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Everyone hates Norman Fucking Rockwell so far, and as a confessional.
I don't hate any album, so I doubt I will hate this one.
I love 'Lust For Life'
Honestly;
'Cinnamon' to me sounds like a bop
'Hope Is A Dangerous Thing For A Woman Like Me To Have - But I Have It' was a bop
'In Your Car' sounds like a bop
'Happiness Is A Butterfly' also sounds like a fucking bop
And this album will be good, and yeah - it's ''retrospective sad girl shit'' but I am here for it.
I am here for sad depressed, staying up 'till 3am crying about a boy Lana.
I want this album, and if it takes time to perfect, then I can wait.
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Y'all we were wrong.
Lana isn't pregnant.
Lana Hasn't got a mans
The only reason she goes to hillsong is for her girlfriend.
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Wth hell Joe from the record store I fucking believed in u I really did
Bash his brains in.
This is his fault.
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I just called my local music store and they said NFR will be in stock 17th August 2023
I called ben and he told me to suck his beer can dick
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Shoutout to my local music store today, they didn't have the album scheduled for release on the 29th am I a tru detective or what
We already knew that, sorry hunnty.
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I don't think we hate it, I just think it's a joke because apparently Lana's obsessed with it like a crazy girl
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When people try to snitch on you to Elle for speaking out of topic in one post, yet all they do is come on here everyday & spam the thread with the same four old crunchy sentences, even though Elle made it VERY apparent that being off topic and spamming the thread are just as bad as eachother
"Where is NFR"
"Lana is lazy"
"Venice Bitch is that song"
"I swear if we don't get this album soon"
ThIs Is OuT Of ToPiC
Do SomEthIng HOW cOme I goT A wArnIng PoINT anD tHeY DID nOt
@elle
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i wonder how Lana's feeling about marina being a real artist and actually releasing amazing stuff and keeping us updated lol
She doesn't care - being an insta baddie and all.
You have no time for hate - just
new randomfriends and macha tea. -
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ohh this sounds like sky ferreira if she released sucker instead of charli. cute
No one but Charli should release sucker.
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In other news, Venice Bitch is still, THAT BITCH. Venice Bitch is LOVE
I haven't listened to it in so log and MAC,
but when I do,
it's like 'smiling when the firing' squads against 'ya and you just stay lined up'
but they are THOSE BITCHES.
underrated atm, and not appreciated as all we do is nag about NFR.
But a true reminder of what 'Norman Fucking Rockwell' really means
Edit:
I feel strange after typing that, like a weight has been lifted off my shoulder.
Oh wait, it's called hope.
Which is a dangerous thing for a gay like me to have - but guess what fags, I have it
Edit:
Elle love me
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I can't tell if ya'll are joking or not...
"Man I’m high as fuck I couldn’t tell you the lyrics to born to die"
Is a quote from Electra on his status
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fun doesn’t pay
a day job does
Don't lecture me about life morals, when
"Man I’m high as fuck I couldn’t tell you the lyrics to born to die"
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This thread gets continuously dumber every time I come back.
Why y’all role playing baby names for lana wtf
Some of these gays need a day job i swear
It's called Malnutriton Delusions
Day 32 of starving myself: Lana is an insta baddie
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How cute would it be if Lana did have a baby, and like 5 years later she puts her kid on an album cover like this:
UV teasWho is sheeeee?
Mamacita!!!!
She has to be called 'Ivy Green E-cigg'
When can we start then?
Do y'all not remember a few days ago?
I got a WP for it
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Lmao if we’d actually done that, by the time NFR is dropped we’d be dead
honestly still a conceptMe living on Macha Tea waiting for NFR - coloured 2K19
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I was just hopelessly searching for any info online and I came across this
https://www.change.org/p/lana-del-rey-fans-give-us-norman-fucking-rockwell-lana
who did this
Be careful,
Let's not have a
#StarveYourselfForNormanFuckingRockwell
Repeat.
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