Stoned Mary in the Garden

Im watching the Oscar’s with my friend who isn’t a big Lana fan but I shove every Lana related thing down her throat. In the speeches literally like 4 people have said a variation of the phrase “stand on the shoulders of __” and my friend looked at me and said “Lana’s influence is wild”

Imagine the surprise is a performance of Lana singing Betty boop boop on bbc

I hate you lmaoooo

This is such a weird parasocial relationship thing for me to say but I would literally be so happy if that was the case lol

I just choked on my drink lmaooo

Sometimes we all sound like a baby that needs a nap or something. We are grumpy babies who need to be fed Gaga googoo give me the album bitch Anyways. I had a dream that when the grants came out it was a deluxe version with Charlie rapping a verse lmao

You’re not missing much I promise it’ll be much better to just hear everything at once. Snippets make hearing the songs so much less fun

That’s something I’ve always wanted her to do I would freak outtt

Girl Lana would hate you

I’m laughing so hard please what is wrong with her

I think it was Clair de lune

Wtf is wrong with you …

What do you all consider to be a cohesive record? My idea of a perfect record is King for a day, fool for a lifetime by faith no more. The songs all sound different but they tie together lyrically and melodically while still being totally different. I think tuob will be that way too. It’ll tie together even if every song has a unique vibe.

You know the addy.

I love you for trying though

That’s exactly what’s happening to my brain tonight

I’m getting butterflies like something is about to happen… is it intuition or intoxication? We shall see.