American Whore

ooo lana has some competition

i think we'll get 14 tracks, no interlude, the first song will be the title of the album with a closing track that is a cover of Dream A Little Dream Of Me, the album title will be Dreams Nobody Caught and the title track will be 7 minutes. saxophones will feature on the title track album length: 1:10:29 Album cover: Lana won't be featured for the first time on the cover, except the Target edition. The normal version will be a painting of night sky, reminiscent of Starry Night except there's a rocket with a message in the stars (like the phone number on Honeymoon) and the Target edition, she'll be pulled by Charlie on the beach in a radio flyer wagon and it'll be textless. digital album release: July 4 physicals: September 23 manifestingggggg

i just need an album right now, i'm going through a lot so i'd appreciate it if lana's team can hurry it up a lil bit and drop an album tomorrow at noon on apple music please and thanks (with spacial audio dammit)

yes we need some bussy boppin pussy poppin music

quick lets get to 100 pages!

I only want it released so we can forget about it a week later like Yosemite

IN THE VALLEY OF THE DOLLS WEEEE SLEEEEP, WEEEEEE SLEEE- wrong song? sorry i'll see myself out

yall remember when Lana said she preferred to drop albums in a 15 month window? she said it either right before or after honeymoon dropped. it makes me wonder if she's just in a better place right now to put music out much faster, especially since the pandemic, it must've given her more time to spend writing and thinking and reflecting. since 2019, after we get fed with this, we will have gotten 4 albums, plus an audiobook/spoken word and a book. that's 5 albums worth. fuck. 3 years, 5 albums. there's also that shelved covers album she could drop at any time. also, i wonder how she feels about her management teasing the new stuff, considering we have barely heard anything from her personally in regards to the music. like, she seems to be wanting to keep things under wraps, but her management is now going off and talking more about stuff. lol wtf

other than ben and ed saying "new music incoming" that's all we got fam, it's just radio silent. Lana posted a pic a few days ago but no mention of music then

if we get any kind of unreleased on this, please let it be something like My Best Days when i was sleeping without you haunted by the baddest dreamssss

the serve this would be

me too

dude the fact that she actually released the songs that leaked like 15 years ago what a win

this is also very very likely. she's said she wants to do it this way instead next time and there are absolutely no copies or Blue Banisters at Targets near me. they'll have maybe 1-2 copies of cocc but it's almost like they're not restocking for a reason. Target always has Lana, so that's why i mention it now because it's interesting. i only saw 1 run of physicals at Target and that's it, they've not restocked. and how she's seen other artists digitally drop albums and then do physicals, i think it makes a lot more sense to do it, especially because it keeps the secrecy of the album intact until she wants us to hear it. remember tape girl? and the last 2-3 eras we've gotten album leaks before the album was out because people got their hands on it early. also summer starts this month, she sleeps in spring so she's staying quiet right now for a reason

the rocket is giving me in the cock, in the cock, in the cockpit i'm ur pilot

Donda N Chemtrails

now here you go again you say you want your freeeeeeedommmmmm she was so fucking hot in the 70s, if i was alive then i would've been such a groupie for her

with the amount of streams i give her daily, she doesn't need to put this out. this will literally get 0 streams from me lmao like i'm sorry i know she wants her friends to get a lil more coin but i don't like nikki at all, there's something about her voice i don't like. she's also always singing over lana every time i hear them sing together, live or studio, it's always nikki as the front vocals with lana barely audible. it's like nikki hasn't done many duets, so she doesn't know how to control her projection and she projects over lana every time, i hate it

fuck one can only hope not

bc 2 weeks is too long

daddy is a gangsta, im his lil dolly

if the album was called Cleaning Up The Culture that'd be so iconic, where the cover would be her in a 60s style, hair in rollers, holding a plate of food, vacuum in the other hand, wearing an apron and she's on a facetime call with Rob

Alt rock Alt pop Indie rock Indie pop Hollywood Sadcore Rap West coast hip hop Grunge Heavy metal Soundtracks Instrumentals Blues Jazz Prog rock Psychedelic rock Trip hop Singer/songwriter

yes! this was how I understood it too but I couldn't remember 100%, i'm glad you mentioned it as well

Dramatic New Country Daddy Never Came (home) it'd be a nod to Daddy's Home also, Delta Nu Country (kinda like bluesy country? idk) Doing Nothing Cool Dancing Near Coasts Delta Night Calls any insiders wanna tell us, if you know what DNC is? please? it's really bugging me at this point