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I'm so drunk right now, but I tried to post my VIP pass to Lana this coming Friday and my video of her at sxsw two years ago (I live in htown, but made the atx trip for front row), when her bass fucked up and she went and hugged us all to pass the time.

i claimed heroin as my favorite, but after last night's tumultuous break up, i'm voting 13 beaches. yay for another lana album when my love life explodes in my face.

p.s. that's probably the number one strip club song right now.

but....it's New Orleans haha. You can't walk down the street without getting offered everything in Lana's medicine cabinet.

lmao staaaaahhhhpppppp. i'm still stuck on heroin. especially since i live in Texas and we had one day and three nights of winter this year. i wonder if New Orleans gay bars has lfl on the jukebox yet. i'm heading out again in a week. last time i went, i just paid for all the records to play and it was a fun drunk.

goddamnit hahahaha

aww, did someone not get any dicking today?

my ex and i used to slow dance to serial killer and velvet crowbar

yeahhhh, klonopin is definitely the best way to go. i used to take that before the xanax, but i have really bad dissociation when i have an attack, so i need the fast-acting xanax. and yeah, they are super addictive to your body and the withdrawals can be hell. i don't ever really take them unless i'm severely hungover and my anxiety is through the roof, but a quarter of a bar generally does my anxiety good for a few days instead of the half bar they want me to take daily. i wonder if she actually has tried heroin and what all she has done though.

"love. is it real love? it's like smiling when the firing squad's against you, and you just stay lined up. yeah. fuck." did anyone else think of mata hari? defiantly not wearing a blind fold during her execution and then blowing each one of her executioners a kiss.

yeah! i take xanax for my panic attacks. that whole class of benzos is generally used to treat anxiety/seizures. they're the modern day barbiturates, which is what marilyn monroe overdosed on. i like the husband lyric too though.

i first thought she said dreaming of lorazepam in the third chorus of heroin because they'll use that to treat for heroin withdrawals, but then i looked online and saw marzipan and was like..... oh ok, she can afford brand name ativan, she was just hungry.

ALL I'VE THOUGHT NONSTOP. buttttt I'm in med school and can only drink. tell me how amazing it is and smoke a blunt for me.

pleaaaaaase

heroin is my fav right now

i think this whole album is fucking amazing. i took a video of her first performance of Love in Austin during sxsw. i can post it if I'm allowed. I was second row (was first, but I'm 6'1 and let the 5'4 girls in front of me cause you know, you don't fuck with short girls). You'll occasionally hear my drunk yelling (I drank 4 bottles of Rosé waiting in line), but it was still fun.

This is going to be such a fun drunk night. I'm swooning. I think i'm going to fuck a stranger.

I have been reading this thread since I got off of work 5 hours ago, and I do not think I have ever laughed so hard.