Jared

Lana boards: ''Lana's music post-Lust For Life has lost its edge...it's too bland and flavorless''

Also Lana boards: '' Lana should collab woth Taylor Swift, Miley Cyrus, Kacey Musgraves, The Weekend and Noah Kahan  ''

The Nikki Lane hate is so lame/bizarre. Hope her and Sierra Ferrell song makes it onto the album.

Every popstar will be doing middle-of-the-road ''country'' pop crap this year. We really don't need Lana and Jack to join them, hopefully they surprise us.

1 hour ago, X8vinylScratchX said:

HOLY SHIT what are these asinine manifestations? Imagine how much better Cinnamon Girl would have been if Migos hopped on that! That totally wouldn’t have ruined a perfect song. Oooh imagine Taylor jumping on the last leg of Happiness is a Butterfly to totally not taint that otherwise amazing song. A&W Ice Spice feature when? WHY IS THIS THE FUTURE PEOPLE WANT??? ON THE FUCKING COUNTRY ALBUM OF ALL THINGS!!

A big chunk of people following Lana don't like her music, they only like her image. And they want her to be a shitty popstar. Hope this helps. .

Exactly. Taylor is true evil!

After listening to Jack's production on The Chicks album and some unreleased songs (I Must Be Stupid For Feeling So Happy. Prettiest Girl In Country Music), I i suddenly have a really good feeling about this. Are Lana and Jack about to change the game again?

I need to give this a listen for Jack's production.

If Lana and Jack put a fresh and unique spin on the genre and make something weird, it could be interesting. But right now, my feeling is that this is going to be bland pop country. If I see that cornball Zach Bryan listed as a feature act, I'll know my suspicions are right.

People who think music made on a laptop isn't real music because it's not made entirely with ''real instruments'' and who shower artists like Macklemore with best rap awards have terrible music takes. Oh no, who could've seen that coming!!

Imagine still taking these losers seriously or seeking validation from them in 2024.

Random YouTubers and TikTokers have more credibility & cultural relevance than the Grammys in 2024 and Lana win won't change that.

 e more credibility & cultural relevance

1 hour ago, Ultraviolencequeen said:

Manifesting mini folk/americana vibe album with beautiful lyrics and vocals in next few months to tide us over for end of year new 18 track masterpiece featuring songs like west cost , a&w, VB, ultraviolence!!

8 minutes ago, brandon said:

yupppp side album release while she tours and then brand new album afterwards

Country Roads is a ''stand-alone single'', according to an official press release.

5 hours ago, GaboSpaceCowboy said:

I would love this song to be part of an EP

4 hours ago, Cult Leader said:

yeah!! That's kind of what I was thinking too

3 hours ago, luna de miel said:

an acoustic ep would be perfect right now imo, with the magnitude of ocean (and this whole year in general) it feels too soon for a whole new album...

2 hours ago, Veinsineon said:

agree. She's had this idea since right after LFL. She even talked about it at Amoeba.
So here for an EP in the Spring and a collection of covers in the fall

1 hour ago, barttttender said:

It's time for another EP. One EP (paradise) in her discography is weird. Also, not everything needs to be an album.

29 minutes ago, Psychedelic Pussy said:

IF she really is going full-on country, I’m here for it just being a country EP, closely followed by LDR10: her psychedelic surf rock trip hop masterpiece

1 hour ago, mssainttropez said:

This would help the tiktok coquettes not perceive Lana’s music as pink and bows 

Lana now consciously panders to them which is why I no longer care when they make super weird and awful posts about her.

Go listen to Pitchfork's latest Best New Track. That's how you do Americana!

36 minutes ago, Embach said:

I mean fantasizing about Lana's new album is part of the fun of pre-release threads lol nothing bad about it, let us dream

28 minutes ago, Bonita said:

all i'm saying is she can celebrate her coachella headline by giving us aka rerelease, b-sides and rarities album with like 200 songs and maybe debut a new song 

1 hour ago, unidentified dragonslayer said:

If she released an unreleased album full of outtakes from every era

11 hours ago, taco truck said:

Because it is considered a very prestigious award in the music sphere.

They're considered a complete joke by everyone except a very small crowd of boomers who post stuff like ''hip hip is not real music!'' - ''Real music was being performed with no laptops or tech!'' on their facebook accounts.

I'll side eye any artist who cares too much about them. The Grammys will have no impact on Lana's legacy.

12 minutes ago, unidentified dragonslayer said:

If she released an unreleased album full of outtakes from every era i would never complain about anything ever again, she could release an album of her singing in gibberish with only an otamatone as the instrument and i would buy all the vinyl variants 

Y'all don't deserve it.

Lana likes to play the underdog/normal person role, but you're not supposed to take it seriously and think she actually cares that much about the sales lol.

You guys are giving too much importance to that shitty award show.

On 12/28/2023 at 10:06 PM, Jared said:

Lana and Jack have been dropping clues all year long,  I'm definitely expecting them to do a left turn but more lyrically than sonically.

I could totally see them make an album full of dark humor and scathing satire at this point. And it would be quite refreshing.

She just posted a story listening to Bo Burnham.

delete

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''Wanting Lana to be hyper feminine, sexed-up blow up doll for my aesthetic preference and palatable enough to give her music a listen is so not misogynistic, I promise!!!!!!!!!''

4 hours ago, PARADIXO said:

The subtle misogyny

Subtle compared to those on twitter and Tiktok, maybe.