sake, nostalgic crying is my middle name

if i truly didn't like/care about lana and her music i wouldn't put half the time i do into bitching and moaning about her on this site

i love love love this idea! i'd totally be down to help out however

i'd buy 100000 copies of your poetry book before i'd buy elizabeth's

if this isn't the title of a track on nfr i'm out

i, too, like to build up to the imminent release of my long awaited projects by removing any trace of hype or anticipation possible

all of this feels like a parody of itself, right down to the name cha cha matcha

and her insta saddie friends are mentoring her on how to create an instagram baby lifestyle brand to capitalize off it, and the hillsong visits are to establish a sense of community before her baby is baptized into the fold of Hillsong Jesus

clearly second guessing my first impressions never ends well

disappointed but not surprised

ok well on the topic of fake/non-fake storytelling, here are some stories and personas i would like lana to address on the upcoming album: - being a contestant on the bachelor - seducing the guy at the cvs counter as a minor in order to get him to sell her bronkaid without an id to supply her meth den - the woes of being a starbucks barista and how a mocha caramel frappucino is a metaphor for god and love and metaphysics - being hopelessly in love with a tik tok star - getting wine drunk at a pta meeting

music to watch boys to

bel air is a better song than anything on btd

i kinda get what you mean (although i am a flaming HTD sympathizer and think it has the potential to be one of the best songs on the album, so i might be biased). i'm not bothered by that specific phrase, but i'm definitely someone who finds certain wording/phrasing offputting or awkward like that, so i get where you're coming from. honestly, even without the beer lines, HTD feels like the big sister of Video Games in a way; the casual situational details against strong emotion.

...open up a beer? and you say get over here?? and play a video game???

omfg yes!! SO much this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS02GeKuWQ4

same same wow that writer has a decidedly limited vocabulary if they genuinely felt the need to resort to the word decidedly more than once in a 2 paragraph review lmao

i have this shit on loop and i’m feeling like the ultimate bad bitch. rip my last.fm

i want a last minute 14th track to be added and i want it to be called doin’ time

damn straight!! from your lips to the gods' ears

lmao i replied to a tweet about signing that dumpster fire of an abortion bill (i don't mean to turn this thread into political discourse, but that was the context lol) saying something along the lines of "from the bottom of my heart, fuck off and die" apparently that is a cardinal sin? as if a 75 year old politician will ever read their social media

this is the worst timing for me goddamnit, i wanna see this new layout but i just got suspended on twitter for "verbally abusing" the governor of alabama

probably the first ranking i'm not offended by

long beach, california

if you're not literally physically turned on by the "evil" part, you're missing out