Neon Hitch

[Chalamet Eyes 2,100]

Sis isn't pregnant, she's just eating good after stealing the life savings of her ten remaining fans. 

[Lonely Planet 1,644]

I feel like she only went and got pregnant so her boyfriend doesn’t kick her ass out. It looks like they have a place together. It’s probably the most secure arrangement she’s had in years since she was telling me that she was evicted from her last place in Miami and she hasn’t paid taxes in America for a while. 
 

 

[radiant 858]

welp guys, I guess we have 2 more unreleased albums to add to the list

 

she posted the following on her IG story:

 

 

 

 

[lovemooch 519]

I screamed when i saw those cds, the derek one has to be from 2007 and the bubble based from 2006, both have songs produced by cameron mcvey and ben ash

[Chalamet Eyes 2,100]

I guess the fifteen track CD is the most likely the album she was working on while signed to The Beats.

[Beauty King 1,708]

I guess it's worth transcribing those tracklists, just in case those screenshots ever stop being hosted:

 

"Neon Valentino" album

1. Dry Your Eyes [rendered as "Dry Ur Eyes"]
2. Addicted
3. Original Rude Girl
4. So Simple
5. Find Your Luck [rendered as "Find Ur Luck"]
6. Craving
7. Slow the Fuck Down
8. Derek
9. Don't Know [rendered as "Don't Kno"]
10. Hoping

11. Move Forward
12. My (???) [Maybe "Garden"?]
13. Sugar Daddy [rendered as "Suger Daddy"]
14. Contagious Luv [rendered as "Contagios Luv"]
15. Bedroom Thoughts

 

Shorter album

1. Bubble Based
2. The New Black
3. Plastic Fantastic
4. I Don't Need You
5. Genuinity
6. This Song Goes Out For
7. One Step Ahead
8. True
9. Travel Card
10. On the Move

 

From the first album, we're missing everything other than "Derek" and "So Simple" and most of the songs weren't even registered (other than "Dry Your Eyes" and "Contagious Luv"). From the second one, we're missing "Plastic Fantastic", "I Don't Need You", "This Song Goes Out For" and "Travel Card", of which the last two were previously unknown and unregistered.

[Tulips 3,731]

Omg Neon leaking 2 unreleased album tracklists, I'm shocked. 

 

Someone should ask her for the album titles, since we just know the tracklists

[lovemooch 519]

lets stalk her to upload those albums!

[Chalamet Eyes 2,100]

Dry Ur Eyes is a cover / version of this - he is the owner of the label she was signed to at the time. 

 

 

[Beauty King 1,708]

1 hour ago, Gentleman said:

Dry Ur Eyes is a cover / version of this - he is the owner of the label she was signed to at the time. 

 

 

 

We have a registration of that song and the only two listed writers are Neon and a DJ called Sweetie Irie. Mike Skinner doesn't seem to have anything to do with it.

[Chalamet Eyes 2,100]

3 minutes ago, Beauty King said:

 

We have a registration of that song and the only two listed writers are Neon and a DJ called Sweetie Irie. Mike Skinner doesn't seem to have anything to do with it.

 

There's blog posts from 2007 mentioning that it's a cover. Probably just an admin error. 

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On 8/30/2020 at 2:56 AM, Heartbreak High said:

I feel like she only went and got pregnant so her boyfriend doesn’t kick her ass out. It looks like they have a place together. It’s probably the most secure arrangement she’s had in years since she was telling me that she was evicted from her last place in Miami and she hasn’t paid taxes in America for a while. 
 

 

why am i not surprised to hear this omg

[radiant 858]

someone should try buying the albums from her

she would prob sell the files in a heartbeat lol

[Chalamet Eyes 2,100]

1 hour ago, radiant said:

someone should try buying the albums from her

she would prob sell the files in a heartbeat lol

 

I think someone already has lmao. 

[Lonely Planet 1,644]

3 hours ago, radiant said:

someone should try buying the albums from her

she would prob sell the files in a heartbeat lol

she was asking 75 each for those songs from 2007.

[Tulips 3,731]

Someone ask her for the album titles 

 

[Chalamet Eyes 2,100]

1 hour ago, Tulips said:

Someone ask her for the album titles 

 

 

I doubt they even have titles. They are just a bunch of demos. 

[Tulips 3,731]

1 hour ago, Gentleman said:

 

I doubt they even have titles. They are just a bunch of demos. 

But Lana's demo projects have their own titles. I think these demo CDs might have titles, I still think someone should ask her.

[Lonely Planet 1,644]

The titles will be crap and crappier. Based on the songs we have already from those cds, I don’t have high hopes the others will sound any better.

[pollafideo 53]

She obviously can't sell the songs owned by Warner, but can't she properly release these? Or at least make some CDr copies and sell them somewhere?