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or maybe of a car or a semi truck ( jk prbly) but i watched this music video that reminded me of lana "white trash beautiful trailer park queen")

Woooh I just had no idea of that, I used to think it was something about food :facepalm:  but  clearly was nonsense ahahaha thank you so much!!! and I just watched it really liked it but I didnt get if theres smtg about golden grill there aha  :toofunny:

let the light in, it's a cruel world

Posted

Woooh I just had no idea of that, I used to think it was something about food :facepalm:  but  clearly was nonsense ahahaha thank you so much!!! and I just watched it really liked it but I didnt get if theres smtg about golden grill there aha  :toofunny:

 

lmao i'm sorry u watched that its just me and my lana conspiracy theories tbqh

*** People call me crazy but I'm in demand ***

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lmao i'm sorry u watched that its just me and my lana conspiracy theories tbqh

aahahah i guess i should've known that!! But no, dont be sorry! it wasnt a waste of time since I lovee new musics & lana theories ahah

let the light in, it's a cruel world

Posted

whats a golden grill?

It's a barbecue grill made entirely out of pure gold. 

With a golden grill, one can make the finest chicken, hamburgers, hot dogs, steamed broccoli, you name it!

The best way to Lana's heart is through her stomach, and the food this guy made her was like, a hundred times better than the crap that she was serving at Ruby Tuesday's. She stayed for the food, and "with his golden grill, true love never dies". 

Posted

It's a barbecue grill made entirely out of pure gold. 

With a golden grill, one can make the finest chicken, hamburgers, hot dogs, steamed broccoli, you name it!

The best way to Lana's heart is through her stomach, and the food this guy made her was like, a hundred times better than the crap that she was serving at Ruby Tuesday's. She stayed for the food, and "with his golden grill, true love never dies". 

Oh, that makes sense! ahahah thank you so much, loved your explanation  :teehee:

let the light in, it's a cruel world

Posted

It's a barbecue grill made entirely out of pure gold. 

With a golden grill, one can make the finest chicken, hamburgers, hot dogs, steamed broccoli, you name it!

The best way to Lana's heart is through her stomach, and the food this guy made her was like, a hundred times better than the crap that she was serving at Ruby Tuesday's. She stayed for the food, and "with his golden grill, true love never dies". 

 

Whistle at me as my expanding hips go sway :bodyisready:

 

No, no--there will be no more Lana food parodies.

Posted

He fed her until her posterior was a perfect heart shape.

We've already got a foot fetish thread... are we gonna have a feeder one too?  :usrs:

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Stalking you has sorta become like my occupation.

Posted

We've already got a foot fetish thread... are we gonna have a feeder one too?  :usrs:

 

If you want it supersized, I can do that for ya :derpna2:

Posted

He fed her until her posterior was a perfect heart shape.

We've already got a foot fetish thread... are we gonna have a feeder one too?  :usrs:

 

Man, why is this forum always talking about sexy things? 

"The limits of my language mean the limits of my world." -Wittgenstein

Posted

Man, why is this forum always talking about sexy things? 

 

This thread in particular is something special.

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

Liz can't wait 2 B back at Ruby Tuesday in 2011, at the height of her career. But the pressing question: Waiting/hosting for old times' sake? Or just droppin' in for that amazing salad bar? 

"The limits of my language mean the limits of my world." -Wittgenstein

Posted

Liz can't wait 2 B back at Ruby Tuesday in 2011, at the height of her career. But the pressing question: Waiting/hosting for old times' sake? Or just droppin' in for that amazing salad bar? 

Was she really at the height of her career back in Feb 2011? Feb 2012-yes. But not early 2011. 

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Jesus. I'm sorry. Wow. I forgot (momentarily? thanks for the reminder...) that it's 2013. I thought we were in 2012, haa. You're right. Feb. 2012, not 2011. That's what i meant. I was thinking 2011 was last year... What is wrong with me? 

 

What a way to destroy my own joke. 

"The limits of my language mean the limits of my world." -Wittgenstein

  • 3 weeks later...
Posted

I LOVE when she says her name “Lana Del Rey, how you get that way?”

I don't know, it's like a fetish LOL

i've had that line stuck in my head all day but it's not even annoying me. yet.

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