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A musical omg I'm shaking and crying

I'm on a UV kick rn so this is super easy for me, and apt as fuck Cruel World: 10 Ultraviolence: 8.5 Shades Of Cool: 10 Brooklyn Baby: 7.5 West Coast: 11 Sad Girl: 7 Pretty When You Cry: 8 Money Power Glory: 7 Fucked My Way Up To The Top: 6.5 Old Money: 9 The Other Woman: 6.5 Black Beauty: 8 Guns And Roses: 5 Florida Kilos: 2 (I literally hate this song, it's juvenile and cocaine is the worst but the chorus sticks in my head so I'll throw her a bone) Is This Happiness: 8.5 Flipside: 7

LOL omg I'm so dumb, I knew it was refillable, I just assumed it was filled already, rofl my life

Pro tip: The lighter doesn't work. But I've gotten lighters from the same company ("TouchLite" or something similar, I tossed the box) and they never work. But it's a qt piece of metal I wonder if these new necklaces are made differently than the older ones... mine is from at least 2 years ago and even though the chain is cheap af I haven't had any problems with it. I'm very mindful of it getting tugged or snagged though, but I don't baby it by any means. I'm sorry to hear about some of your experiences!

Here's White Mustang babes

I was in the Loge so I had a great view of the stage and was right by one of the big-ass screens so I got great close-up pics (from the screen) and videos of a couple songs in their entirety (White Mustang, Ultraviolence, and Video Games), though they sometimes switch back and forth from me moving the camera from the screen to the stage. If that doesn't annoy you guys I'll put them up on YT and link here. And I'll start working on putting my photos in an accessible online album to share with you lovelies.

Video Games was right after Ride. Then it was Yayo. IIRC if you just switch Yayo and Video Games you got it!

I died tonight. I have ascended to a plane in which burdens have been shed, and light has filled the crack in my soul. My Queen mother. I want to cry, scream, laugh, be a better person, and it's all because of her. I have exploded.

check this twitter post babe https://twitter.com/lanadelreyarg/status/949457811016241152

For those dedicated babes lining up, stay warm! I'm so excited, this will be my first time seeing Lana!!

She credited Nino Rota

Windbreaker and Racer Jacket are both shit quality, the pricing is definitely higher due to the embroidery rather than the material of the jackets. I use toilet paper that is thicker than the racer jacket. But I love it, it's beautiful to me and I had to get it for the discography patches. The patches themselves are kind of weird, like the Born To Die picture fills the entire "shield" shape of the patch, but the Paradise one is completely square, with the bottom part of the "shield" shape filled with gold color. And the Paradise pic has the Parental Advisory thing visible on it rofl I just spent 30 mins trying to take and upload a pic and nothing is working (file too big, website too sketchy, incompatible format, wrong phase of the moon) , so I'm sorry but you'll have to take my word for it if someone else hasn't already posted pics of the patch detail I'm talking about

@me when she releases something that's half as good as Miss Amor, J.F.K., and Heavy Metal & Reflective aka don't @me

Welp I guess Saturday (my first ever show) ain't happening.

If homegirl really does have the flu, my show this Saturday (was going to be my first) is for sure canceled. trying to find the power in me to be faithful/ I'm a beautiful person with a beautiful problem/ nothing gold can stay, etc.

Wait I didn't realize it could get so far as for them to remove it from future physical pressings of the record. Oh haaaaaaaale no. NOT ON MY WATCH

OK so I like Radiohead, but I am so fucking pissed about this I am seeing red. I've studied music theory (it's been a long time though) and this 100% writing credit shit is just preposterous. I'm attempting to analyze the sheet music for both but unfortunately there's none for Get Free yet so I'm breaking down the chords and am going to try to make my own sheet music for it, maybe try to transpose it. They're in different keys (Creep is G Major, Get Free is B flat), and while some notes are similar, it ain't 100 fucking percent. The rhythm of the vocal line melodies is also discrepant. TL;DR Radiohead can fuck off

I'm seeing her live for the first time in one week and I'm shitting myself. I'm also gonna be stone cold sober (my unfortunate choice, recovering alcoholic here who just gave up weed January 1st) so idk how I'm gonna deal with the scream-singing fans but I will stay positive and keep focused on the mother goddess.

windbreaker zipper is plastic, track jacket zipper is metal. for those zipper snobs like me

COKE IS TRASH AND DUMB TO SNORT

I mean just let them be excited about it, what difference does it really make to your life

Have to get back into the good sis... I'm so scared because I'm seeing her live for the first time in January and a few days ago I watched a performance of one of her Terminal 5 shows last month and it was... not good. Like, way worse than I was expecting. I have high standards for live performances and this is why I haven't seen her yet. I'm worried seeing her live will make me like her less.

meh, I'm still committed to buying 2 track jackets, one for my current sad body and the other for my former hot body that I have the delusion of reaching again...

And literally the first thing I see whenever she tweets is "add an LA date!" Stupid cunts

If the pop-ups mysteriously have the box set in stock I will cut someone