Ben Mawson

i'm sure they've fucked 

well if they fucked, it's not so professional 

A gentleman never tells and I'm not very professional so...

Let's just say I contain Lana's leaks and she contains mine.

 

where is he even from? idek haha but i bet its dreeeeaamy

I'm from the UK, but I'm half-Iranian. So I'm the natural byproduct of a surveillance state and a state that suppresses free speech. You know, the best of both worlds.

 

Why is it that in every picture of them he comes across as her chaperone? Also, is this his only job now, to escort her around?

Eh, it beats repping David Hasselhoff.

You're using Ben ( ) symbolically, right? I've notice there's an assumption around here that Ben is solely behind anything having to do with LDR songs and copyright violations. I would imagine there's a bigger legal team though. He is, after all, just her manager, no?

Just her manager? I'm also her lawyer. However, Universal Music Group also has a leaks team.

 

Also, why does he look exactly like Ben Affleck in that picture?!

...perhaps because I have a nefarious plan to screw people in an extremely uncomfortable place?

 

but why was Bel-Air deleted?

Did anyone else hear?                                  

 

       

Are you the leaker?

I would make Ben and Chloe proud.  

Can you say vasectomy? 

Well, I guess I won't have to worry about any leaks from Monicker.

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Incestuous three-way.

Oh, and fire Ben Mawson.

These are some pretty unpleasant lines of conversation... i understand you're fans but the above kind of stuff naturally does cause concern.

So the Ben Mawson on here is not Ben Mawson

@LDR, can you remove this?

 

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Just kidding, everyone keeps thinking I'm Ben Mawson, Lana's manager.

Sometimes I even think you're me.

I don't think Ben Mawson would be chewing our asses if it was her doing

Maybe I'm into that shit.

I'd show up as myself. Because what could be scarier to Lana fans than me?

 

Of course, this is completely hypothetical. There wouldn't be any party because I'd alert the authorities and have it shut down.