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  6. Posted

    Never September 5th 

    Spoiler

    May my thoughts always stay level to October 

    May they never go as delusional as September 5th, to ask why

    May I never go to the place #TeamDelulu has gone

    So as to have to ask for cocc in vein

    The delusions in this thread I've found are inconsequential

    Compared to the magic of the Octoberness - the solution to most questions

    There are no official release dates

     

    And if there are - I'm wrong

    But at least I won't have spent my time waiting 

    Looking for cocc on those sketchy websites of the dark web

     

    I'll be online early to post though of course - 

    But only to tell you how delusional y'all are

     

    That's what I was thinking this morning, Lana

    That it's times like this as the supposed release date passes

    From our calendars, from the thought of our favourite delusions

    That I pray that I may

    Always keep my mind level to October

    Never downcast at September 5th

     

    You see, Lana

    It's times like this when the supposed release date dissapears

    Off of music websites without any official announcement

    That I think to myself

    There is an album that you're still not giving us

    Like sometimes I'm afraid your memory is too bad

    And that one day we'll have to remind you when to release your albums

     

    But until then

    May my mind always stay level to October

    Assessing Lanaboard's glittering new website development

    Never earlier than the month of October

    Never to September 4th or 5th

    'Cause I have faith in you, Lana, as stranger than a stranger as that seems

    In times like these

    And it's not just because of the excitement I've felt from

    Sheridan's behind the scenes updates

    It's because I believe in the goodness of you

    That it's firm enough to post an announcement

    or a

    lead single

    Or to make another album.

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  15. Posted

    Wait guys OMG she literally posted the announcement on instagram and Ben immediately commented :''Lana are you fucking stupid?? are you drunk?''

    and Lana said: ''I haven't been drunk for 14 years''

    and Ben said: ''delete it, it was supposed to be tommorow, remember FOUR midnights!!''

    and Lana said: ''Omg do you think I really listen to Sheridan lmao he's so annoying, I don't even know why I'm still working with him, ok deleting now x''

    Spoiler

    :flop::toofloppy:

     

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  19. Posted

    I left twitter for lanaboards

    Took a free listen of a dbree leak

    Lana, cocc is nowhere, who are we to love you?

    Lana, you've got no album, who are we to love you when we're delusional and you've got no album to offer?

    Lana, not quite the woman that never lies

    Not quite the woman that promotes, but the woman that teases for sure

    If by teasing you mean...snippets :facepalm:

     

    Lana, I picked Lanaboards because the leaks that don't deserve me live there

    Lana, I'm pathetic, but so are you, can you release cocc now?

    Lead single for no one, Lanaboards for all

    Thread for a hundred members I don't know at Lanaboards dot com where Elle fucking works

    We're all sick of this, but can you release cocc now?

    Album to no one, fake private link for all

    Back to the website that borned a thousand meltdowns

    Chemtrails over the country club pre-release thread, it's treated me very badly...I'm delusional

    The leaker in the corner, the forum that Ben never wanted

    The reason for Lana's managment's extra security

     

     

     

     

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