shadedfeelings

can't wait to hear a song "Salvatore" on Honeymoon

"Salvatore you can def be my baby blue..."

Derp, can't believe I forgot Mizrahi   He's one of the big ones.

 

So here are confirmed (ex) boyfriends:

 

Steven Mertens

Arthur Lynn

Mike Mizrahi

James Barrie O Neill

Francesco (the italian photographer, I forgot how to spell his last name sooo)

 

Rumored ex-boyfriends:

 

Reeve Carney

Bradley Soileau (sp?)

Van Wilson? (I read something in Lanalysis once so don't take my word for it)

 

Do these even exist? mystery nameless ex-boyfriends

 

K

Millionaire electronics gambling guy

Record executive for seven/eight years

 

Jossed (deconfirmed) - never boyfriends (but maaaaybe relevant?)

 

Jimmy Gnecco (Lanalysis weeps at this loss)

Mr. Campbell (it was all fantasy on Lana's side. let's hope. but he is basically mentioned in her songs so)

Chris C (really unimportant but for completeness's sake I felt like putting him here)

you should add Ben Mawson who she lived with for several years in London.

Has this been posted before? 

 

Spacecamp: You know that girl Lana Del Ray? She has about 6,455,290,001 hits on Youtube with her song "Video Games." Well, we were her back up band once cuz her and Steven used to make-out sometimes, for like a year. Well, turns out it wasn't him, it wasn't him, it wasn't all for him cuz she wanted to make-out with someone else one week. I mean look at her. If you had those lips you would want to press them up against a lot of stuff. I would too. So one day Steven comes to practice and tells us he's a bit down cuz he's wondering where she and her mouth had gone off to the night before. I told him he didn't want to know. He agreed and we all started laughing and jamming and we wrote that African influenced song Alibi about Lana and Steven. They're friends now and laugh and joke about where their lips have been.

JK, it's about our friend Lizzy who is a friend of Carly's. She's been looking for an apartment for about three years and her parents are starting to get worried. So we wrote a song for her parents.

Tom Petty - Oh my, my oh hell yes, honey put on that party dress ("Mary Jane's Last Dance")

"Honey, put on that party dress" - "American"

Marilyn Monroe - Diamonds are a girl's best friends (Diamonds are my bestest friends - "The Body Electric")

Guns N' Roses - Sweet child of mine ("Bel Air")

Samuel Johnson: "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man."

"Man who makes a beast out of himself got nothing to lose" - Tired of Singing The Blues

Gilbert Ryle: The ghost in the machine (She's Not Me)

Chet Baker "Let's Get Lost"  Documentary - West Coast Video

What the fuck guys? The love of her life!!!! The record exec .. is this Van? Oh my--- if my boyfriend ever called some other woman 'the love of his life' I'd die lol

 

The feminist/Tesla quote was dumb but this is good.. I like what she says about hardcore luv too 8) “My idea of a true feminist is a woman who feels free enough to do whatever she wants.”

 

She seems so sad though. Those Money, Power, Glory lyrics sound rly good

I must sound crazy, but could it be... Jimmy Iovine?.. I mean.. He's Jewish ("Record executive I need you" / ''You’re my king Jewish maven''...) and.. His name is JIMMY...

Unreleased: Get Drunk, Hollywood, Velver Crowbar, Noir, Angels Forever, Disco

AKA: Kill Kill, Raise Me Up, Gramma

BTD: Carmen, Blue Jeans

Paradise: Body Electric, Gods and Monsters

Ultraviolence: Ultraviolence, West Coast

Covers: Goodbye Kiss, Chelsea Hotel No. 2