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  1. 1 minute ago, Lustformoney said:

    So the suprise is a perfume line at the end of October but lana doesn’t want to release singles after the perfume line cuz it’s insensitive:whoopi: and if trump wins then she won’t release the singles but also her team will make her release singles

    The logic left this thread at around page 5 I believe


  2. 1 minute ago, grandpas glass said:

    N*****u R***e = Nouveau Riche

     

    there could be some French song titles because of Southern Gothic 

    Y'all are really and I mean REALLY stretching / reaching with this  "southern gothic".

    I know that there is a large french speaking population in Louisiana but still can we stop assigning "southern gothic" to everything?

    Thank you


  3. Quiet now children.

    Repeat after me: there are no magical saviours / new insiders / people close to Lana IRL on lanaboards.com and if they did exists they would most likely keep a low profile instead of advertising themselves

    The fact that there are so many people who think that a random person got to listen to some tracks from an upcoming new album from one of the most popular artists in the world, and that they in their extreme selflessness will answer all of our questions before disappearing forever proves that psychiatrical help needs to be free

     


  4. 43 minutes ago, dexter said:

    They probably just made it up but I could see Lana thinking this, the chemtrails release was plagued with questions around her political beliefs and she probably doesn’t want that again

     

    https://pitchfork.com/reviews/albums/lana-del-rey-chemtrails-over-the-country-club/
    this is an example, in the review they hardly even talk about the music

    Pitchfork reviewer explaining that Lana taking a shit at 9:11 in the morning is a reference to 9/11 attacks, war on terror, Bush presidency, and decline of neo-liberalism

    P.S: I don't think I have ever seen someone do so much mental gymnastics as Mina Tavakoli did in her "review" of COCC


  5. 1 hour ago, JinnWithin said:

    Hello people of LanaBoards,

     

    I’ve known about this website for a while but this is my first time posting something. Days ago I had the privilege of my life to hear a few songs from Lasso. I sadly can not reveal by which means I got to hear these songs, but I can confirm that the 3 songs I heard sound amazing. 

     

    I can also confirm from my sources that the US Election will have a major impact on when Lana releases some new material. I’ve been told that she’s not really keen on releasing an Americana themed album if Trump wins in November and that she would rather release it in time for summer, however we can not confirm that. 


    I got to hear 3 songs from the album, including the intro song she played at her birthday show (that was rumored to be titled “The Mirror”) For the sake of respect I will not reveal the full titles. 

     

    N*****u R***e
        ⁃    It got that country ballad chours like in Country Roads. She mentions the Grammys in here.

     

    L********e
        ⁃    I don’t like comparing songs but this song has that sexy vibe similar to Cherry, Freak, Fishtail. Doesn’t fit the country theme imo. 
     

    T*** C*** ** * M*****e
        ⁃    This is that “The Mirror” song. The version preformed at her show must have been a remixed/extended version bc the ”Past present future I see in you” is more like a post-chours/bridge sung once and the actual chours is very grand. This will be the fan fav I can tell.

     

    Write down your questions and I will do my best to answer them tomorrow. I will be online this week on Tuesday (11 AM ET) and Wednesday (11 AM ET) and after that I will be gone forever.

     

    Jinn 

    If this ends up not being a hoax I will shart


  6. 1 hour ago, honeymoon is alive said:

    The performance comes as hype and anticipation around Del Rey’s upcoming album continues to build. According to an announcement earlier this year, it’s set to be titled Lasso and will reportedly feature a country sound. The star gives us a teaser: “All my albums are somewhat rooted in Americana, unless it’s an album like Honeymoon which has a jazz flair, so I don’t think it will be a heavy departure,” she says. “If anything, it will just be a little lighter lyrically, and more pointed in a classic country, American, or Southern Gothic production—which again, so many of my songs already are.”

    We simply cannot wait. But good news for diehard fans: Before the record drops, Del Rey promises there will be more singles on the way. You can expect a follow-up to her latest, “Tough” with Quavo, very soon. In Del Rey’s own words: “We have two more coming out by the end of the year!”

     

     

    https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/lana-del-rey-rock-en-seine-2024-chanel?fbclid=PAZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAabpromS4f4MJu5pcyzO9tX9NwFshfwggZv8xjccoYVEeT8ob_b5y_T4kDY_aem_0Yq7aCJJTHViI5S0v0_lTA

     

     

     

     

    Hold on let me quote myself:

    On 8/14/2024 at 8:27 AM, Nectar said:

    Little birdie has told me that something big will happen soon

    (trust me)


  7. I have figured it out!

    L+A+S+S+O -> 12+1+19+19+15 = 66 /  5 (number of letters in LASSO) = 13.2

    So Lasso will be released on 13th of February 2025

    Spoiler

    For other albums:

    • OB: Ocean Blvd -> 15+3+5+1+14+2+12+22+4 = 78 / 9 (combined letters of the shortened name) = 8.66 / 2 (two words used) = 4.33 = 4 * 3 = 12th week of the 2023 a.k.a the week in which OB was released
    • UV: 21+12+20+18+1+22+9+15+12+5+14+3+5 = 157 / 13 (num. of letters in the name) = 12 * 2 (two for Is this happiness & flipside) = 24 = 24th week of 2014 a.k.a when UV was released

    sometimes my genius...

     


  8. 1 minute ago, The Grants said:

    if she doesn’t drop this by the end of september i suggest closing this thread permanently!

    tbh we should prob close the thread until we don't receive some confirmation that Lasso will in fact happen.

    But on the other hand it is fun seeing everyone delude themselves that Lasso will in fact be released in September / October / November / December / September 2025 / etc / etc

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