WitchHazel

So who's ready for the LDR6 Pre-Pre-Release thread

Girlies can we just acknowledge how LFL is Lana's most critically acclaimed album (despite our assumptions) and is still selling extremely well in the US and has been #1 ever since it's release two days ago (despite our assumptions) and she is doing very well with streaming too (despite our assumptions).
 
Lana delivered with this album. There's something for everyone. The masses can see its appeal and so can her die-hard fans. Very smart sonic move on her part.
 
ALSOOOO I can't believe so many of you think Lana won't be getting that US #1 debut? The fuck?! She's outselling everyone else digitally right now, her streams are exceeding Meek Mill's by a lot and this is without promo. She will be #1 bookmark me.

iTunes US Songs:
#133 Lust for Life
#170 Summer Bummer
#171 Love
 
iTunes US Alternative Songs:
#23 Lust for Life
#27 Summer Bummer
#28 Love
#36 Beautiful People Beautiful Problems
#37 Cherry
#40 13 Beaches
#48 Groupie Love
#52 In My Feelings
#71 Get Free
#74 Tomorrow Never Came
#102 Heroin
#129 Change
#134 Summertime Sadness
#135 Coachella - Woodstock In My Mind
#143 God Bless America - And All the Beautiful Women In It
#189 When the World Was At War We Kept Dancing
 
iTunes US Albums
#1 Lust for Life
#165 Born to Die
#166 Honeymoon
 
iTunes US Alternative Albums
#1 Lust for Life
#27 Born to Die
#30 Honeymoon
#63 Ultraviolence (Deluxe)
#64 Paradise
#109 Born to Die (Deluxe)
#130 Born to Die - The Paradise Edition
 

Am I the only one who feels like Lust for Life is almost like a rock opera about a specific, newly-cultivated persona? I thought of this after seeing this image the other day and just loving how everything ties together 
 

 
The character doesn't have a name, so let's just go with Lana. But basically, Lana is a semi-reclusive witch, or an alien from the planet Daisyworld idk (daisies are obviously a motif) who has lived for generations, or at least she was alive during the last world war (because of WTWWAWWKD), endowed with powers of making people happy (or sad) that she could never control because she didn't understand herself enough. So she's always observed from her perch within the Hollywood sign, occasionally coming down to Earth (ie on Tuesdays) and sitting on the fire escapes of the city at night and listening to the hustle and bustle of society. But then came a breaking point where Lana finally decided that she needed to become a part of the world. The album is a journey through the stars, looking down from above, and through the Earth, finding beauty in these dark times, in an attempt to salvage America and the world. And she's doing it all from smack in the middle of Hollyweird. 

Get Free is so flawless I cannot 

Too tough I can't do it 
 

OUT OF THE BLACK!!!



 

INTO THE BLUE!!!

it should be Album of the Year 

Lana *finally sings Yosemite*
Fans: *scream like wild monkeys so they can't hear her anyway*

GREEN IS THE PLANET FROM THE EYES OF A TURTLE DOVE

Part 1 Livestream before it shut off-
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmwozGV2rCg
 
Yosemite- 14:30

I'm still shook from Get Free 

I don't understand the hate for change. It's so fucking good

I know, it's stranger than a stranger. 

I can slightly see why some of you didn't like it but calm down, we only heard like 10 seconds of the song...
 
Nonetheless, I LOVE it 

Why...?
Her music has often been infused with elements of hip-hop (see: Born to Die), so this sudden hatred towards her use of it here is rather unwarranted.

If y'all ladies don't like what Lana is cooking up in the kitchen then stay out of it!

people think they're so special because they don't listen to "degenerate hip hop trash"
 
 
 
 
 
 
...............okay

How dare you come for Burning Desire

Unapologetic by Rihanna was so critically acclaimed by fans, the gp, and critics. its extremely diverse. Hip Hop, rap, piano ballads, pop, edm, raggae, disco, etc.
 
idk why y'all think this much diversity is wrong. critics and the gp rip her because they say all her songs sound the same and now that she's switching it up its bad?
 
can't please anybody

Why is no one talking about her caption though?
"We made a lot of good ones but I think we picked the best ones for the record..." 
Ones? There's probably more than just this song she teased. Maybe for one of their projects? 
I'm super excited though I am living fuck me in the ass

UH BITCH??????? ROSES BLOOM FOR YOU ANOTHER GODDAMN NEW SONG WRITTEN AND DONE IN A FEW MONTHS THIS GIRL AINT EVEN DONE W THE DAMN RECORD
 
BUT HER TALKING IN THE STUDIO MURDERED ME, WHO KNEW THIS WITCHY RETRO QUEEN INVENTED ADORABLENESS, FUCKKKKK

Thought we were getting a retro-futuristic record, then thought we were getting a thematically witch-y record.... then I thought we were getting a politically aware flower child record with Sean Lennon and Stevie Nicks.... then I thought we were getting a "beatsy acoustic" record.... and now.... now, my friends, I don't know what the hell we are getting but regardless I know the good sis will deliver and snatch my weave when July 21 comes
 
 

me when lana posts anything about drugs