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like, no offence, but it’s definitely not signed by her. she’s done signings before where she is constantly signing hundreds of things and they just never come out that busted. they don’t even remotely look like the same handwriting. some of them are definitely authentic but the rest are probably just autopenned or by someone else. her signatures only started looking like that when she started putting signed things up for sale, which in itself is suss. i wouldn’t even consider something off of her web store to be officially signed by her, it’s just too unlike her actual handwriting edit: also consider the fact that when she signs things, it’s not always in the same environments. if she signs something on a table for someone it still looks like her signature. if she signs it at a concert barricade in two seconds with no support under what she’s signing it still always looks like her signature. these never look like her signature unfortunately. certain things like spacing just don’t change that severely between signatures. also, the fact all of these bad signatures are identical suggests it’s an autopen.

at st. luke’s! what a great venue, might have to go just to check it out. i saw them in glasgow when they opened for lana eight years ago, and i’ve seen barrie live solo since and he’s really captivating. he has a fantastic voice.

as rock candy is a scottish delicacy i will presume this is her scotland era and she has finally decided to move here to have her introspective rey of light era. i will not be receiving critique on this theory at this time.

i think the ordered to the store what they wanted for the event and online was just the amount that was ordered was produced. i’m sure they probably sold through whatever they made for the event. nothing on the site ever sold out, items couldn’t be returned and if anything was lost that was it. it also took forever to be sent out, probably because they were manufacturing them before shipping. a lot of that is my presumptions but i’ve definitely noted the items they dropped later are far less common, which adds to my theory.

im 100% sure the stock was made to order, not specific amounts. nothing ever sold out, other than the chapstick.

pls i’m really hoping bc why else would they have gone to the extent of modelling the surf shop into the village. also they said that more sections of the website would be unlocked weekly so i guess that will at some point? EEEEEEEEEEE

i think ldrvillage has an instagram but it has less followers than lanaboards so i don’t think it’s gotten around

i’m so glad they brought back the surf shop merch like you guys just don’t understand i’m so emotional and i’m going to die

i’m crying

no, he’s currently just posting retrospectives of his whole career. he recently posted a lot of madonna and marina and is just going over little stories for each song he’s worked on. it’s not specific to lana so i doubt it unfortunately.

how many pages can we get this thread to

THE REVENGE OF LANA DEL REY

how did more stuff just arrive ??

i hate her

yes! i got like 12 shipping notifications last night and half of them haven't arrives, and half of the stuff that has arrives in different packages even if they were the same order. super weird but i wouldn't worry just yet!

same happened to me! idk why but on top of the fact i had several separate orders they split the packages EVEN MORE. i got the 2 cassette bundles with signed art cards in one order and they shipped it in four different packages two cassettes in one envelope, two cassettes in another, two cassettes in another and two art cards in another. so don't worry, i think that's just the logistic solution her store seems to have come up with

no fucking way did my violet merch just turn up on cocc day and they forgot the fucking forgotten vibes box i'm going to scream a place up the road from me! it was pick-up only tho, so we were quite lucky there.

100% undoubtedly fake lmaoooo, its so bad but it looks like the same person has been signing them each era: its just not lana

the post man was like you guys must have ordered the entire internet ??? the posters are GORGEOUS quality! still more stuff to come ??

i'm hoping so but i didn't want to say and jump the gun

yes but it went to my junk both times i ordered!

decided to do a cute wee list of easter eggs! just bc you can't see a lot on mobile and maybe there's some things people didn't notice a lyric bible, violet bent backwards over the grass, paradise music books (all previously released) and an unknown book cover can be seen in the window in the bookstore:

apparently different people are struggling depending on the country? i've seen tweets where people don't even think the store is shipping to new york